AN: I don't own a thing!

Part III

::A helicopter view of a spacious mountain.::

Announcers voice: As week three begins the team must pass a test to prove their value to the rest of the team.

::Ron is seated on a large stone. In the background you can see the others gathering wood and such to build a shelter.::

"I dunno. I don't think Fred or George will last much longer. I was looking over Hermione's book yesterday and she had marker a few curses that would lead to a slow and painful death."

::Ditto picture only Ron has been replaced with Hermione.::

"I don't know if I can hold out much longer. If Ron keeps up his annoying, lets-snoop-through-Hermione's- stuff attitude, I might just have to kill him."

::Harry. Same background.::

"I think Hermione's turning Psychopathic. I'm gonna start watching my back."

::Spokesman walks into camp.::

"For today's challenge, you all must cross a river without getting wet. Good luck!"

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::Ron is trying to knock down a tree to create a bridge.::

::Harry is roping together a load of branches to make a raft.::

::Hermione has found a vine and is swinging across the river.::

::Dumbledore has found a bunch of rocks and using them as stepping stones, he walks over the water.::

::Fred and George rolled up their robes and wade across the river::

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::Spokesperson is sitting at the camp fire eating a hamburger.::

"Time to vote someone off the show!" He says in a WAY to perky voice.

::Ron looks over his shoulder.::

"Hermione, You're my best friend, but I can't have you murdering my brothers…even if they do deserve it."

::Harry writes down a name and walks back to his seat.::

::Dumbledore does the same::

::Fred walks up and writes down a name.::

"Hermione has to go! She's such a goodie two shoes"

::George walks up and scribbles a name onto the paper and sits down.::

::Hermione comes up::

"Their all hitting on me! Just the other night….nevermind. I've got to get out! Way to many HORNY guys!!::

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::Spokesperson looks up surprised.::

"A unanimous vote! Hermione is off the show."

::Hermione screams for joy and runs down the trail to civilization. The team watches a bit mournfully.::