*Satellite Room*

Reno: So what's going on?

Reeve: Emiliana is in love with Kuro, who's in love with his chocobo.

Reno: Messed up…

Reeve: Pass the egg rolls…

*Saucer*

Tifa: Good night, Aeris.

Aeris: Good night, Tifa.

Tifa: Good night, Yuffie.

Yuffie: Good night, Tifa.

Tifa: Good night, Cait Sith.

Cait Sith: Good night, Tifa.

Aeris: Good night, Yuffie.

Yuffie: Good night, Aeris.

Aeris: Good night, Cait Sith.

Cait Sith: Good night, Aeris.

Yuffie: Good night, Cait Sith.

Cait Sith (dreamily): Good night, Yuffie.

*The room becomes quiet as everyone drifts off to sleep. Then, someone breaks down the door screaming, with something attached to their foot.*

Barret: AHHHHH!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!

Red XIII (muffled & in his sleep): Chase da bunny…Catch da bunny…Chew da bunny…Chase da bunny…Catch da bunny…Chew da bunny…Chase da bunny…Catch da bunny…Chew da bunny…

*Lights flick on. Red XIII is chewing on Barret's bunny slipper.*

Will everyone quit saying good night? Will Red XIII stop chasing bunnies in his sleep? Will this fanfic end? Read on in our next episode!