*Satellite Room*

Reno: We look like the wrapped chicken.

Reeve: Shut up & lift your right leg up.

*Reno & Reeve are acting as human satellites to try to fix the reception ala 'Salute Your Shorts.'*

Reno: Is it getting better or worse?

Reeve: Better…Better…Better…

*The picture comes in, showing the girls getting ready for bed. The guys sweatdrop.*

Reno: Is this the right channel?

Reeve: I think so…

*The girls are getting ready to get their nightgowns on.*

Reno (sarcastically): Oh no. They're taking their clothes off in front of the camera.

*Reeve blushes furiously.*

Reno: Little more…Little more…

*Just as the cheesecake is about to be seen, the channel switches to a Spanish soap.*

Reno: NOOOOO!!!!!

TV Actress: Pero…Te amo, Kuro. Te amo…

Reno: What is this crap?!?

Reeve: Shh…Emiliana just told Kuro she loves him.

*Reno sweatdrops.*

Reno: You're as bad as the girls…

*Saucer*

Cait Sith: Oh my goodness, they're taking their clothes off!

*Closes eyes, turns around, & walks away.*

Yuffie: Cait Sith, are ya ready for bed? Do you need to brush your teeth or anything?

*Cait Sith blushes.*

Cait Sith: Oh no…I'm ready for bed…(Cue impure thoughts)

Will Reno ever get to see his cheesecake? How does Reeve know Spanish? Does anyone besides me watch 'Salute Your Shorts'? Be back here for the next episode…