Author's Note~ UGH! I got rid of the reviews! I didn't mean to at all, but
I took the story off, because the chapters were out of sequence! I didn't
know it would kill the reviews! UGH! Those were my favs too. Oh well that's
life, no need to get upset over nothing, right? More things to get worried
about. Anyway the chapters were out of sequence, so I suggest you just skim
them over to make sure ya got all of it. Okay well byes!
"Wou're (you're) being mean", exclaimed Nosedive, "Don't do this to yourself! It's not good! Not to me, espeswally (especially) not to me, but it's not good for you. What will peoples thinks?"
"It's not working Nosedive", said WildWing, "You're taking a bath. So you can act all you want, but it's still not working."
"But this is", cried Nosedive and ran out of the bathroom.
"NOSEDIVE", hollered WildWing. "Get back in here!"
"NO!"
WildWing sighed and entered the room occupied with laughing ducks, and one hiding duckling.
"Where is he", demanded WildWing.
"We have strict orders to not tell you", said Duke laughing even harder.
"Fine! I'll find him myself! Now where would my brother hide? Hmm let's see, nothing clean so that would get rid of the closet. He can't fit in the drawers, he wouldn't hide behind any of you, so that means he's under the bed."
Nosedive squealed, and squirmed out under the bed hoping to make a getaway. His attempts however failed miserably.
His brother once again caught him, and dragged him into the bathroom.
"NO", cried Nosedive, "NO BATH!"
"Nosedive", cried "WildWing, please."
"NO!"
"You can't go your whole life dirty!"
"Yes I can!"
"Everyone needs to take a bath sometime."
"NOT ME!"
"Okay fine. Why don't you put on your new bathing suit, and then go in, like a pool."
"He has a bathing suit", asked Duke.
"Yeah", blushed Tanya, "We got it for him last night, because there is a pool in this apartment, you know just in case."
Canard rolled his eyes.
"Okay", said Nosedive, "I'll do that, but I'm still not happwy! (happy).
"No kidding", muttered WildWing.
Finally his brother returned dressed in a bathing suit. By then tub was filled up with water, and all ready for its next victim.
Nosedive looked skeptical but jumped in.
"Nosedive", cried WildWing, "Stop splashing you're getting me wet!"
"But you're swaposed (supposed) to splash in a pool!"
"But this isn't a pool!"
WildWing immediately wished he could have taken what he said back. His brother now figuring out that he had been tricked jumped out of the tub, (sopping wet) and ran into the next room.
WildWing sighed.
"Mallowy", cried Nosedive, "Help me!"
Mallory picked up the wet Nosedive, "Aw Dive you're all wet."
"HELP", shrieked Nosedive, as a wet WildWing entered the room.
"NOSEDIVE", said WildWing, "That is it! You are probably the cutest toddlers in America, heck the world, no everywhere! But you are impossible! And the worst part is I can't even get mad at you!"
"Yes I know", said Nosedive, "It's a gwift, (gift)."
WildWing rolled his eyes, and finally found something that would work. "Fine you can stay there, but then no ice cream."
Nosedive immediately stared at his brother, to see if he would follow up on his threat. At this point WildWing was wet, frustrated, and almost had a heart attack when he couldn't find Nosedive, hence he didn't look too happy. Nosedive thought it best to go with what his brother said.
"Okay WiyaWing, I'll listen."
So Nosedive hopped off the bed, his head sinking, and staring at the ground.
WildWing took his brother's hand and walked into the bathroom.
"I hope wou're (your) happy, WiyaWing", said Nosedive.
WildWing laughed. "Whatever you say short man."
Nosedive went into the tub, with a most defeated look on his face. WildWing grabbed a wash cloth and washed his brother down, the only thing left was his brother's hair.
"Mallory", cried WildWing, "Where's the conditioner?"
"In the green suitcase", yelled Mallory back into the room.
"Thanks."
