Yah, I'm doing my own fic for my own list because I have a writer's block. I hate writer's blocks. Oh, well.
~*~ The insanity fic ~*~

Ruto: Duh... I'm insane!
Link: Of course you are. Right, Zelda? ...Zelda?
Zelda: I LIKE CHICKENS! *Steals some chickens from Malon*
Malon: HEY, YOU! GIVE ME BACK MY CHICKENS!
Ruto: Duh... I like chickens, too...
Navi: HEYLOOKLISTENHEYI'MHIGHCAN'TYOUTELL?!
Link: Yes.
Navi: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Zelda: *With arms full of chickens* Hey, what's that stuff down there?
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Link: I think it's from where we tear the fic in half.
Navi: *Streaks in the background* HEY! LOOK AT ME, I'M A MORON!
Link: I'm starting to get fed up with you, Navi... *Throws Navi to the moon*
Navi: *With mouth full of cheese* HEY! THE MOON REALLY iIS/i MADE OF CHEESE!
Ruto: Duh... I'm insane...
Malon: *In megaphone* DROP THE CHICKENS AND NOBODY GETS HURT!
*The chickens suddenly blow up*
Zelda: My chickens... MEANIE! *Gives Malon a wedgie*
Malon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs around in circles, screaming*
Ruto: Duh... Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Link: No.
Ruto: Duh... I'll tell you anyway. Your horse Epone just fell into the mud.
Link: This is too stupid for me... *Tears the fic in half*
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Okaaaaaay, short and weird, BUUUUT.... REVIEW! PLEASE!?