Hi minna! This is my first attempt in parody. There are a lot of mistakes
here and I haven't had anyone to beta read for me. If those who are
interest, please leave your email in the reviews. Thank you! (There're 2
parts to this parody.)
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Time Machine I
kenshin huming as he worked with the laundry, and kaoru, as usual, drilling yahiko endlessly, with sano napping on the porch when…
POOF
the kenshin gumi were engulfed in smoke
"What the HELL…" sano coughed.
"Kaoru-dono?!" kenshin yelled.
"Huh?!" yahiko whimpered.
"Daijubou, kenshin!" kaoru yelped.
coughing, and sputtering, the smoke soon cleared, and a weird girl sprawled on the floor was seen, sputtering and grumbling.
"Kenshin!" kaoru hurried to his side.
"Daijubou desu ka?" kenshin asked.
"Che… of all times… when I'm having such a nice nap…"sano grumbled.
"And WHO'S this weirdo here?" yahiko punctured.
immediately, the girl sat up, eyes flashing dangerously.
"Weirdo?! I'll get you, yahiko-CHAN!!!" the girl ran after him, pounding on his head with a strange device.
"Ano… you KNOW Yahiko?" Kaoru asked behind kenshin's back.
"Of course I know him. I KNOW all of you, in fact." The girl straightened up from a fainted yahiko and introduced herself.
"I…" she began dramatically. "Am the time machine tester!! And I am supposed to bring back some people from the past to prove the point. And I guess I'm in the Meiji Era, eleventh year?" she checked the device in her hand.
"time machine tester-dono… why are you here de gonzaru? Eto, you're here to…?!" kenshin asked, shocked.
"Chikuso…never expected…. Let me see…" sano made for the device.
"DON'T YOU DARE!" she yelled, and kicked him in the guts. Then turned to the perplexed Kenshin and speechless Kaoru. "Aa… I'm supposed to bring you back forward to the laboratory where I am from and bring you round for a tour of the modern facilities."
No answer, except for the whimpers from sano, and blubbering of saliva from yahiko.
She looked around, before adding sheepishly, "I don't think you got me. Never mind. Let's just say, I'm taking you to a one day holiday to the next world." Smiling sweetly, she waited for the response.
"Another world?" Kenshin said, dizzy from all the information.
"What world?" Kaoru said eagerly, warming up to this weird girl.
"Blugh…"yahiko muttered.
"Kuso…" sano whimpered.
"A world where people are more advanced. Okay, to make it more simpler, I'll say that, you are going FORWARD in time to see what the future world is like in the 2001 year."
Kenshin's eyes almost popped out of their sockets. Kaoru stood there wondering, eyes wistful. Yahiko sat up straight. Sano stopped mid-way rubbing his stomach.
"Really…?" kaoru said wistfully. "I would like to go… demo… what will people say if we left the dojo suddenly?"
"Ah, don't worry. Time will stop here while I bring you to the future world, that is, for you. But for me, it's my present world. And Kaoru, there's different kinds of chocolate invented too. Mint, white many!" she looked slyly at the drooling kaoru, and the growl echoing from Sano.
"Well, it's that's the case, let's go!! I'm hungry." Yahiko complained. "And I'm going to get you for pounding me."
"You've got no chance, Yahiko-chan. The security's way tight there, and laws are stricter. No spitting in public, no fights no brawls. Once there is, you'll be in jail till the trail."
That seemed to please Kenshin a lot.
"Well then. I agree to go. It seems like a safe place to go… and Kaoru-dono and minna-san would be safe." Kenshin finally spoke.
"But. They'll be surprised to see you guys in traditional clothes when we go out… don't worry. I'll handle the problem." Then, without their consent, she started taking out a long measuring tape, and measured their shoulder width, leg width, and waistline.
"Hey hey hey!!! What the HELL are you doing?" Sano yelped as the cool tape went round his waist.
"Daijubou daijubou… I need your measurements…" she muttered, while keying down their measurements in the small device.
After a while, with everyone flustered, she did something with the device, and then spoke into it. It went crackle, sputter, before a reply was heard.
"Officer 197 reporting for duty. Your request was sent successfully. The clothes would be arriving soon."
"Thank you, Officer 197. You may go." She spoke into it before clicking it shut.
She looked up, and saw everyone staring at her scandalized, and kenshin drawing his sakabatou.
"An enemy? I'll handle it." She spoke nonchalantly, before drawing a gun from her waist.
"Ii..Iie… demo, time machine tester-dono… that thing you just spoke to… it's a ghost!!!" Sano said shakily, pointing a shaking finger at it.
"Drop it, tester-dono. I'll destroy it for you." Kenshin said, while Kaoru and Yahiko hid behind his back.
