By the time it was 10pm everybody went to bed. Brock ended up on the floor. Since he found this out he was
complaining, grouching and turning to stone all night.
In the lounge Brock and Gary were asleep. Gary had a termite's nest in his pants *figure of speech* and was
tossing and turning everywhere. He wriggled around so much that, PLONK! Gary rolled off the couch onto Brock.
"OUCH!" Brock cried out. Gary's face was flat against Brock's face and snoring loudly. It was enough to
make someone go deaf. As Gary snored louder than ever, he started dribbling. One huge wad of spit made it's way
down Gary's cheek and onto Brock. As more dribble came, the more it edged into Brock's mouth.
"EEW ICKY!" Brock squealed like a little wussy girl. He shoved Gary back onto the couch.
When Brock finally got to sleep he started snoring too. With him and Gary snoring their heads
off, it sounded like a heard of Donphan stampeding through the room.
Ash and Misty woke with a start when they heard Brock and Gary snoring. They sat up. BONK!
They both hit their heads in unison. "OOW!" they frowned and rubbed their heads.
"Did you? But Ash/Misty.. Stop that!" they both kept trying to talk, but ended up speaking
at the same time.
"What da freakin' hell is goin on in dere? Sounds like a pack a Miltank's runnin through dis place!"
Meowth demanded sleepily after being rudley awakened.
"I wouldn't mind getting in on the details here," James rolled over.
Jessie was already up, walking determindly towards the lounge. "You coming Misty? I think we have some
stake, hammer and fan business," she smiled evily. Misty returned her evil smile and jumped out
of bed to join Jessie.
When Jessie and Misty returned to bed, everyone heard the faint sound of stars going around Gary and Brock's
heads.
"Ow, my head still hurts," Ash complained rubbing his head. A small bump was growing on Ash's head.
Misty chimed in saying that she could go for a panadol. They both had huge headaches.
"Chuu," Pikachu said sympathetically to Ash and Misty.
"Here, drink this. It's some of my herbal tea that I make whenever Jessie and I are sick," James
handed Ash and Misty a steaming cup.
"Careful, it's hot," James warned them.
Ash and Misty smiled and sipped the tea.
"MARY HAD A LITTLE MAREEP! LITTLE MAREEP! LITTLE MAREEP! MARY HAD A LITTLE MAREEP! WHO SUCKED AS BAD AS SHE DID!"
Brock started running around the cabin. Gary was chasing after him chanting, "SPRINKLE SPRINKLE LITTLE STARMIE!
HOW ABOUT A STUPID MARMIE! WISHY WASHY IN THE DIRT! DO A DO DO DA DA DA! SPRINKLE SPRINKLY BIG OLD STARMIE!
STAMP A STICKER ON YOUR WULBO!".
"You idiot marmie isn't even a word!" Jessie yelled.
Brock and Gary chased each other endlesslly around the whole cabin.
"Exactly what good is that going to do?" Misty screeched, "ooh I shouldn't have done that my headache just came
back.
"How about dis fer a song, what kinda idiot are you? how do you do da things ya do? Stupidity is shinin through yer bones!
What kinda idiot are you? Gettin dumber tried and true. And do you have a small small brain? What kinda
idiot are you?" Meowth laughed.
Brock stopped for a minute with a dopey expression on his face. Gary kept running and smacked into Brock.
When Brock fell down Gary was still on top of him pumping his legs in running mode, still getting nowhere.
"I have to get out of this maniac filled house! Oh, I'm talking about Gary and Brock ok not you guys. I think I'll
go outside," Jessie rubbed her temples and took a slice of her toast as she stood up and went to the door.
When she opened it, a huge gush of snow came fludding through the door. Everyone's mouths dropped open, except
for Brock's and Gary's. "RAIN! WOOHOO! RAIN RAIN SNIFF AWAY! JUMP IN A BOTTLE DRINK DOWN SOME COKE!"
Brock dashed over to the snow and started dancing around in it.
"That isn't rain! That's a pile of Nidoqueen poop! And I'm there! Make way for Gary!" Gary dived into
the snow headfirst.
"YOU IDIOTIC MORONS! DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOUR STUPID SNORING CAUSED THIS FREAKIN AVALANCHE! NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE WITH YOU!"
Misty panicked.
