One day Ron was dared to go into the girls bathroom. Of coarse he was going to do it because if he didn't the other boys would call him a scared-y-cat!

He slowly pushed the door open, took a few steps forward and then heard the door crash c losed. Now came the waiting, he had to stay in there for 5 whole minutes!
As he slouched down against the wall in the corner, he listened carefully. Ron heard whimpering, he tried to find out where it was coming from.

Suddenly a girl with ugly scars all over her face burst out of a stall. Her hair was short, wet and smelled like poop.
Ron talked to the girl and found out that her name was Harry Potter, and that some mean girls had pushed her head into a dirty toilet.

Ron began to fall inlove with Harry. The way she limped when she walked and her zits popped when she smiled. He was inlove!!

One day when Ron was walking Harry to her chemistry
c lass as she walked in the door he pinched her boosum. She squeeled with greel!

All through Ron's class he remembered the feeling of Harry's boosum, and how it felt like she was wearing diapers. He later found out that Harry did still have to wear diapers, though I won't tell you how.

Now his friends wanted him to play a trick on Harry. Ron didn't know what to do, so he spread a rumor that Harry was inlove with Professor Snape.

The next day when Ron went to meet Harry, he found Harry and Professor Snape kissing. So it turned out that the rumor had been true. Now he had lost his one love forever.

The next day a new boy came to school and Ron found himself falling inlove all over again.