How to Destroy the World in Sixteen Easy Steps
Ashleigh decided to right the book. Don't worry I am almost done the next chapter
I. You must hate everything and everyone because you can't destroy things you like.
II. Gather army and promise them things you don't intend to give them.
III. Build space shuttle so you can leave the earth once you blow it up.
IV. Build a top secret nuclear base. These best kept underground. Preferably in a place where you will have little or no human contact and when you laugh manically it will echo. Torture chamber is optional.
V. Train your army in the operations of nuclear bombs.
VI. Try to set countries against each other. Your army is just a backup in case this plane fails.
VII. Make sure your shuttle is equipped with everything you could possibly need for the rest of your life. Including chief chefs from your favorite restaurants.*
VIII. Send out your army to attack other countries.
IX. Make your army disable all other countries intelligence and blame it on Iraq
X. After the countries battle themselves out send out your army to steal their nuclear bombs in the event you run out.
XI. Board you shuttle
XII. Blast off into space
XIII. Tell you general in your top-secret nuclear base underground to hit the big red button.
XIV. If he refuses to hit the button and commit suicide use your remote detonator.
XV. Make sure you're at the far side of the moon in the event that the world bursts into a million pieces.
XVI. Once the world is destroyed live happily ever after.
*technology will need to have advanced for this plan to work..