Yes, while I'm sure every fanfic author is on the edge of their seats for me to update new
tallest (I'm being sarcastic if you didn't get that...) I'm doing this! hee hee heeeeeeeee!
now where were we.. mutant bunnies, nick world.. portals... ah yes here we go!
They ran. The drool flecked faces of their pursuers not far behind.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed
Dark, Jen, Chaos, TSC, Crying child, Bast, Zix, all the sirs, Zim and Dib. (AN soooo
many names..) Gir was screaming an exuberant YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! And Gaz was
chasing Dark, trying to render her into many small pieces. Those with back packs took
this moment to grab those without, and used their mechanical legs to get out of there.
No one dared to touch Gaz. One bunny, an extremely ugly one, grabbed Chaos by a
mechanical limb. Chaos hacked at it with his sword, and Mir began gnawing on it's arm.
Bast who was ridding pack back whipped out her daggers and began flaying the creature.
The others too were soon over
taken.
Gaz began to beat the living daylights of a bunny who had drooled on her game slave
melting some of it's finish.
"It's nightmare time" She said to the next one approaching her. It took one look at her and
ran.
"Pitiful stink.. stink bunny creature! Feel the wrath of Zim!" Zim was taking immense
pleasure in frying a bunny with his lazer, while laughing about victory.
"I love you!" said Gir who was hugging one to death. It squealed in pain as it imploded.
"Take this one for earth! *flash, punch* Gee I wonder if I could take this back home and
dissect it? * punch*" said Dib as he fought ninja stile with the bunnies in hand to hand
combat blinding them with camera flashes.
"robin hood eat your heart out" Crying child yelled. She had whipped out her bow, and
was filling the nearest bunny with arrows like it was an over sized pin cushion.
Bast and Chaos were standing back to back fighting off the horrors with their blades.
"Take that foul creature" Chaos cried
"I'm sorry did you need that arm?"Bast asked of his downed opponent.
TSC Was having fun watching the bunnies run from her purple power
"something smells like barbecue!"
Dark had whipped out authors omnipotence.
"FEEL MY WRATH BUNNIES! I HAVE FOUGHT YOU ON MY TURF, NOW IT"S
YOUR TURN! HOO HAH!" She charged head long into a pack of five.
"oo there's one! *whack!* there's another! *Wack wack!* Jen laughed as she played
whack a bunny with Farfignuten.
Zix chopped down the last remaining bunny. "It's vengeance time!"
Mat took his time blasting the bunnies who had decided it would be a good thing to run.
"Like shooting fish in a barrel."
The group sat down in the yellow sunshine beat..
"Hey that was easy! Why were we running again?" Mat asked
"I dunknow" dark shrugged.
"Is this nick world?" Bast said looking at the child like landscape.
"I don't think so.. Nick world would be more.."
"evil?" Choas interrupted tsc who nodded.
"Will don't look at me!" Jen said " I entered 666"
Suddenly the ground shook.
Dark who at this point was feeling a bit short of breath, took a puff of her inhaler. After
ten seconds she was back with fighting energy, all fringes of the dreaded asthma gone.
The ground shook again.
"uh oh." Dark said in a worried voice
Hi I'm Daz! Daz stuck out her hand to the Girl approaching her.
"Oh we have met remember! I'm katt! You know.. that whole Ricky Martin thing?"
"Oh yeeeaa.. " she smiled remembering Katt from their adventure of doom.
"So this must be nick world right?" Kat squinted at the oppressive building.
"yep must be. Where else would the evil be so thick you could see it."
"look" pur cried pointing to the flying creature approaching them!
"It's a bird!"
"it's a plane"
"no my name is pure venom. You can call me kill" kill said to the strange people as she
landed.
"Oh" Daz said disappointed "I was really hoping you were a bird.. Oh well!"
"Ok.."one eyebrow raised quizzically kill took in the two strange girls and the one strange
robot.
"My name is Kat, and this is Daz and Pur" Kat said sticking out her hand in greeting.
"Kat, Daz Do either off you know what we are doing in this... place?" Kill couldn't think
of
an appropriate word for a place so.. so.. pure evil.
"Well, my computer with an attitude said something about helping Jhonen!" Daz said
thinking about the odd message.
"Yea mine too, as well as something about saving Zim!" Kat added excitedly.
"My computer mentioned something similar." Kill agreed "The only questions is...
how?" All three girls looked at the bloody spiky wall unhappily. There was no gate in
sight.
"If the president you want to see, you must pass the perils three." A voice mysteriously
appeared out of nowhere. The girls turned, and on the top of the wall sat a cloaked figure.
It held a wooden staff, and looked kind of like wizard
"what perils?" Kill said her eyes narrowing at this strange being.
"why the three stereo typical quests you need to get to into the land of the evil villain
of course. "the creature said contemptuously "There was the three pretty gems in Zelda to
get
the triforce, The three questions in the holy grail, the 3 pigs, the 12 quests of Hercules
which is divisible by 3, oh I can go on and on..
"OK OK we get it!" Pur said. The others nodded.
"What are our 3 perils?" Kat asked eager to get on with the real reason they were here.
"The first is a riddle. A container without key lock or lid, but inside a golden treasure is
hid."
"an egg!" Daz shouted without hesitation. "That was too easy, I mean even if you were
not a hobbit fan you have to have heard that one!"
"fine" The creature said grumbling under his breath.
"second peril! See if you can do this one showoffs!" the creature said evilly "Sick out you
tongue and touch your nose!" all four stuck out their tongues and place a finger
on their noses.
"Grrrrrrr! FINE FACE YOUR DOOOOM!"
