Author's Note- Hey everyone, I have this thing I hate editing! So if you spot any real big big mistakes, than tell me because I don't edit this…at all! Thanks all byes! Please keep the reviews coming, they are much appreciated.

Oh yeah this is for Neoqueen, you must be the funniest person alive. For all of you that haven't seen her reviews, then I'll summarize. They are both clever and charming. What a sense of humor! Okay well enjoy!



WildWing woke up to find himself in the hotel. Canard was reading a book, Duke and Grin were missing, and Nosedive was playing a game with Tanya and Mallory but often glancing over at his brother.

"Aw my head", groaned WildWing.

"Hey there", said Canard, "Feeling better?"

Nosedive squealed and ran over to his brother's bed. Then scrambling onto the bed he jumped onto his brother's stomach, causing WildWing to be in more pain.

"You scwared (scared) me", cried Nosedive, "Don't do that again! Those guys were mean!"

Canard pulled the toddler off of his aching friend, and placed him on his lap.

"It's okay Nosedive", said Canard for the thousandth time.

WildWing sat up. "What happened?"

"They gave you a sedative, the police escorted the reporters to jail, and we forfeited the game."

"Oh. Geez my head is killing me."

Nosedive scrambled out of Canards grasp and onto his brother's bed.

"WiyaWing", he said annoyingly.

"No", said WildWing.

"What do ya mean no? I liswened (listened)!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES! YES YES YES YES!"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO"!

"What are you two fighting about", asked Canard.

"Ice cream!"

Everyone laughed.

"Nosedive and WildWing", said Tanya, "Get dressed up, Duke and Grin are getting us reservations at this fancy restaurant, come on we have to meet them in a few minutes. Then we're leaving. Most of your stuff is packed, but hurry up okay?

"Okay", groaned the Flasblades in unison.

~Restaurant~

WildWing, Nosedive, Tanya, Mallory, and Canard walked in but were quickly stopped by a waiter.

"Not so fast", said the waiter, "No children allowed."

"What", remarked WildWing, "What am I supposed to do with him?"

"Don't know or care, pick one. All I know is that he can't come in."

"WildWing", said Canard, "Come with me, fighting is useless, you guys go over to Duke, Phil, and Grin. We're going to get rid of Nosedive."

Once out of sight, and hearing range, Canard opened his bag.

"Put Nosedive in here", he said. "There's enough room, and everything else is soft, because it's my cloths."

"Are you nuts?"

"WildWing we don't have any other choices, now put him in the bag!"

WildWing looked at Nosedive who he was carrying and then looked at the bag.

"Nosedive", he said, "I'm going to put you in the bag for a ride okay? You have to stay in there for some time though okay?"

"Otay!"

"You have to be quiet."

Nosedive frowned, "Okay fine. I'll try."

"Thank you", said both Canard and WildWing.

"Here", said WildWing, after fishing through his bag, "These are some books, you can read these, and here is a flashlight."

"Tank you Wing."

"Your welcome, now get in."

So Nosedive got into the bag, and took the books. Canard zipped the bag up halfway and carried him in.

"I see you got rid of the munchkin", said the waiter.

"I see you still have the same snotty attitude", snapped WildWing.

The waiter showed them to their table.

"Hey guys", said Canard.

"Where's Nosedive", exclaimed Mallory.

"Right here", cried Nosedive poking his head out to find himself under the table.

"Get back in there", cried WildWing pushing his head back down.

"Otay otay, don't have a heart atwack, (attack)."

"What is he doing there", questioned Tanya.

"Well children aren't allowed in restaurants", said Canard, "So instead of fighting, we came up with this."

"Could you two be any more stupid", exasperated Mallory, "How many incidents in restaurants do we need to have before you two get it that Nosedive is too young to wait for food, and whenever we go to a restaurant something bad happens!"

The waiter came back, this time with food, hot bread. WildWing cut a slice out and quickly breaded it with butter and passed it down to the floor.

"Dive", he said, "I got ya some food."

Nosedive's hand reached out of the bag and snatched up the treasure.

"We're going to get caught", muttered Mallory.

"You're not being optimistic", retorted Canard.

"Live with it", snapped Mallory.

"A little cranky there Mal-Mal", joked Duke.

"Shut it L'Orange, Phil just assigned our new photo-ops. Mine stink! Just wait to you see yours!"

The others groaned.

"I want more", said a very muffled voice from underneath.

"Okay I'm getting it ready", said WildWing, "Hang on."

"Otay", said Nosedive.

"So Phil", said Canard, "What's in store for the rest of us?"

Phil started babbling on about it, until everyone started looking at him.

"Repeat that again", said WildWing harshly.

"Okay. Nosedive will be spending a day with ladies and their babies. It's called Play Pen Time with Nosedive!"

WildWing stood up ready to pound his manager, "YOU DID WHAT?"

Canard stood up getting between the two. "Easy guys", he said.

"HOW DARE YOU", cried WildWing, "I'm GOING TO KILL YOU!"

~Fifteen Minutes Later~

"Well I hope you're all happy", said Tanya who was holding Nosedive, "Instead of us being thrown out because of Nosedive's childish behavior it was because of a grown man's behavior."

"But he-", said WildWing.

"I know", interrupted Tanya, "But you didn't have to lunge at him like that, after he said it was important, and that it was beneficial and if Nosedive didn't do it he would kidnap him."

"And Phil", said Mallory, "Just in case you aren't clear about the next publicity stunt, allow me to inform you that it has nothing to do with Nosedive."

"You two acted like complete babies", lectured Tanya, "WildWing throwing a tantrum, and Phil whining like a baby! Well like babies you two are being punished, Phil no publicity stunts, or photo-ops for the entire week! Do you hear me? And WildWing you can not have Nosedive until we get back home."

"But", protested both men.

"No", said Tanya, "You acted like babies now you have punishments."

Nosedive looked at Tanya, "So I can't see WildWing?"

"Just for a little bit", said Tanya, "That okay with you?"

"But whose going to stay with me?"

"Mallory and I, just till we get home okay?"

"Okay", yawned a tired Nosedive. He rested his head onto Tanya's shoulder, and quietly drifted off.

"Oh and another thing", said Mallory, "No talking out of either of you on the car ride back, that means no talking to each other! Now let's go home."





Phil made no more phone calls.