Standard disclaimer… Roses are red. Violets are blue. I no own, so you no sue!

Authors note: sorry this took so long! So anyway, enjoy my really badly written story!

Christi's POV: Last chapter was really stupid and pointless. I really should scold my omnipotent alter ego, and tell her to go soak her head in a toilet but if I do, she'll have me be spirit partners with some scary person, and I don't want that…

All right, so far everyone of the deranged karate students is still in the forest clearing overlooking the castle. Again the loud roar sounded.

"ROAR"

"Hey wait…" Kyle started. "where have I heard that before?"

"In the last chapter, where one of the omnipotent authors put in that a loud roar made us stop arguing." Kim explained. "And I still have no clue what omnipotent means…"

"I said it means unlimited in power." Christi told her for the umpteenth time. (for those of you who do not know what umpteenth meant *cough* Kim *cough* umpteen means a large number.)

"O-h…" everybody said at the same time.

"So do you think maybe we should go check it out?" Jon asked.

"And get ourselves killed? I think not!" Jessica snapped

"I know! How about just Jon goes and if he come out in one piece, it's safe." Kim suggested

"And if I don't?"

"Then we'll all have a party!" Christi shouted

"Sounds good to me…" Jess agreed

"Hey wait! I don't wanna go!"

"Too bad!" the rest of the group shouted in unison.

The group continues to push and shove Jon down to the castle to check it out. When they reach the

drawbridge, they stop, tell Jon to stay, and run away as fast as their legs can carry them.

"(gulps) Well… I guess this is it… farewell cruel world-"

"Jon! Will you get on with it already!" Kim called

"No! I have to have a dramatic dying speech before my demi-eyes"

"It's demise you idiot! Now hurry up and get it over with!"

Jon slowly crept to the drawbridge and…

"ROAR"

high-tailed it out of there as fast as he could. He jumped into a ditch and landed on his head in pile of dragon manure.

*flies buzz around Jon and the manure pile*

"I feel dirty…"

"Jon, you are dirty!" his sister exclaimed

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Well, if you weren't, you are now. That stuff stinks!"

" I need a bath…"

"You need to stop being a coward"

"I am not a coward!"

"Yes you are! If you hadn't run away like a little sissy, then you would not be in that poop pile, now would you?"

"Well… I … uh… just shut up and get me out of here!"

"I'm not gonna do it"

"Not me"

"Not me"

All of the kids looked at Joey and got an evil glint in their eyes

"Hey what are you looking at me f- hey… no… I don't wanna get all-

They chuck him down into the ditch, but his belt gets caught on a tree branch.

"Dirty…" he trailed off lamely.

"Darn! Now somebody has to go unstuck Joey. " Kim said exasperated.

"Yeah! Somebody has to unstuck me! The smell is making me dizzy."

"At least you're not sitting in it. Just think how bad the smell is for me." Jon whined.

"Roar!"

the view shoots upward to see a very large bronze colored dragon (not a Digimon- they're not in the digital world yet.)

"OH MY GOSH GOLLY NO! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!" Kyle squealed

"It's a dragon you imbecile!"

The entire group, except for Jon, who is stuck in the manure pile, and Joey, who is hanging on a branch.

" Head for the hills!" Christi shouted

"There are no hills!" Kim yelled back

" Then run for you life!" Christi replied

"I have no life!" Kim retorted

"Well run anyway! I don't want you to be a Kim-ka-bob!"

So the dilapidated group ran into the forest and ran into a cave that magically appeared for the

Purpose of this episode. Everybody helps to role a large rock into the opening of the cave.

Just in time too. The bronze dragon flamed where the rock had not been just a split second before.

"What are we going to do about Joey?" Jess asked

"It's every man for himself!" Kyle answered

"There are no men around here!" Christi pointed out

"What about Kim?" Kyle asked.

"Kyle! I am going to kill you" Kim fumed

"Not if that big lizard does first!"

meanwhile…

The omnipotent author person has run out of space on her floppy disk! She will continue this story in the next chapter! However, the omnipotent author person does not know the next time she will be able to go to the computer lab to finish loading the next few chapters. When she does, you will finally be able to find out what happens meanwhile.

To be continued!