Trip in the Spirit World

Kyle pov: last time we found Digivices. Jon thought they were rocks under his enormous butt, but they weren't. I'm surprised he didn't break it with his weight. Please don't tell him I said that. Anyway, we used them to go to this world that the anime freaks said looked like data world from season one of Digimon. We got Digimon there, but then this thing came and tried to kill us. Our Digimon saved us but in doing so they left before we could get to know them.

"Where are we?" asked one groggy Joey.

"I dunno…" replied an equally dazed Jon.

" you don't know anything!" said Jessica. " you guys have been out cold for the past 2 days I think."

"no, you're wrong", protested Kyle, " it was a week!"

" you must be thinking wrong" said Kim " we were here for an hour."

" two days!"

"one week!"

" one hour!"

" two days!"

"one week!"

"one hour!"

"two days!"

"one week!"

"one hour!"

" shut up!" yelled Christi. She pulled out a Pika-pal and said " we've been here for exactly 7 hours 37 minutes and 35.5 seconds!"

Jon sweat-drops. " well you can't say she isn't precise"

" well that answers how long we've been here, but I still want to know where we are!" Joey said exasperated.

" ummmm, lets look at these beepers!" suggested Kyle. He had apparently forgotten about the Digimon.

" yeah, let's see what these thingies do!" Joey exclaimed.

"what thingies?" Christi asked in a sly voice.

"the what-a-ma-bobs?" Jon scratched his head.

"EWWWWW! Jon has lice!" Joey shouted.

"No I don't!"

"Then why are you scratching your head?" Joey then scratched his head.

"Ewww! Joey's got lice!" Kyle scratched his head and laughed.

"Will you guys shut up?" Jessica stepped in.

"None of you, except Jon, have lice!" Kim yelled.

"Excuse me?" Jon pulled his trade mark on her. (for those of you who don't know what his TM is, you are very lucky. He folds his arms and pushed you into the nearest wall.)

"Will you guys just stop it!" Christi quieted everyone up.

"And I still want to know were we are and why we're here!" Joey complained.

"For the last time, none of us know!" Kyle yelled.

Then they heard a harsh laugh. "I know why you're here!" the voice exclaimed. "And I know what you've got!"

"What do we have?" Jon asked.

"You are the ones to fight evil, also known as me!" the voice yelled.

Then they heard a pop sound and they fell into a pit. There were machines all around.

"What do want?" Joey cried. "What do you want with us?" Then he hid behind Jon.

All of a sudden, red bands came out and attached to their heads.

" what are you gonna do to us!?" Kyle panicked. The voice did not respond.

A few seconds later, the red bands started to glowing red (what other color?). 3-d pictured of them flashed on screens that had just been revealed by the light. Data flashed next to the 3-d pictures faster that could be read.

" What's going on!" Jon screamed in horror. " I don't want anyone to see what's going on in my head! It's private information! All my secrets!"

" Jon, what's so secret about Final Fantasy!? Kim asked.

" for your information that's not all I think about!" Jon replied indignantly.

Joey and Christi smirked. (inside joke! Don't ask)

"Well then why do you want to know our thoughts?" Kyle asked as a picture of a pink bunny popped up.

"Kyle! You like pink bunnies?" Jon started cracking up.

"Well Jon, at least he doesn't like purple bunnies!" Jessica yelled. Jon blushed.

"Stop talking about me!" Jon whined.

"Back to the subject!" Christi stepped in. Inside Christi's thought popped up anime. And inside Kim's popped a light bulb.

"Kim's got an idea!" Jon yelled in shock.

"Yeah, let's have the bone headed authors write that we get out of this!" Kim exclaimed.

"Not a bad idea," Jessica said, "Seeing that you and Christi are the authors. So write us out of this!"

( authors: ok, bad evil person! You can go to heck!)

' hey!" the evil person shouts, " you can't do that!"

(authors: sure we can! We're the omnipotent authors! And we say that Kim and Kyle get spirit powers!)

" hey! Cool!" Kyle shouted, "I get spirit powers!"

" Yeah, being an omnipotent author has its perks!" Kim said, " hey, Christi, What does omnipotent mean?"

" it means that you have unlimited powers" Christi informed her.

Kim and Kyle started to glow green. The red bands disappeared. Then everyone else started to glow green.

" hey, omnipotent authors, who am I with!" Joey asked.

(omnipotent author #1(Christi): wouldn't you like to know…)

"yeah! I would!", Joey yelled in response.

But Joey never got his answer. Shortly after everyone glowed green, they all teleported to a jungle clearing.

"wow!" Kyle gushed " I have cool teleporting spirit powers!"

"oh!" Joey complained " I never got to find out who I get spirit powers with!"

"I know!" Kim exclaimed, " you're getting spirit powers with Jon!"