Laughing, she lifted it up. "It's a MORDERN thing. You don't understand. My people will explain it to you later on…"
Suddenly…
ZAP!
A big bag dropped from the sky, and landed on Yahiko.
"Oupmgh…" muttered the poor boy.
"What's that?" kaoru said, prodding the blue material, bulging from all the clothes inside.
"Ah. Our clothes arrived. Let's change!!!" she yelled gleefully, while opening the zipper and taking all the bundles out.
"tester-dono… ano…"
"Don't ask. Just take your clothes…" she snapped with mild irritation. The fun of explaining all the modern stuff to them worn out quickly. And was replaced with a bit of annoyance and irritation.
"Aa. Arigato gonzaimasu." Said Kenshin, taking his clothes.
"How the heck do we wear this stuff?" asked Sano, holding his own clothes up. Which is, a pair of khaki coloured jeans, a T-shirt and a long vest to go with it.
"How do we…?" One by one asked, and she hurried from here to there, correcting them and explaining.
Finally, they retreated into the rooms to change.
Tester went in with kaoru to change. (Hey… she need to change, right? After standing in the sun with them for so long… ^^;;)
"Tester-san…"
"Hai?"
"How do I wear this?" Kaoru said, holding up a piece of white cloth.
"Oh, ano…" tester said, blushing a little, before teaching kaoru how to wear it, which is a little difficult.
After that, both flushing slightly, they came out. Tester, in sleeveless shirt, and jeans, while Kaoru opted for white T-shirt and blue jeans. Like the training gi she usually wears, so it doesn't makes a difference.
As for the boys, when they came out, all looked strange and uncomfortable in theirs.
Kaoru turned her head and stifled a giggle as tester went round adjusting their clothing.
"Ano… tester-dono… I feel strange in this…" Kenshin muttered, tugging his shirt that showed his slight muscles and built.
"Don't worry… now link hands with me and I'll bring you back." Tester said absent-mindedly. "Sano and Yahiko my left, Kenshin and Kaoru on my right."
They arranged according to her way, and with Yahiko bouncing about impatiently and Sano yawning, Kenshin and Kaoru in their own world, holding hands tightly, tester spoke in another language through the device.
"Ready. Officer 726, prepare to launch. Thank you."
Then she turned back.
"Minna-san! It'll be activated in the countdown of three, two one, zerooooooooooo….!!!"
"ORO!!! Kaoru-dono!!"
"Eiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
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On to the next part….
Saiki-san
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Time Machine I
kenshin huming as he worked with the laundry, and kaoru, as usual, drilling yahiko endlessly, with sano napping on the porch when…
POOF
the kenshin gumi were engulfed in smoke
"What the HELL…" sano coughed.
"Kaoru-dono?!" kenshin yelled.
"Huh?!" yahiko whimpered.
"Daijubou, kenshin!" kaoru yelped.
coughing, and sputtering, the smoke soon cleared, and a weird girl sprawled on the floor was seen, sputtering and grumbling.
"Kenshin!" kaoru hurried to his side.
"Daijubou desu ka?" kenshin asked.
"Che… of all times… when I'm having such a nice nap…"sano grumbled.
"And WHO'S this weirdo here?" yahiko punctured.
immediately, the girl sat up, eyes flashing dangerously.
"Weirdo?! I'll get you, yahiko-CHAN!!!" the girl ran after him, pounding on his head with a strange device.
"Ano… you KNOW Yahiko?" Kaoru asked behind kenshin's back.
"Of course I know him. I KNOW all of you, in fact." The girl straightened up from a fainted yahiko and introduced herself.
"I…" she began dramatically. "Am the time machine tester!! And I am supposed to bring back some people from the past to prove the point. And I guess I'm in the Meiji Era, eleventh year?" she checked the device in her hand.
"time machine tester-dono… why are you here de gonzaru? Eto, you're here to…?!" kenshin asked, shocked.
"Chikuso…never expected…. Let me see…" sano made for the device.
"DON'T YOU DARE!" she yelled, and kicked him in the guts. Then turned to the perplexed Kenshin and speechless Kaoru. "Aa… I'm supposed to bring you back forward to the laboratory where I am from and bring you round for a tour of the modern facilities."
No answer, except for the whimpers from sano, and blubbering of saliva from yahiko.
She looked around, before adding sheepishly, "I don't think you got me. Never mind. Let's just say, I'm taking you to a one day holiday to the next world." Smiling sweetly, she waited for the response.
"Another world?" Kenshin said, dizzy from all the information.
"What world?" Kaoru said eagerly, warming up to this weird girl.
"Blugh…"yahiko muttered.
"Kuso…" sano whimpered.