"OH GREAT WE'RE STUCK IN A CABIN, HAVE LIMITED FOOD SUPPLIES AND WE HAVE A PAIR OF MINDLESS LUMPS TO LOOK AFTER!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS TORMENT?!" James added.
"PIKA PI PI, PIKA PIKA CHU CHUPI KA CHU!!! KA KA PI CHU!" Pikachu zipped over to Ash's backpack to find his pokeball.
"Chu ka pikachu," Pikachu sighed and went
back to the dilema.
"You know it's really hard to believe that Gary and Brock were acting DECENT yesterday and now they're complete
idiots!" Ash said thoughtfully.
Brock and Gary started tossing the snow everywhere. Some of it sprayed onto Jessie. She scowled and threw
the clod that got thrown in her hair in the dead center of Gary.
"YUCK! THERE'S SO MUCH SNOW IN MY HAIR THAT THE CODLNESS IS GETTING TO MY HEAD!" Jessie screamed, tears welling up in her
eyes. She dashed to the bathroom and slammed the door. She ran the water in the bath and placed her head
underneath it to get the snow out of her hair.
"Alright I think you guys have had enough play for one day. Now it's time for all good little, er, big
boys to sit down and watch TV," James tried. He walked calmly towards Brock and Gary. He held out both hands
and helped them up. When they stood up James led them to the couch and sat them down.
"Now who wants ice-cream?" he said cheerily clapping his hands once. Gary and Brock squealed happily
like a couple of hyper-active Pichu. James went into the kitchen after turning the TV onto the cartoon channel.
"Whoah! Where did that parental attitude come from?" Misty asked.
"Toge toge prrrriiiiiii!"
Togepi chirped happily.
James smiled and prepared the ice-cream. I've been practicing was all he said.
Misty kept pursueing the subject trying to get more information from him.
"Jimbo here likes ta think about da kids he's gunna have one day so he likes ta practice on people," Meowth
answered after getting sick and tired of Misty's questions.
Misty asked who he was thinking of having the kids with.
"Who else but mmfff phh umm!" Meowth tried to conclude but was cut short by James. He had put his hand over
Meowth's mouth.
"It really isn't your business Misty," James sweatdropped. Misty, took the hint and stopped asking questions
and went to Ash to figure out what they would do about the avalanche.
complaining, grouching and turning to stone all night.
In the lounge Brock and Gary were asleep. Gary had a termite's nest in his pants *figure of speech* and was
tossing and turning everywhere. He wriggled around so much that, PLONK! Gary rolled off the couch onto Brock.
"OUCH!" Brock cried out. Gary's face was flat against Brock's face and snoring loudly. It was enough to
make someone go deaf. As Gary snored louder than ever, he started dribbling. One huge wad of spit made it's way
down Gary's cheek and onto Brock. As more dribble came, the more it edged into Brock's mouth.
"EEW ICKY!" Brock squealed like a little wussy girl. He shoved Gary back onto the couch.
When Brock finally got to sleep he started snoring too. With him and Gary snoring their heads
off, it sounded like a heard of Donphan stampeding through the room.
Ash and Misty woke with a start when they heard Brock and Gary snoring. They sat up. BONK!
They both hit their heads in unison. "OOW!" they frowned and rubbed their heads.
"Did you? But Ash/Misty.. Stop that!" they both kept trying to talk, but ended up speaking
at the same time.
"What da freakin' hell is goin on in dere? Sounds like a pack a Miltank's runnin through dis place!"
Meowth demanded sleepily after being rudley awakened.
"I wouldn't mind getting in on the details here," James rolled over.
Jessie was already up, walking determindly towards the lounge. "You coming Misty? I think we have some
stake, hammer and fan business," she smiled evily. Misty returned her evil smile and jumped out
of bed to join Jessie.
When Jessie and Misty returned to bed, everyone heard the faint sound of stars going around Gary and Brock's
heads.
"Ow, my head still hurts," Ash complained rubbing his head. A small bump was growing on Ash's head.
Misty chimed in saying that she could go for a panadol. They both had huge headaches.
"Chuu," Pikachu said sympathetically to Ash and Misty.
"Here, drink this. It's some of my herbal tea that I make whenever Jessie and I are sick," James
handed Ash and Misty a steaming cup.
"Careful, it's hot," James warned them.
Ash and Misty smiled and sipped the tea.
