Authors note: I do not own Digimon… I have said this many times before. I own nothing in this fic, except my character and my digimon! So I'm not gonna say it again! This is the last time! I do not own Digimon! I never have owned it, and I never will! So you do not sue me for anything, because you will get nothing! Nada! Zilch! Zip! (author keeps ranting and raving and by now is quite annoying. Artist friend Kim and Joey sneak up behind her and hit her over the head with a Bo-staff.)
Joey POV: last time me and Jessica got rid of a birdie… I got ridded of it first, only my voice didedededed'nt work right, kinda like my brain, and it didn't work, and so Jessica had to get rid of the birdie… OWCHIES! Christi just hit me on the head with a frying pan Cuz I hit her with a Bo-staff… I see birdies now… bye-bye birdies… he hee he
Christi POV: teach you to hit me with a Bo-staff! Now where's Kim… *evil glint in eye*
The karate kids are hiking through the forest.
"OK, so Kim and Kyle have spirit powers now, right?" Jon asked yet again.
"yes Jon, me and Kim have spirit powers now." Kyle reassured him yet again.
"and I still want to know why they didn't use them when we needed them to." Jessica said yet again.
"Well we got us out of the grasp of that scary evil dude didn't we?" Kim took to defending herself yet again.
"actually, it was our omnipotent alter-egos that got us out of the grasp of the scary evil dude, not you and Kyle." Christi corrected her yet again.
"dude! I'm having deja-vu! I remember us saying all this stuff before!" Joey exclaimed.
"I'm having deja-vu and amnesia at the same time… I think I've forgotten this before!" Christi said unexpectedly.
"Oh. My. She's scaring me mommy…" Joey tried to hide behind Kyle, but seeing as Kyle is four foot eleven, and Joey is five foot seven, it wasn't working too well.
Jon puts his hand to his forehead and starts to rub his temples. "you people need to grow up"
"like you should talk." Jessica shot at him.
"shut up."
"no, I don't have to. And you can't make me."
"I can if I really want to"
"no you cant"
"yes I can"
"no!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"yes!"
"QUIET!" Christi bellowed. "YOU PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME A CORPULENT HEADACHE! IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANYMORE ARGUING I'M GONNA SCREAM!"
"You're screaming already." Kyle offered in a small voice.
"I'M NOT SCREAMING! I'M BELLOWING!"
"Christi needs to take anger management classes" Kim said under her breath to Joey. He nodded his head in agreement.
"you're giving me a headache with all those big words." Joey complained. "use smaller words that my small brain can handle."
Christi turned on him, her eyes flashing dangerously "so… your brain cant handle big words, is that right." Her voice was now not much more than a low growl.
"uh… no…" he shrunk back and tried to hide behind Jon.
"TRY THIS : ANNULAR CORPULENT CAPACIOUS! LUDICROUS MALFORMED!"
"Sounds like sumthing from out of Hogwarts…" Kim said under her breath.
"like Lucius Malfoy? Asked Jessica.
"Yeah! That's what it sounds like!" Kim exclaimed.
"sounds like what?" Jon wanted to know.
"Never mind." Kim said quickly, not wanting Jon to join in on her conversation.
"SHUT UP! " Christi shouted "CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE I'M YELLING AT JOEY!"
"Sorry." Kim, Jessica, Kyle, and Jon said in unison.
Christi then proceeded to finish yelling large and difficult words at Joey.
"owee… my head hurts…" Joey groaned, "doesn't anybody have any ice? Or at least a dictionary….please?"
"uh! How rude!" Jessica exclaimed " you hurteded Joey's brain! You meenie weenie!"
"yes I know, I'm a terrible rotten person, and every body hates me." Christi sighed.
"I hate you" Jon informed her.
"gee thanks a lot."
"No problem, hey if you ever want your butt kicked, just give me a call."
"I'll do that."
Kim sweat-dropped. "why would you want to call Jon?"
Christi stopped, took a deep breath, turned and faced Kim and said " Good point. Why would I want to call Jon anything? Except Tootie, that is."
Jon stopped dead in his tracks. "what did you call me?" he said in his most menacing voice.
"I didn't call you anything. I said if I ever wanted to call you, I'd call you Tootie. But I didn't call you did I?"
" well I uh…" Jon stuttered. "you're confusing me…" he whined
"Jon your always confused." Joey told him "right now you're more comfused than me, and that's bad"
"hey!" Kyle exclaimed "lookee over there! A castle!"