WildWing fiddled with the bag trying to find it; the ducks had so many shampoo's and conditioners, he didn't know which one to pick. Than he laughed, "Okay guys who brought the Loreal kids shampoo?"
"It makes your hair shine", cried an embarrassed Duke.
The ducks started rolling on the floor with laughter. After WildWing was done laughing he started to put the shampoo, and conditioner, (it was two in one) into his brother's messy sticky hair.
Nosedive squinted as his head soon became a big white ball.
"Now", thought WildWing to himself, "How am I supposed to get this out?"
"Get what out", asked Nosedive.
"Shampoo".
"GET IT OUT", cried Nosedive now filled with worry, "OUT! OUT!"
"Nosedive calm down", cried WildWing, "It's just soap!"
"OUT! OUT! GET IT OUT!"
"Nosedive please, calm down!"
"OUT!"
Nosedive frantically started trying to get the soap out of his hair, in doing so it started to streak into his eyes.
"OW! It burns my eyes! OUT OUT OUT! Its BAD! OUT OUT OUT! It hurts, WILDWING!!!!!!!!!!!"
The other ducks weren't quite sure themselves what was happening but quickly entered the bathroom.
"Nosedive, ah!"
WildWing had now fallen completely into the tub. Nosedive was still screaming. WildWing propped his head out, "Ah my eyes", he cried. The water was soapy, and now so was WildWing.
The two Flashblade brothers started screaming hysterically.
Tanya rushed over to Nosedive and pulled him out.
"Nosedive", she said, "Keep your eyes shut. WildWing calm down, you're as bad as Nosedive."
Quickly she reached around for a dry washcloth and soon patted the soap out of the four-year-olds eyes.
"Feel better", she asked.
"NO!"
Grin aided WildWing out of the tub.
"His hair is full of soap WildWing", said Tanya.
"Ya think", exasperated WildWing.
Tanya ignored WildWing, and went over to the sink. She turned the hot water on and rinsed the soap out of Nosedive's hair.
Phil walked in. Phil looked around. Phil laughed.
"ITS NOT FUNNY", cried a sopping wet full of soap WildWing.
"It is to me", cried Phil.
"See", said Nosedive, "That's what you get for making me take a bath!"
"Wou're (you're) being mean", exclaimed Nosedive, "Don't do this to yourself! It's not good! Not to me, espeswally (especially) not to me, but it's not good for you. What will peoples thinks?"
"It's not working Nosedive", said WildWing, "You're taking a bath. So you can act all you want, but it's still not working."
"But this is", cried Nosedive and ran out of the bathroom.
"NOSEDIVE", hollered WildWing. "Get back in here!"
"NO!"
WildWing sighed and entered the room occupied with laughing ducks, and one hiding duckling.
"Where is he", demanded WildWing.
"We have strict orders to not tell you", said Duke laughing even harder.
"Fine! I'll find him myself! Now where would my brother hide? Hmm let's see, nothing clean so that would get rid of the closet. He can't fit in the drawers, he wouldn't hide behind any of you, so that means he's under the bed."
Nosedive squealed, and squirmed out under the bed hoping to make a getaway. His attempts however failed miserably.
His brother once again caught him, and dragged him into the bathroom.
"NO", cried Nosedive, "NO BATH!"
"Nosedive", cried "WildWing, please."
"NO!"
"You can't go your whole life dirty!"
"Yes I can!"
"Everyone needs to take a bath sometime."
"NOT ME!"
"Okay fine. Why don't you put on your new bathing suit, and then go in, like a pool."
"He has a bathing suit", asked Duke.
"Yeah", blushed Tanya, "We got it for him last night, because there is a pool in this apartment, you know just in case."
Canard rolled his eyes.
"Okay", said Nosedive, "I'll do that, but I'm still not happwy! (happy).
"No kidding", muttered WildWing.
Finally his brother returned dressed in a bathing suit. By then tub was filled up with water, and all ready for its next victim.
Nosedive looked skeptical but jumped in.
