Invader Blast!
Blast stared at the blinking red button, in this window that had popped up after
she had clicked review, on one of The Dark Jaguar's stories. Under it, it read; Do you
want to live in Invader Zim? This rang a bell in the back of her mind, but happily
ignoring it, to do the insanely right thing she clicked it. A new message popped up.
Really? Again she clicked yes. Really really?? It said. Once more she clicked it. A bright
white light flashed out of her computer, and she just managed to think This kicks! Before
she blacked out. When she snapped back into conciseness, the first thing she thought was
I am in Zim world! because the only thing she could see was a starry sky, as she lay on
her back on a side walk. So logically she assumed that she had been sucked into her
computer and was lying on the side walk in front of Zim's house. She couldn't have fallen
asleep at her computer, had an odd dream, and sleep walked out side. Nope she was in
Zim's world. She sat up, and looked around Then jumped up, as for once she was not
insane!
She was dressed in the outfit she had worn when she had drawn herself JV style.
Her hands were covered in fingerless gloves that were pitch black, the same color of her
kicking boots. She wore a sleeveless black trenchcoat on top of a sky blue shirt that had a
white patch on the front with a black Z? on it. Her brown hair was cut chin length, and
had violet purple highlights. Her blue eyes sparkled with glee beneath her Dib sty glasses.
The kind that would disappeared with her eyes, when she shut them or squinted. She had
always thought that was cool. As she stared in wonder at her cool new stuff, she saw
something glint out of the corner of her eye. She turned and stared at what could only be
Zim's house. Her jaw gaped slightly, and she ran past the gnomes and into the wide open
door.
Choas Shadow cat
Chaos shadow stared at his computer screen. Bored he flicked to fanfiction.net
The first story to show up was one by The Dark Jaguar. He clicked into it. It was fairly
interesting, and intrigued he clicked to email her about it. A flashing red button appeared
in a new window on his screen. Under it read: Do you wish you could have adventures
like Zim and Dib's? Do you wish you could be out of this world? Then click the button!
Thinking it was some stupid contest he clicked the flashing button, A light enveloped him
and his world went black. When he woke up he was lying on his back in wet grass staring
up at the stars. His eyes opened wide. He brought his hand to his head and brushed his
antenna. His antenna? He shut his eyes quickly then slowly opened them, and sat up. He
stared at what he was had on and brought his gloved hand up to the light. speechless he
took in what he wore and more importantly what he was.
He was Quyhn, his fanfiction.net character. Quyhn is an Irken who is one or two
centimeters taller than Zim which makes him a bit higher on the political scale. Which
out thinking chaos brought a mirror, on one of the backpacks arms to look at himself. His
skin was the standard Irken green, and his eyes were a shade lighter than Zim's dark red.
He stood up and brushed his Irken uniform off, It too was standard to all Irken invaders.
He twisted around to get a good look at his cool pack, the mirror retracting as he did. It
was colbat blue, and the spots were crimson, not Zim's soft pink. He smiled happily he
looked just like he dreamed he would. Then shook his head, muttering out loud. "why am
I Irken, and wha--" he cut him self off in mid mutter to stare at the green house in front of
him. Just then he heard the sound of something falling, and looked up, his antenna
drooping and his eyes widening at the sight that greeted them.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ouf" Thunk. The tiny sir hit him in the face knocking him
down. It was Mir a Sir that looked a lot like Gir and was just as crazy. Mir hugged chaos's
face wile chaos got up and screamed. finally He dropped off and stared at his master who
was just about to blow a fuse, when he spotted what was behind Mir. The door to Zim's
house was open. Not being able to resist the pull of the open door he walked past the
gnomes who registering his Irken DNA, let him pass. Mir skipped close behind him.
The eternal internal battle of jwar.
Dwar and Zwar shout at the same time I'm jwar! No I am No. Jinx. Jinxs master Yarg!
The jumped at each other. Dwar pulled on Zwar antenna wile Zwar scratched at Dwar's
eyes. They rolled around on the floor trying to kill each other in a cat fight to the death,
wile a shocked speechless Zim stared jaw gaping antenna drooping. Dib stood in a similar
position. the finally separated, and stood panting front of each other.
"Fine!" Zwar growled" I think Zim's better so I call my self Zwar (A/N for those
pondering: Zae-w-are)
"ok, "Dwar agreed" I think Dib Could kick Zim's, but so I'll be Dwar"(A/n Dae-w-are)
At that diss Zwar let out a Irken battle cry, and lept at Dwar and they resumed their
eternal battle. Dib looked at zim' and said
"You know... That Dwar girls right! I could kick your but, alien scum." Zim just growled
and said
"yea foolish Dib monkey, when pigs fly!" Dib just watches, as Gir on his flying
pig zooms around behind Zim. Zim turns around, sees this, and yells "Gir stop this
foolishness now! "He turns around and yelling his own battle cry leaps at Dib. Just then
blast walks out of the elevator, and surveys the madness.

(^*^) MUAhahaahahahahahahaha madness! I will work on getting a few more people into
this fic but if you could tell my what outfit you would like to ware, or emailme it would
help k?(^*^)