Ch.2: Revenge…or At least Attempts at It
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Interesting how something so simple as walking down stairs can make you think.
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Think about life in general.
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Or something more specific,
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like a certain trickster priest or how to stuff one into a 1foot by 1 foot safe and drop it into the ocean. *SMILE* That and other ways to get revenge.
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Everything happening in the outside world became secondary, became background music.
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Lina giving Gourry the Heimlich maneuver.
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Background music.
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"ACH!ACH!"
Zelgadis was… well acting like he usual does, that is if he was a 4 year old.
who just got back form Willy Wonk's Chocolate Factory that is…. ^_^*
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"ACH!AAACH!"
Background music.
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"AAAAACCCH!!"
"curecurecurecurecuremustfindacure"
Amelia complai…… talking to Zelgadis.
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"AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCH!!!"
""isithereisithereisitisit….no it isn't… isitthere…"
Background music.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCH!!!"
"heerrreeeee currreeeeeeeeee! heeeeerrrrreeeeee currrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
"Zelgadis, it is unjust that you drink the rest of my justice soda."
Xelloss laughing his head off.
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"AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCH!!!!"
"isthisthecure?…. ohwell,downthehatch" *gulp*
"Now I have to make some more."
Now that wasn't background music.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHH!!!!!!"
*cough* "WAAAAAA!!! WATERWATER!!!…nomakethatathripleexpressocoffee …noaquadropleone…"
"Lets see, first you put 10 pounds of sugar with 1 gallon of corn syrup."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
GRRRR!!!! He probably pressed play on the background music player.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!"
" WAAAAAAAA!!! EXPRESSOEXPRESSO!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! EXPRESSOEXPRESSOEXPPRRREEEEESSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Then you add 1 cup of strawberry flavoring and 1/2 a gallon of carbonated water."
"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
AHHHH!!!! TO MUCH INFORMATION!!! CAN"T CONINTRATE!!! MUST. BLOCK. OUT. ALL. THE. BACKGROUND. MUSIC.
*silence* *chrip* *silence* *chrip*
Ah, much better.
So any ways, how was she, a shrine maiden who has never told a lie, going to trick the trickster priest?
That's not entirely true, now is it.
What are you implying?!? Of course I never lied!
Do you remember the incident with the chief elder's favorite book.
Ok, ok! But that was only once.
What about the time you decided to have a night on the town,
Yea, but….
And what of that fire in the kitchen.
Ok, ok! You made your point. On how am I, AN INEXPERIENCE LIER, am going to trick that piece of trash.
By looking deep down into yourself to the part of you that likes him.
I CERTENLY DO NOT HAVE A PART OF ME THAT LIKES HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know its true.
1 IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!! It can't be true! It can't be………
Then why did you blush when he was 'holding you' after he saved you from the rocks.
…………………….
You're blushing again.
Am not!
*sigh* Do you or do you not want to crush his heart.
……. I do.
Then follow my directions.
okay…..
Good. Once you find the part of you that likes him, bring it to the surface.
I HAVE TO DO WHAT!!!! I am not letting anyone , especially not Amelia *shudder*, think I like HIM.
How are you going to convince him if you can't convince everyone else?
………………..
That's what I thought.
Ok, might as well get it over with. Here goes nothing.
*COUGH* *spat*
I wonder what was that.
"Umm…….... Filia?" said a visibly shaking Lina.
"Huh?" muttered Filia as she finally notice she was down stairs. She also noticed a big, disgusting, glob of food on her blouse.
"I'm scared," said a cowering Gourrey as a tried to hide behind Lina. Lina was also trying to hie behind Gourrey saying something about him suppose to be her protector.
*WHAM* *THUD* *WHAM* *THUD*
"HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
Interesting how something so simple as walking down stairs can make you think.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
Think about life in general.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
Or something more specific,
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
like a certain trickster priest or how to stuff one into a 1foot by 1 foot safe and drop it into the ocean. *SMILE* That and other ways to get revenge.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
Everything happening in the outside world became secondary, became background music.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
Lina giving Gourry the Heimlich maneuver.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
Background music.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
"ACH!ACH!"
Zelgadis was… well acting like he usual does, that is if he was a 4 year old.
who just got back form Willy Wonk's Chocolate Factory that is…. ^_^*
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
"ACH!AAACH!"
Background music.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
"AAAAACCCH!!"
"curecurecurecurecuremustfindacure"
Amelia complai…… talking to Zelgadis.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
"AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCH!!!"
""isithereisithereisitisit….no it isn't… isitthere…"
Background music.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
"AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCH!!!"
"heerrreeeee currreeeeeeeeee! heeeeerrrrreeeeee currrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
"Zelgadis, it is unjust that you drink the rest of my justice soda."
Xelloss laughing his head off.
*pit* *pat* *pit* *pat*
"AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCH!!!!"
"isthisthecure?…. ohwell,downthehatch" *gulp*
"Now I have to make some more."
Now that wasn't background music.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHH!!!!!!"
*cough* "WAAAAAA!!! WATERWATER!!!…nomakethatathripleexpressocoffee …noaquadropleone…"
"Lets see, first you put 10 pounds of sugar with 1 gallon of corn syrup."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
GRRRR!!!! He probably pressed play on the background music player.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!"
" WAAAAAAAA!!! EXPRESSOEXPRESSO!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! EXPRESSOEXPRESSOEXPPRRREEEEESSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Then you add 1 cup of strawberry flavoring and 1/2 a gallon of carbonated water."
"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
AHHHH!!!! TO MUCH INFORMATION!!! CAN"T CONINTRATE!!! MUST. BLOCK. OUT. ALL. THE. BACKGROUND. MUSIC.
*silence* *chrip* *silence* *chrip*
Ah, much better.
So any ways, how was she, a shrine maiden who has never told a lie, going to trick the trickster priest?
That's not entirely true, now is it.
What are you implying?!? Of course I never lied!
Do you remember the incident with the chief elder's favorite book.
Ok, ok! But that was only once.
What about the time you decided to have a night on the town,
Yea, but….
And what of that fire in the kitchen.
Ok, ok! You made your point. On how am I, AN INEXPERIENCE LIER, am going to trick that piece of trash.
By looking deep down into yourself to the part of you that likes him.
I CERTENLY DO NOT HAVE A PART OF ME THAT LIKES HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know its true.
1 IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!! It can't be true! It can't be………
Then why did you blush when he was 'holding you' after he saved you from the rocks.
…………………….
You're blushing again.
Am not!
*sigh* Do you or do you not want to crush his heart.
……. I do.
Then follow my directions.
okay…..
Good. Once you find the part of you that likes him, bring it to the surface.
I HAVE TO DO WHAT!!!! I am not letting anyone , especially not Amelia *shudder*, think I like HIM.
How are you going to convince him if you can't convince everyone else?
………………..
That's what I thought.
Ok, might as well get it over with. Here goes nothing.
*COUGH* *spat*
I wonder what was that.
"Umm…….... Filia?" said a visibly shaking Lina.
"Huh?" muttered Filia as she finally notice she was down stairs. She also noticed a big, disgusting, glob of food on her blouse.
"I'm scared," said a cowering Gourrey as a tried to hide behind Lina. Lina was also trying to hie behind Gourrey saying something about him suppose to be her protector.
*WHAM* *THUD* *WHAM* *THUD*
"HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"