*Thud* ....*Thud*
"FACE BOB THE CUDDLY*
"uh oh"
tallest (I'm being sarcastic if you didn't get that...) I'm doing this! hee hee heeeeeeeee!
now where were we.. mutant bunnies, nick world.. portals... ah yes here we go!
They ran. The drool flecked faces of their pursuers not far behind.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed
Dark, Jen, Chaos, TSC, Crying child, Bast, Zix, all the sirs, Zim and Dib. (AN soooo
many names..) Gir was screaming an exuberant YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! And Gaz was
chasing Dark, trying to render her into many small pieces. Those with back packs took
this moment to grab those without, and used their mechanical legs to get out of there.
No one dared to touch Gaz. One bunny, an extremely ugly one, grabbed Chaos by a
mechanical limb. Chaos hacked at it with his sword, and Mir began gnawing on it's arm.
Bast who was ridding pack back whipped out her daggers and began flaying the creature.
The others too were soon over
taken.
Gaz began to beat the living daylights of a bunny who had drooled on her game slave
melting some of it's finish.
"It's nightmare time" She said to the next one approaching her. It took one look at her and
ran.
"Pitiful stink.. stink bunny creature! Feel the wrath of Zim!" Zim was taking immense
pleasure in frying a bunny with his lazer, while laughing about victory.
"I love you!" said Gir who was hugging one to death. It squealed in pain as it imploded.
"Take this one for earth! *flash, punch* Gee I wonder if I could take this back home and
dissect it? * punch*" said Dib as he fought ninja stile with the bunnies in hand to hand
combat blinding them with camera flashes.
"robin hood eat your heart out" Crying child yelled. She had whipped out her bow, and
was filling the nearest bunny with arrows like it was an over sized pin cushion.
Bast and Chaos were standing back to back fighting off the horrors with their blades.
"Take that foul creature" Chaos cried
"I'm sorry did you need that arm?"Bast asked of his downed opponent.
TSC Was having fun watching the bunnies run from her purple power
"something smells like barbecue!"
Dark had whipped out authors omnipotence.
"FEEL MY WRATH BUNNIES! I HAVE FOUGHT YOU ON MY TURF, NOW IT"S
YOUR TURN! HOO HAH!" She charged head long into a pack of five.
"oo there's one! *whack!* there's another! *Wack wack!* Jen laughed as she played
whack a bunny with Farfignuten.
Zix chopped down the last remaining bunny. "It's vengeance time!"
Mat took his time blasting the bunnies who had decided it would be a good thing to run.
"Like shooting fish in a barrel."
The group sat down in the yellow sunshine beat..
"Hey that was easy! Why were we running again?" Mat asked
"I dunknow" dark shrugged.
"Is this nick world?" Bast said looking at the child like landscape.
"I don't think so.. Nick world would be more.."
"evil?" Choas interrupted tsc who nodded.
"Will don't look at me!" Jen said " I entered 666"
Suddenly the ground shook.
Dark who at this point was feeling a bit short of breath, took a puff of her inhaler. After
ten seconds she was back with fighting energy, all fringes of the dreaded asthma gone.
The ground shook again.
"uh oh." Dark said in a worried voice
Hi I'm Daz! Daz stuck out her hand to the Girl approaching her.
"Oh we have met remember! I'm katt! You know.. that whole Ricky Martin thing?"
"Oh yeeeaa.. " she smiled remembering Katt from their adventure of doom.
"So this must be nick world right?" Kat squinted at the oppressive building.
"yep must be. Where else would the evil be so thick you could see it."
"look" pur cried pointing to the flying creature approaching them!
"It's a bird!"
"it's a plane"
"no my name is pure venom. You can call me kill" kill said to the strange people as she
landed.
"Oh" Daz said disappointed "I was really hoping you were a bird.. Oh well!"
"Ok.."one eyebrow raised quizzically kill took in the two strange girls and the one strange
robot.
"My name is Kat, and this is Daz and Pur" Kat said sticking out her hand in greeting.
"Kat, Daz Do either off you know what we are doing in this... place?" Kill couldn't think
of
an appropriate word for a place so.. so.. pure evil.
"Well, my computer with an attitude said something about helping Jhonen!" Daz said
thinking about the odd message.
"Yea mine too, as well as something about saving Zim!" Kat added excitedly.
"My computer mentioned something similar." Kill agreed "The only questions is...
how?" All three girls looked at the bloody spiky wall unhappily. There was no gate in
sight.
"If the president you want to see, you must pass the perils three." A voice mysteriously
appeared out of nowhere. The girls turned, and on the top of the wall sat a cloaked figure.
It held a wooden staff, and looked kind of like wizard
"what perils?" Kill said her eyes narrowing at this strange being.
"why the three stereo typical quests you need to get to into the land of the evil villain
of course. "the creature said contemptuously "There was the three pretty gems in Zelda to
get
the triforce, The three questions in the holy grail, the 3 pigs, the 12 quests of Hercules
which is divisible by 3, oh I can go on and on..
"OK OK we get it!" Pur said. The others nodded.
"What are our 3 perils?" Kat asked eager to get on with the real reason they were here.
"The first is a riddle. A container without key lock or lid, but inside a golden treasure is
hid."
"an egg!" Daz shouted without hesitation. "That was too easy, I mean even if you were
not a hobbit fan you have to have heard that one!"
"fine" The creature said grumbling under his breath.
"second peril! See if you can do this one showoffs!" the creature said evilly "Sick out you
tongue and touch your nose!" all four stuck out their tongues and place a finger
on their noses.
"Grrrrrrr! FINE FACE YOUR DOOOOM!"
*Thud* ....*Thud*
"FACE BOB THE CUDDLY*
"uh oh"