"A world where people are more advanced. Okay, to make it more simpler, I'll say that, you are going FORWARD in time to see what the future world is like in the 2001 year."
Kenshin's eyes almost popped out of their sockets. Kaoru stood there wondering, eyes wistful. Yahiko sat up straight. Sano stopped mid-way rubbing his stomach.
"Really…?" kaoru said wistfully. "I would like to go… demo… what will people say if we left the dojo suddenly?"
"Ah, don't worry. Time will stop here while I bring you to the future world, that is, for you. But for me, it's my present world. And Kaoru, there's different kinds of chocolate invented too. Mint, white many!" she looked slyly at the drooling kaoru, and the growl echoing from Sano.
"Well, it's that's the case, let's go!! I'm hungry." Yahiko complained. "And I'm going to get you for pounding me."
"You've got no chance, Yahiko-chan. The security's way tight there, and laws are stricter. No spitting in public, no fights no brawls. Once there is, you'll be in jail till the trail."
That seemed to please Kenshin a lot.
"Well then. I agree to go. It seems like a safe place to go… and Kaoru-dono and minna-san would be safe." Kenshin finally spoke.
"But. They'll be surprised to see you guys in traditional clothes when we go out… don't worry. I'll handle the problem." Then, without their consent, she started taking out a long measuring tape, and measured their shoulder width, leg width, and waistline.
"Hey hey hey!!! What the HELL are you doing?" Sano yelped as the cool tape went round his waist.
"Daijubou daijubou… I need your measurements…" she muttered, while keying down their measurements in the small device.
After a while, with everyone flustered, she did something with the device, and then spoke into it. It went crackle, sputter, before a reply was heard.
"Officer 197 reporting for duty. Your request was sent successfully. The clothes would be arriving soon."
"Thank you, Officer 197. You may go." She spoke into it before clicking it shut.
She looked up, and saw everyone staring at her scandalized, and kenshin drawing his sakabatou.
"An enemy? I'll handle it." She spoke nonchalantly, before drawing a gun from her waist.
"Ii..Iie… demo, time machine tester-dono… that thing you just spoke to… it's a ghost!!!" Sano said shakily, pointing a shaking finger at it.
"Drop it, tester-dono. I'll destroy it for you." Kenshin said, while Kaoru and Yahiko hid behind his back.
Laughing, she lifted it up. "It's a MORDERN thing. You don't understand. My people will explain it to you later on…"
Suddenly…
ZAP!
A big bag dropped from the sky, and landed on Yahiko.
"Oupmgh…" muttered the poor boy.
"What's that?" kaoru said, prodding the blue material, bulging from all the clothes inside.
"Ah. Our clothes arrived. Let's change!!!" she yelled gleefully, while opening the zipper and taking all the bundles out.
"tester-dono… ano…"
"Don't ask. Just take your clothes…" she snapped with mild irritation. The fun of explaining all the modern stuff to them worn out quickly. And was replaced with a bit of annoyance and irritation.
"Aa. Arigato gonzaimasu." Said Kenshin, taking his clothes.
"How the heck do we wear this stuff?" asked Sano, holding his own clothes up. Which is, a pair of khaki coloured jeans, a T-shirt and a long vest to go with it.
"How do we…?" One by one asked, and she hurried from here to there, correcting them and explaining.
Finally, they retreated into the rooms to change.
Tester went in with kaoru to change. (Hey… she need to change, right? After standing in the sun with them for so long… ^^;;)
"Tester-san…"
"Hai?"
"How do I wear this?" Kaoru said, holding up a piece of white cloth.
"Oh, ano…" tester said, blushing a little, before teaching kaoru how to wear it, which is a little difficult.
After that, both flushing slightly, they came out. Tester, in sleeveless shirt, and jeans, while Kaoru opted for white T-shirt and blue jeans. Like the training gi she usually wears, so it doesn't makes a difference.
As for the boys, when they came out, all looked strange and uncomfortable in theirs.
Kaoru turned her head and stifled a giggle as tester went round adjusting their clothing.
"Ano… tester-dono… I feel strange in this…" Kenshin muttered, tugging his shirt that showed his slight muscles and built.
"Don't worry… now link hands with me and I'll bring you back." Tester said absent-mindedly. "Sano and Yahiko my left, Kenshin and Kaoru on my right."
They arranged according to her way, and with Yahiko bouncing about impatiently and Sano yawning, Kenshin and Kaoru in their own world, holding hands tightly, tester spoke in another language through the device.
"Ready. Officer 726, prepare to launch. Thank you."
Then she turned back.
"Minna-san! It'll be activated in the countdown of three, two one, zerooooooooooo….!!!"
"ORO!!! Kaoru-dono!!"
"Eiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
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On to the next part….
Saiki-san