Pop-tarts: Interveiw with the cast.
A/N: This is here because the author has nothing better to do.
Session 01: Faye Valentine.
DTemplar: zzzzzzzz.....
Faye: Wake up stupid! You're supposed to interview me about the fiction!
DT: zzzzzzzzzzz........
Faye picks up a huge stack of bricks and dumps them on DTemplar.
DT: zzzzzzzzz......
Faye: O.o.... well bricks didnt work.
Faye: Why does that fool sleep straight through his own fiction?!
Faye: What a lazy bum!
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Jet: You can't think of anything to ask me right now can you?
DT: {Head hanging} Nope....
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Session 03: Spike Spegeil
DT: So, Spike, how do you feel about the whole-
He is cut off as Spike stands up covers his ears and runs off screaming.
Spike: The EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL POP-TARTS! NEVER MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
DT: {eyebrows raised} Oooookaaaaaayyy.....
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Session 04: Ed
DT: So Ed, How was the whole pop-tart escapade?
Ed: Ed is happy! Ed like Author person lots yep yep!
Ed latches firmly to DT's leg. He tries the shake the skinny girls off but his efforts are in vain.
DT: Uh we'll......aww fuck it......
He hobbles away with Ed still latched on.
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Session 05: Delicious
DT: Examines the man sitting across from him.
He has strawberry red hair. He is dressed in a blue bird suit. Strapped to his nose is a plastic toucan beak. The man is grinning insanly.
DT: Forget it......
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The author belives that this will go nowhere......
See you later space cowboy!
Hidden session 06: Pop-tart
A pop-tart sits in a chair.
Nothing happens for a very long time.
Why would anybody waste their time interviewing a pop-tart? I dont know and I dont care.
End......
A/N: This is here because the author has nothing better to do.
Session 01: Faye Valentine.
DTemplar: zzzzzzzz.....
Faye: Wake up stupid! You're supposed to interview me about the fiction!
DT: zzzzzzzzzzz........
Faye picks up a huge stack of bricks and dumps them on DTemplar.
DT: zzzzzzzzz......
Faye: O.o.... well bricks didnt work.
Faye: Why does that fool sleep straight through his own fiction?!
Faye: What a lazy bum!
End....
Session 02: Jet Black
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Jet: You can't think of anything to ask me right now can you?
DT: {Head hanging} Nope....
End........
Session 03: Spike Spegeil
DT: So, Spike, how do you feel about the whole-
He is cut off as Spike stands up covers his ears and runs off screaming.
Spike: The EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL POP-TARTS! NEVER MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
DT: {eyebrows raised} Oooookaaaaaayyy.....
End......
Session 04: Ed
DT: So Ed, How was the whole pop-tart escapade?
Ed: Ed is happy! Ed like Author person lots yep yep!
Ed latches firmly to DT's leg. He tries the shake the skinny girls off but his efforts are in vain.
DT: Uh we'll......aww fuck it......
He hobbles away with Ed still latched on.
End......
Session 05: Delicious
DT: Examines the man sitting across from him.
He has strawberry red hair. He is dressed in a blue bird suit. Strapped to his nose is a plastic toucan beak. The man is grinning insanly.
DT: Forget it......
End.......
The author belives that this will go nowhere......
See you later space cowboy!
Hidden session 06: Pop-tart
A pop-tart sits in a chair.
Nothing happens for a very long time.
Why would anybody waste their time interviewing a pop-tart? I dont know and I dont care.
End......