Hit The Stove, Jack!

Chapter 6 - Give Peas A Chance

Snake and Raiden rolled on the pavement outside of the hospital, punching eachother and yelling at eachother like you wouldn't believe. Well, maybe you would believe it. "You're toast!!" Raiden yelled. Snake grumbled and punched him in the cheek. "Yeah, well you're double toast!" Snake yelled back. "Yeah?? Well you're TRIPLE toast!!" Raiden yelled louder, slapping Snake's thin cheek.
Snake then flipped Raiden and threw him into a brick column near the emergency exit. He snuffed. "Well, you're FRENCH toast." Snake said proudly. Raiden then scrambled to stand, blood dripping out of his mouth. "French toast?" he asked. Snake sighed. "It's been a long day..."

Otacon then ran out to them from the hospital. "Guys!! Stop it!!" he screeched. Snake and Raiden blinked at him. "We're done." Snake said. Otacon pushed his glasses up his nose. "Oh...yeah... well, uh, listen, don't fight with eachother ok? I just got a call from Hideo, and he says he wants us in his office! And don't forget to bring a KFC Mega Meal... you know how he feels about those brownies." he said. Snake and Raiden sighed. Hideo always hogged the brownies. Hogged them like a hog, he did.

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Otacon wiped some sweat off of his brow. It was quite a long drive from the hospital to the Konami main building thingie. He just couldn't take it anymore. Snake reached over and turned down the heat. "Sorry, you too hot Otacon?" Snake asked. Otacon sighed. "No, no. I'm ok." he replied, amid his overly steamed glasses. How he managed to drive was anyone's guess.
"I-I just can't believe Raiden is over Rose's death already. It's only been what, a chapter?" Otacon asked. Snake chuckled, and glanced at Raiden who was in the back seat, all by himself, listening to the Magic School Bus soundtrack on his CD player.
"Yeah. But I thought he'd be fine. What with his interest in men and all." Snake snickered. Raiden sneered, then leaped over at Snake, his arms wrapping around his neck in a choke hold. Snake yelped, as Otacon jolted and tried to keep control of the vehicle. "Guys!! What are you doing!? I mean, driving with fogged up glasses is hard enough!!" Otacon screeched, the car veering side to side on the road. Raiden then reached down and undid Snake's seatbelt, and also undid his own. Then, almost immediately, he opened the door on his side of the car, and leapt out with Snake.....

.....Right in the way of a transport truck........

**-- Eep! I don't like the way this is going!! Now you have an actual GOOD excuse to read the ending!! Oooh.... --**