(AN: Sorry it's been a while, but here it is! The final chapter of my survivor story! By the way, I appreciate all the reviews. And yes! I do realize I can't spell!)

::Ron is sitting by the lake.::

"I sort of hope I win the prize money. I mean, if I had a million dollars…"

::Ron grows quite and a dreamy look crosses his face::

"Chocolate…space…money…chocolate…no more maroon sweaters. Er…sorry about that."

::Albus Dumbledore looks at the camera and waves:: (AN: Yea…okay, then.)

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::Original spokesperson comes on set. Looks cautiously over his shoulder.::

"There not here…are they?"

"Are who here?" Ron asks, popping up behind FOSP (Freaked Out Spokes Person).

"Those devils!"

"Fred and George?" Ron asks. FOSP nods. "Nope."

BSVS: Of Course not!! How could they be when I kicked them off?!

::FOSP ALMOST dies of shock.::

BSVS: Okay. That was NOT the desired effect.

::Ron, Dumbledore, and NSFOSP (Not So Freaked Out Spokes Person) are transported to a rushing river with a thin cord connecting both sides.:: (AN: Because I can!)

::NSFOSP picks himself up and pulls large clipboard out of back pocket. Licks pen.::

"Alright! Finale test! You must cross this gorge with…" NSFOSP looks over papers and reads off list "Sharp rocks, hungry crocodiles, a few savage blood-thirsty warriors, poisonous snakes, spiders, One or two Voldemort impersonators and the odd ax-murder at the bottom. Well, good luck. Oh by the way. No magic."

::Ron passes out.::

::Dumbledore steps onto cord and takes another step. And another, another and finally reaches the other side. Ron picks himself up and stumbles to the cord. He takes a step on and tips over. Martha (remember her from Part VI??) swings in on third vine from the left and runs off with Ron over her shoulder.::

::NSFOSP shakes his head and marks something on the clipboard.::

"Bad marks for getting rescued." NSFOSP frowns, then smiles and jumps across the gorge in a single bound (AN: I LOVE superman!!).

"Congradulations Albus Dumbledore! You won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

::Camera crew and reporters drive up in a very Monty Python fashion. (AN: I love "The Bishop!" ever seen it? You should! It's funny! Okay then!). They all pile out and shove cameras and microphones in Dumbledores face.::

"Mr. Dumbledore! What do you plan to do with this money?" Shouts random reaporters (Okay, so they don't all shout the same thing but they all say basically the same thing?)

"Sock."

"Would you care to elaberate, sir?" Random newsreporter asks.

"I will buy sock. One can never have enough socks."

::Dumbledore walks away.::

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