"MARY HAD A LITTLE MAREEP! LITTLE MAREEP! LITTLE MAREEP! MARY HAD A LITTLE MAREEP! WHO SUCKED AS BAD AS SHE DID!"
Brock started running around the cabin. Gary was chasing after him chanting, "SPRINKLE SPRINKLE LITTLE STARMIE!
HOW ABOUT A STUPID MARMIE! WISHY WASHY IN THE DIRT! DO A DO DO DA DA DA! SPRINKLE SPRINKLY BIG OLD STARMIE!
STAMP A STICKER ON YOUR WULBO!".
"You idiot marmie isn't even a word!" Jessie yelled.
Brock and Gary chased each other endlesslly around the whole cabin.
"Exactly what good is that going to do?" Misty screeched, "ooh I shouldn't have done that my headache just came
back.
"How about dis fer a song, what kinda idiot are you? how do you do da things ya do? Stupidity is shinin through yer bones!
What kinda idiot are you? Gettin dumber tried and true. And do you have a small small brain? What kinda
idiot are you?" Meowth laughed.
Brock stopped for a minute with a dopey expression on his face. Gary kept running and smacked into Brock.
When Brock fell down Gary was still on top of him pumping his legs in running mode, still getting nowhere.
"I have to get out of this maniac filled house! Oh, I'm talking about Gary and Brock ok not you guys. I think I'll
go outside," Jessie rubbed her temples and took a slice of her toast as she stood up and went to the door.
When she opened it, a huge gush of snow came fludding through the door. Everyone's mouths dropped open, except
for Brock's and Gary's. "RAIN! WOOHOO! RAIN RAIN SNIFF AWAY! JUMP IN A BOTTLE DRINK DOWN SOME COKE!"
Brock dashed over to the snow and started dancing around in it.
"That isn't rain! That's a pile of Nidoqueen poop! And I'm there! Make way for Gary!" Gary dived into
the snow headfirst.
"YOU IDIOTIC MORONS! DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOUR STUPID SNORING CAUSED THIS FREAKIN AVALANCHE! NOW WE'RE STUCK HERE WITH YOU!"
Misty panicked.
"OH GREAT WE'RE STUCK IN A CABIN, HAVE LIMITED FOOD SUPPLIES AND WE HAVE A PAIR OF MINDLESS LUMPS TO LOOK AFTER!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS TORMENT?!" James added.
"PIKA PI PI, PIKA PIKA CHU CHUPI KA CHU!!! KA KA PI CHU!" Pikachu zipped over to Ash's backpack to find his pokeball.
"Chu ka pikachu," Pikachu sighed and went
back to the dilema.
"You know it's really hard to believe that Gary and Brock were acting DECENT yesterday and now they're complete
idiots!" Ash said thoughtfully.
Brock and Gary started tossing the snow everywhere. Some of it sprayed onto Jessie. She scowled and threw
the clod that got thrown in her hair in the dead center of Gary.
"YUCK! THERE'S SO MUCH SNOW IN MY HAIR THAT THE CODLNESS IS GETTING TO MY HEAD!" Jessie screamed, tears welling up in her
eyes. She dashed to the bathroom and slammed the door. She ran the water in the bath and placed her head
underneath it to get the snow out of her hair.
"Alright I think you guys have had enough play for one day. Now it's time for all good little, er, big
boys to sit down and watch TV," James tried. He walked calmly towards Brock and Gary. He held out both hands
and helped them up. When they stood up James led them to the couch and sat them down.
"Now who wants ice-cream?" he said cheerily clapping his hands once. Gary and Brock squealed happily
like a couple of hyper-active Pichu. James went into the kitchen after turning the TV onto the cartoon channel.
"Whoah! Where did that parental attitude come from?" Misty asked.
"Toge toge prrrriiiiiii!"
Togepi chirped happily.
James smiled and prepared the ice-cream. I've been practicing was all he said.
Misty kept pursueing the subject trying to get more information from him.
"Jimbo here likes ta think about da kids he's gunna have one day so he likes ta practice on people," Meowth
answered after getting sick and tired of Misty's questions.
Misty asked who he was thinking of having the kids with.
"Who else but mmfff phh umm!" Meowth tried to conclude but was cut short by James. He had put his hand over
Meowth's mouth.
"It really isn't your business Misty," James sweatdropped. Misty, took the hint and stopped asking questions
and went to Ash to figure out what they would do about the avalanche.
