Mr. Miagi's Banana Factory owns nothing (except for the fic's plot line).
Nash: Hi ya kiddies! I'm the wonderful, hot scorch cake Nash who will also be your host today my new game show, "For the Love of Cheese." Today our contestants are…. Dragonmaster Alex, a great guy who can screw up big time and still look cool in the process! Priestess Jessica, nice little bugger when she's on catnip but will make your life a living hell otherwise! And finally, Magic Emperor Ghaleon, a mean, nasty dude who likes to ruin everybody's lives and dress 15 year- old girls up like sluts in the process!
Fan Girl: Hey!!! Don't say that about my Ghally-poo! He's a hot elf dammit!
Nash: Thank you oh misguided, crap headed fan girl.
Jessica: Quick question, how the hell did you get your own show?
Nash: I have my… ways.
Alex: Luna?!! LUNA!!! Where are you Luna??!!!
Alex Groupies: *sigh dreamily*
Nash: Alrighty then… Alex, who made… trees?
Alex: Luna!
Nash: You mean Althena?
Alex: No! Luna! Where the hell is Luna?!
Nash: She's sitting in the front row watching you make a fool of yourself.
Luna: *dreamily* I don't mind.
Nash: Okay, answer the question.
Alex: What question?
Nash: *sigh* Okay, Alex, who made trees?
Alex: Oh… Harry Potter!
Nash: No. Jessica, same question.
Jessica: The answer is the goddess Althena.
Nash: Good job. Next question… Jessica, who is… the Mayor of Meribia?
Jessica: Well, that's kinda obvious! It's Harry Potter!
Nash: No.. no it's not. Ghaleon-
Ghaleon: Hell Mel.
Nash: I wasn't going to ask you that question! I was gonna use a different one!
Ghaleon: But the rule book says that-
Nash: I don't care. Ghaleon, is it true that you have homosexual tendencies?
Ghaleon: What kind of question is that?!
Nash: Answer the question!
Ghaleon: If I recall correctly, it was you who started hitting on me that morning. I must say that I am still quite disturbed by that and am now horrified of bunny rabbit boxers.
Nash: *sweatdrop* Improper answer of the question! Negative 50 points for you!
Ghaleon: This sux…
Nash: Alex, why do we have brains?
Alex: So that we can beat up guys who look like Harry Potter with it?
Nash: Be more specific.
Alex: Yah, well, you tie your brain to a piece of yarn and then you whip the geek with it!
Nash: No. Jessica, same question.
Jessica: Alex was close but the correct answer is that you gouge your brain onto a stick and whack your boyfriend with it when he starts hitting on other women!
Kyle in audience: *whistling innocently*
Nash: No, that's incorrect. Ghaleon, what-
Ghaleon: It's used so that you can think and it is quite obvious that the other two contestants are lacking one.
Nash: That was not the right question you were answering!
Ghaleon: Figures….
Nash: You know, you're lucky you're even on this show so don't get snooty or I'll kick you off!
Ghaleon Fan Girls: *glare at Nash and start taking out different varieties of weapons*
Nash: Uh… know what… just forget that last statement I just said k. Anyway, Ghaleon, is it true that you hit on 15 year-old girls?
Ghaleon: Okay… there was that time with Luna… but that was IT!! Geez… stop making fun of us pedophiles already!
Nash: He admits it!
Lead fan girl: Leave Ghally-baby alone or else! *takes out stick of dynamite*
Nash: *mumbling to himself* Stupid no good fan girl… *normal voice* Alright, Alex, the goddess Althena will every once in a while come back to our planet as a what?
Alex: A cow?
Nash: No… I'll take pity on you.. Guess again.
Alex: *thinks long and hard* ……………………. HARRY POTTER!!!
Nash: No… Jessica?
Jessica: A flower!
Nash: No. Ghaleon, *whispers to Ghaleon*
Ghaleon: No way! There's no way in hell I'd go out with you!
All of the Fangirls: EEEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Nash: *mega sweat drop* Um… very bad choice in response! That's another negative 250! Alex, which is bigger, the Blue Star or Lunar?
Alex: Harry Potter?
Nash: NO!…. Jessica, same question.
Jessica: The Blue Star.
Nash: Good, finally a right answer. Now then, who's the greatest sorcerer in the universe?
Jessica: Althena!
Nash: No, it's Harry Potter.
Alex: I KNEW IT!!
Nash: Whatever. Ghaleon, boxers or briefs?
Ghaleon: I can't believe I'm being asked this. *sigh* If you must know… I go commando.
Nash: *writing down in notebook* That's very nice to know…. Next question, do you like seeing guys in boxers or briefs?
Ghaleon: Why am I being asked all of the risqué questions?
Nash: I'm the one asking the questions here! Now answer me!
Ghaleon: *looks around for any excuse out* Um… uh… *looks at Alex* Uh.. Harry Potter?
Nash: *sighs while putting notebook away* No… that's incorrect… damn. Anyway, we're out of time for today and that means that… Jessica is the winner!!!
Jessica: Yay! What did I win?
Nash: Nothing.
Jessica: *pissed* WHAT?!
Nash: Um, this is Nash from "For the Love of Cheese" over and out!
*Jessica tackles Nash*
*camera blacks out*