Chapter 5 - Burger, She Wrote
Rose chased after Raiden through the entire studio. "You can't get away from ROOOOSSSSEEEE!!" she called after him. Raiden kept running. "Y-Yeah? Well, my codename rhymes with... Raiden!!" Raiden called to her. Rose gasped. "Really? Well my name rhymes with--!!" but then, Rose stopped running. Raiden stopped too, then turned to face her. "R-Rose?" he called. But then, Rose collapsed.
Raiden froze. "Rose....?" he called. But Rose didn't move. The Konami staff walked slowly up to Rose, as Raiden stood where he was, not moving. Hideo went right up to her, and put his finger on her neck. Then he shook his head.
"It's too late..." he sighed. "She's dead."
Raiden sighed all depressed as he sat in the waiting room... but what he was waiting for is a mystery. I mean, Rose is dead. What was he waiting for? To see if she'd come back to life or something? Snake came by and patted Raiden on the shoulder. "It's going to be alright." he said, "At least she didn't die a stupid way, like Sniper Wolf."
Otacon snuffed. "Hey! Her death was glamorous! What about Meryl? You don't even see HER die!" he yelled. Snake crossed his arms. "That's because her death was too good for anyone to see." he replied.
"It's too late anyways. She's gone. Rose was the only thing I had, and now she's..." his eyes began to water. "I knew the fitness show was a better idea." Otacon pushed his glasses up his nose. "Look, she may be gone, but the memories will always last." he said. Raiden nodded, sniffling. But just when Snake was going to do his classic "I am Solid Snake the smartest person in the world" speeches, the doctor (?) arrived.
"Hello, Mr... Raiden?" he asked. Raiden stood up, as Snake and Otacon snickered. But hey, it's not my fault I don't know Raiden's real last name. Blah. "Y-yes?" he asked. The doctor nodded. "Hello. We have found out Rose's cause of death. She choked on a fly." he said. Raiden sighed and looked at the floor.
"At least its not a stupid death, eh Snake?" Otacon snickered, as Snake covered his mouth, trying not to laugh out loud (which was a first for him). Raiden's eyebrows narrowed. "Thank you doctor." he grumbled. The doctor nodded again, then strutted off like a chicken. Raiden faced the others. "Guys... you can cut me out of the show." he grumbled. Otacon jolted, as Snake just stood there. He could care less.
"What? But... why?" Otacon asked. "..B-Because..." Raiden paused and looked at Snake, who stared back at him, still trying not to laugh. "YOU!!" Raiden yelled... now Snake jolted.
"You did this to Rose! I knew it was you!!" he screamed. Snake shrugged. "But, it wasn't me! How could I kill someone if I wasn't even there?" Snake asked. Raiden shook his head. "You make the impossible possible, don't you Snake!?" he said, starting to sound a little crazy. "I replaced you in Metal Gear Solid 2! But now you can't take it!! AIEEEEEEE!!!!!" Then, Raiden lept at Snake.
Otacon stood in awe, as the two guys left the hospital, punches and kicks and what-have-yous flying at eachother...