Paranoid Ice Cream
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Duo looked around the busy streets of Ivor searching for an ice cream stand. He noticed Quatre was over reading a book . He walked to Quatre and grinned "Hey Q, Know where I can get some ice cream?" he asked.
"Duo, don't be stupid, you know ice cream isn't sold anymore." Quatre replied, then he closed his book and walked away, the camera zooms in on a shocked and sad Duo and then the music to "Paranoid Android" Radiohead starts up.
Duo sings:
"Please could you end this joke,
Ice cream can not be dead
Or maybe I'm just dreamin' safely in my bed…"
Duo notices a woman has took a place on the bench and shes holding a cute black cat.
Duo Sings:
"Nice caaaaaat,
Nice caaaaaat"
Duo looks away from the woman and brings back his sad face.
Duo sings:
"I love ice cream,
How can they take it out the mall?
How can it be that there is no more ice cream at all?
Where aaaaaaaaaat
Where aaaaaaaaaat"
Duo looks back to the woman, and notices she also has a dog.
Duo sings:
"That dog's kind of, lookin' real ugly
It's similiar to my aunt's baby piggy"
Duo looks back to the camera with the same 'lost ice cream' face'
Duo sings:
"I don't remember, I don't remember,
How come things aren't going the same?
Where's the ice cream man?
Where's the ice cream man?
Why doesn't that man come?
I guess he's gone
As the music continues to play ice cream begins to fall down, Duo picks up the lady with the cute cat and ugly dog and begins twirling with her then throws her back to the bench and goes back to singing.
Duo sings:
"Fall down, Fall down, come on fall down on me
I'll have a bite, I'll have a bite, bite
Fall down, Fall down, come on fall down on me
I'll have a bite, I'll have a bite, bite "
*Duo repeats
"Fall down,
Fall down,
come on fall down on me
I'll have a bite,
I'll have a bite"
while a huge police man crosses over singing…"
"That's it sir, you're leaving,
You've had enough of eating,
you're dancing, and screaming,
I wonder how you're breathing
soon your gon-na vomit
soon your gon-na vomit
You're scaring children,
You're scaring children, yeah"
Duo sits up in bed and wipes sweat from his forehead, "Phew, just a dream" Duo looks to his side to see a woman with a cute cat and a ugly dog standing next to him…
Duo sits up in bed with a scream then shakes his head "Phew, dream, cool, I want some pizza"
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Kristi: Yet another from the musical
Duo: Review, I'll give ya a kiss
Kristi: *blink* Riiiiiiight, well, see ya on the next fic
Duo: Muahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahahahahaha *breath* hahahahahaha…. Aha… ha… ha