"Nosedive", cried WildWing, "Stop splashing you're getting me wet!"
"But you're swaposed (supposed) to splash in a pool!"
"But this isn't a pool!"
WildWing immediately wished he could have taken what he said back. His brother now figuring out that he had been tricked jumped out of the tub, (sopping wet) and ran into the next room.
WildWing sighed.
"Mallowy", cried Nosedive, "Help me!"
Mallory picked up the wet Nosedive, "Aw Dive you're all wet."
"HELP", shrieked Nosedive, as a wet WildWing entered the room.
"NOSEDIVE", said WildWing, "That is it! You are probably the cutest toddlers in America, heck the world, no everywhere! But you are impossible! And the worst part is I can't even get mad at you!"
"Yes I know", said Nosedive, "It's a gwift, (gift)."
WildWing rolled his eyes, and finally found something that would work. "Fine you can stay there, but then no ice cream."
Nosedive immediately stared at his brother, to see if he would follow up on his threat. At this point WildWing was wet, frustrated, and almost had a heart attack when he couldn't find Nosedive, hence he didn't look too happy. Nosedive thought it best to go with what his brother said.
"Okay WiyaWing, I'll listen."
So Nosedive hopped off the bed, his head sinking, and staring at the ground.
WildWing took his brother's hand and walked into the bathroom.
"I hope wou're (your) happy, WiyaWing", said Nosedive.
WildWing laughed. "Whatever you say short man."
Nosedive went into the tub, with a most defeated look on his face. WildWing grabbed a wash cloth and washed his brother down, the only thing left was his brother's hair.
"Mallory", cried WildWing, "Where's the conditioner?"
"In the green suitcase", yelled Mallory back into the room.
"Thanks."
WildWing fiddled with the bag trying to find it; the ducks had so many shampoo's and conditioners, he didn't know which one to pick. Than he laughed, "Okay guys who brought the Loreal kids shampoo?"
"It makes your hair shine", cried an embarrassed Duke.
The ducks started rolling on the floor with laughter. After WildWing was done laughing he started to put the shampoo, and conditioner, (it was two in one) into his brother's messy sticky hair.
Nosedive squinted as his head soon became a big white ball.
"Now", thought WildWing to himself, "How am I supposed to get this out?"
"Get what out", asked Nosedive.
"Shampoo".
"GET IT OUT", cried Nosedive now filled with worry, "OUT! OUT!"
"Nosedive calm down", cried WildWing, "It's just soap!"
"OUT! OUT! GET IT OUT!"
"Nosedive please, calm down!"
"OUT!"
Nosedive frantically started trying to get the soap out of his hair, in doing so it started to streak into his eyes.
"OW! It burns my eyes! OUT OUT OUT! Its BAD! OUT OUT OUT! It hurts, WILDWING!!!!!!!!!!!"
The other ducks weren't quite sure themselves what was happening but quickly entered the bathroom.
"Nosedive, ah!"
WildWing had now fallen completely into the tub. Nosedive was still screaming. WildWing propped his head out, "Ah my eyes", he cried. The water was soapy, and now so was WildWing.
The two Flashblade brothers started screaming hysterically.
Tanya rushed over to Nosedive and pulled him out.
"Nosedive", she said, "Keep your eyes shut. WildWing calm down, you're as bad as Nosedive."
Quickly she reached around for a dry washcloth and soon patted the soap out of the four-year-olds eyes.
"Feel better", she asked.
"NO!"
Grin aided WildWing out of the tub.
"His hair is full of soap WildWing", said Tanya.
"Ya think", exasperated WildWing.
Tanya ignored WildWing, and went over to the sink. She turned the hot water on and rinsed the soap out of Nosedive's hair.
Phil walked in. Phil looked around. Phil laughed.
"ITS NOT FUNNY", cried a sopping wet full of soap WildWing.
"It is to me", cried Phil.
"See", said Nosedive, "That's what you get for making me take a bath!"