"wow." Was all Kim could say.
And wow was right. The castle was huge. It had some three hundred odd turrets and towers as well as three drawbridges, two moats, an abnormally large stable, and several thousand miles of forest surrounding it on three sides, four including the thousands of miles that they had just left.
"That thing is huge!" Jon exclaimed.
" yeah, it's one of the few things that are actually bigger than you are." Jessica said dryly.
"why you little…" Jon said , doing his impression of Homer from the Simpsons.
"no, Jon, You are not Homer, you never had been, and you never will be." Kyle said, trying to act smart for once in his life. "so stop trying!"
"where in the heck are we?" Pondered Kim
"it appears to be a medieval castle." Informed Christi
" Well were do they usually keep medieval castles?" asked Jon
"in the medieval castle department." Kim piped up.
Jon sweat-dropped. "and where might that be?" he asked.
"where they usually keep the medieval castles."
" well where do they keep medieval castles?"
"in the medieval castle department."
"well, where ever they keep the medieval castles, I'm going in side this one." Jon said. It was clear that he was impatient to be off and going some where.
" Yeah! Lets go 'sploring" Kyle said.
"Kyle, you stay here" Jon barked.(no, he's not a dog. It's a figure of speech, although he does act like, never mind…X_X)
"but…but…but…but…" he whined.
"Yeah, butt, we all know Jon has a big one." Jessica stated.
"and you're looking?" Christi inquired.
"no!" Jessica protested " it just kinda hangs out there, and its kinda hard to miss, whether you're looking or not."
"Roar!"
"ah, man" Jon whined "not another creature! I don't feel like listening to Joey screeching again. He sounds like a girl."
" Jon stop whining." Kim instructed.
"I don't have to listen to you, I'm the oldest, and there fore I'm in charge. You all have to listen to me."
"CIVIL REVOLT!" Christi shouted. "DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE!"
Kim laughed.
"Actually Jon, Christi is the oldest." She informed him.
"no she's not." He protested. "I'm fourteen."
"and so am I." Christi put in.
Jon looked at her critically. "no you're not. You're too short." He said finally.
"don't remind me" Christi sighed " I hate being short!"
"I'm older than you are." Jon protested
" no, I'm older than you. if only by two months, but hey it still counts."
"when were you born?"
"in march"
"DOH! I wasn't born till May. You stink!"
" are you implying that I need to shower?"
"no, well yeah that too… but that's not what I meant and you know it."
"what? Christi actually knows something?" Joey asked.
" wow. It's a mirable." Jessica said blandly.
(I hate descriptive words! They totally stink! !@$#@$@!$!@#%^&%^*$! Oops… eh he he! You did not just hear that!)
" Yes we did!" Kyle shouted up at the omnipotent author person who shall remain nameless for protections reasons.
(no you didn't!)
"Yes we did!" everybody shouted in unison.
(silence! We are the omnipotent author peoples! You are the puny characters in my story! Behold my wrath! Bwah ha ha ha hah!)
*lightning flashes and a tornado starts to brew.*
" do you really want us all to disappear?" Kim asked.(yes)
(what?! Start from scratch?! Have you any idea how long this stupid story has taken me!? I'm not about to start all over again!)
*lightning stops and tornado stops brewing*
"then stop complaining and start typing. You still have about fifteen more chapters to go!" Shouted Jessica.(*sigh* alright if I have to…)
*there is a strange silence, crickets chirp, and a tumble-weed from the Wild West is magically
transported to the forest clearing so that it can blow across the background. *
"oooooooooook…. That was odd…." Said Jessica. " now who is the smartest one here?"*there is a strange silence, crickets chirp, and a tumble-weed from the Wild West is magically
transported to the forest clearing so that it can blow across the background. *
"well does that answer your question?" asked Kyle.
"yeah." Said Jessica. " it means that everyone here is stupid."
*the forest clearing lights up and banners stream and confetti drops on every one.*
"Kewl!" said Joey "confettises!
*the forest clearing lights up and banners stream and confetti drops on every one.*
"I take it that every time we're right that stupid confetti is going to drop on us?" Christi queried.
*the forest clearing lights up and banners stream and confetti drops on every one.*
"stupid confetti…" grumbled Jon "it's messing up the whole story."* Lightning flashes and thunder growls ominously *
*the forest clearing lights up and banners stream and confetti drops on every one.*
(okay, good. Because my fingers are really starting to hurt from all this typing)