"really!" Jon questioned, " how do you figure that?"

Kim smirked " because you walked in on him when he was getting changed."

"oh gawd Kim" Joey griped " don't remind me."

"ah – ha!" Jessica teased. "Joey was caught in the nude!"

"I was not!" Joey protested. " I had my clothes on!"

"yeah… sure…" Kyle started

"Just ask Christi! She was there! She'll tell you I was dressed!" Joey objected

" how should I know!" Christi asked, sounding horrified, " it's not like I was looking!"

Kim smirked.

"ok, you shut up you perverted little monkey. " Christi flushed the slightest shade of pink.

"maybe you weren't looking but you know you wanted to" Kim teased.

Joey looked at Kim and then at Christi. " I don't think I want know what that was supposed to mean." he stated with his goofy grin once again fixed on his face.

" there we go!" Kyle sounded relieved " we know that everything is ok when Joey gets the stupid look on his face!"

" but he always looks stupid!" Jessica pointed out

"good point" Kim agreed

"Hey!" Joey objected " I do not always look stupid!"

"says you…" Christi snickered.

"what was that?" Joey asked, " what did you say?"

"nothing! I said nothing!" Christi said quickly.

" I thought so"

"cough *womanizer* cough, cough"

Kim and Jessica sniggered. Joey turned three shades of red

"I am not a womanizer!" Joey protested.

"Yeah… sure… whatever you say…" Christi drawled.

"I don't get it" Kyle said, clearly confused, "how is Joey a womanizer?"

"because at the Halloween party that you didn't go to, Joey tried to kiss me and he tried to shove Jessica into the bathroom and…"

"whoa.." Kyle exclaimed " that's a little too much information…"

" oh yeah! I remember that!" Jon recalled, " when we all had to show off our costumes… only I think since he was a vampire he was trying to make it look like he was biting your neck. As for trying to shove my sister into a bathroom, I'm gonna have to give him a large bruise for that…"

"Shut up Jon!" Kim protested " one Joey tried to kiss Christi and two you are not allowed to give Joey a large bruise.

"Yeah!" Jessica voiced " don't hurt Joey. Joey's cool, you can't hurt him"

" and I wasn't trying to shove her into the bathroom!" Joey asserted " I was preventing her from locking me in the bathroom!"

Christi grinned at her newest bit of chaos. It was fun to watch other people argue. It was more fun, however to be arguing, although it wasn't as safe. One hour passed by as they were arguing, then two hours. Finally it was broken up by a loud noise.

"KREAH!" (bird noise)

"What the heck was that!?" asked a distressed Kyle. "It sounded like a bird." Informed Jon.

" well I know that!" retorted Kyle, "but what I want to know is what kind of bird is it!"

"KREAH!"

"it sounds like a osprey." Christi stated.

"a what?" asked Kyle

"an osprey." Christi repeated "It's a bird of prey, commonly called the fish hawk. They are about 2 feet long, dark brown and white in color, and…"

"KREAH!"

A large bird creature was swooping up over the trees.

"thanks for the bird lesson but now I think we should run!" yelled a very nervous Jessica, grabbing her wrist and dragging her away.

"but wait!" protested Christi "I didn't get to tell you the wing span!"

"tell us later!" cried Kim.

Joey tripped, fell, and let out a high pitched screech. Every one stopped running and covered their ears. The bird stopped in mid-swoop.

"ah! He yells LOUD" yelled Jon.

"I wonder if I could get up that high…" pondered Jessica

"ah! Do us all a favor and don't try!" Kyle dissuaded.

"but look!" Kyle pointed out " Joey stopped the birdie!"

"osprey!" corrected Christi.

"whatever it is, Joey's screaming stopped it!" Jon cut in.

And just their luck, Joey's voice gave out.

"KREAH!" the bird creature once again swooped in on them.

"hey Jessica," Kyle asked nervously.

"Hey what" she said, clearly unnerved.

"ya know when I said for you not to try and match Joey's pitch…"

"yeah…"

"Well I take it back! Try, try and try again that's what I always say! Now scream! Scream like you've never screamed before!"

"ooooook… I'll try…"

"don't just try!" Christi yelled " just do it!"

And so she closed her eyes and she screamed. And boy did she scream.

"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (gasp) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(gasp) Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(gasp) (gasp)"

"I can't go on any more" she panted.

"It's O.K." Kim reassured her. "the birdie left"

"birdies go moo" Joey said stupidly

"no birdies go meow! Doggies go moo!" Jessica corrected (?) him.

"you ninnies" Christi laughed "it was an osprey, and ospreys go cock-a-doodle-doo!"

ok… now that I've fully scared you all out of your wits, what did you think? I need to work a lot harder at my funny business but just tell me what I need to work on, and I'll correct it. R & R thanks!