Relm and Paula Ng
By Mitora
(mitora@hongkong.com)
(mitora@hkem.com)
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Final Fantasy VI is trademark of Square soft.
WARNING: If spanking or mild S&M content offends you , LEAVE NOW! I am against child cruelty, but this story is 100% FICTION! NOT FOR RELM LOVERS!
ANOTHER NOTE: This is based on FF6jp. Names could be different from Western version.
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Part II
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It was time for bed, but for some odd reason, Relm could not go to bed. Her rear end was in so much pain that she could not sit down or lay down and her eyes were so red, that she could not cry any longer. Oh boy, how she was angry at Paula Ng and her grand father. She could not beleive how Stragus was going to run things around the house from now on and how her "father" was forming a crush on the one who caned her. Suddenly, as everything at night was quiet, she could hear some strange, bizarre noises coming from the room where Claide and Paula where staying in, it was like nothing that Relm has ever heard in her life.
"Oooooooh.......Oooooooh!" a feminine voice moaned out.
"Yes Yes Yessssss......." a masculine voice whispered.
"Harder, HARDER!" the feminine voice cheered. "Ahhhhhhh!"
"Sooooooo great!" the masculine voice sighed in delight. This was really starting to bother Relm, so she walked over to the door and put her up against it, hearing what was all going on. As she pressed her ear up against the door, she heard some tossing, turning and bouncing.
"Oh my god, what horrifying things are happening?" Relm wondered to herself in curiousity. So Relm rushed off back to her room and grabbed out a rather sharp sculpting knife for protection and put a pair of light goggles over her face, so she could see what lays beneath the darkness. As she left her room, Interceptor followed and started to paw at the door.
"What is it Interceptor?" Relm whispered. "Do you sense something?" Interceptor kept pawing the door anxiously as the strange noises in Claide and Paula's room grew louder and louder. "Be careful boy, there can be great danger lurking into the room!"
As Relm opened the door, Interceptor popped in the room like a ray of light while Relm hopped in, wielding her sculpting knife in a mad rage. Relm could not beleive what she witnessed. She saw her father and the foreigner woman naked with all the blankets and sheets wrapped around them. The couple were also engulfed in perspiration and were breathing heavily. Relm was mortified beyond beleif.
"AAAAAAACK! Lady, Father, watch out! The sheets are eating you!" cried out Relm as she started to untangle and cut up the sheets, trying to free her father and Paula while Interceptor was pulling on the sheets with his maw. Both of them looked rather disgusted and upset at the rude interruption.
"Relm, what the hell do you think you are doing!" Claide shouted.
"The blankets were eating you both and I was trying to save your lives." Relm explained. "And for the sake of the gods, GET SOME CLOTHING ON!" As Relm went into hysterics and Interceptor with his loud barking, Paula hopped out of bed naked (since she was too tired and does not have a robe) and lifted Relm up and put her over the shoulder.
"Relm, your Grand father told you to go to bed!" Paula sighed. "It is 3:00 AM in the morning, NOW PLEASE, PLEASE GO TO SLEEP!" Interceptor watched as Paula started to take off Relm's equiptment and tools and finally got her into bed.
"But my ass hurts!" Relm whimpered. Paula just stood there sighing.
"Oh Relm, you are indeed special. But I'm not some ogre, if you would please shape up, mabye your ass won't hurt!" Paula chuckled. "Now, get some sleep!"
"Okay...." Relm whispered. As she shut her eyes, Paula wet back to her room with Interceptor and laid next to her dear Claide. They were both too tired to go on, but they instead, gently laid in each others arms.
Next day, Relm slowly gotten up from her short hours of sleep. She was indeed cranky and groggy from her long, agonizing day. Suddenly, Paula came bursting into her room and seemed rather energetic.
"Okay, Relm, it is time for breakfast!" Paula said. "But FIRST, I'm getting you dressed." Relm's jaw dropped in shock.
"WHAT!?" cried Relm. "I am sixteen years old. I'm NOT a child!"
"Stragus sent me up here and he said I shall get YOU dressed." Paula laughed. "Not only am I going to get you dressed, I'm also giving you a damn makeover as well!" Paula went through Relm's closet and dresser drawers to see if she had any other clothing.
"This job can be such a bitch sometimes!" Paula grumbled to herself. She pulled out some lavender colored overalls and a puffy sleeved shirt embroided with flowers. Paula held Relm down as she tried to struggle in the woman's arms.
"Ack, it is all hot outside!" Relm whined. "These clothes will make me sweat!"
"RELM!" Paula shouted. "You are not making this easy on me!" After the fifteen minutes of struggling, Paula FINALLY managed to get Relm dressed in descent clothing. "Now, where is your black makeup?"
"Ummmmmm......I don't know." fibbed Relm. Paula nodded her head and had quite a sheepish grin.
"Ohhhhhh, I am sure you don't know!" Paula said as she searched Relm's drawers. As she was searching, she found some black, indigo blue and deep purple makeup. "Here is your makeup, but we are going to wear a different shade of lipstick and that is all!"
"WHAT?" Relm shrieked. "Going to get me to wear that crappy orange lip crap you love so much? I HATE THE COLOR ORANGE!"
"Too bad! Looks better than the crappy goth look!" Paula said as she did up Relm's makeup. As they were done, Paula got the table set and got the food ready for Relm, Stragus and Claide. If that was not enough, Paula was even so kind enough to open up some dog food for Interceptor and called him over for his little meal. Claide and Stragus were all ready digging in, but Relm totally wigged out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Relm screamed in disgust. Paula came running over to the table as she heard the loud scream.
"What is it? Too hot, too cold?" Paula asked. Relm stood up and gave her a dirty look.
"What are you feeding us!" Relm shouted as she pulled out some seafood. "I love vegetables, but, why the hell are there baby monsters and chunks of behemoth fat in my food? Is it alive of something?"
"No." Paula calmly said. "It is baby octopus, squid, shrimp and bean curd. They are not alive, now, it won't hurt you to try it." But Relm did not listen, instead, she went so mad that she drank the whole contents in a un-labeled blue glass bottle.
"Relm no! That is........" Stragus yelled out as Relm drank the liquid all up. She did not listen, but when the bottle was finally empty, Relm looked dizzy and rather ill.
"Are you trying to poison me or something!" Relm grumbled to Paula. "You make me wanna.......WRETCH!" Then Relm fell to the ground and fainted. Interceptor went running over to her and started to sniff her to see if she was still alive.
"Great! She drank the whole thing of Sake wine!" Claide grumbled in disgust as he dragged Relm up to her room. Paula decided to finish Relm's meal for her, since she seemed to be rather hungry.
Afterwards, Paula followed Claide, Interceptor and Stragus to Relm's room and Relm was STILL passed out. Everyone seemed to be rather confused and rather frustrated at the whole situation that Relm put everyone into.
"She REALLY needs to grow up!" sighed Paula. Suddenly, Relm's eyes slightly opened up, but she was so out of her mind.
"Whoa, where am I......?" stuttered Relm. "What is growing up?"
"Your future with ME!" Paula said as she was tracing her hands over to Relm's pierced bellybutton. "Now, where is that god damn bellybutton ring? Hmmmmmmm...."
"NOOOOO, Bellybutton....singing to me.....again!!!" Relm groaned as she felt Paula grab her bellybutton ring and feeling her take it out by force. "NOOO! Stop it bellybutton!" Then Paula handed the bellybutton ring to Stragus.
"I'm going to flush this 'ring' down the toilet!" Stragus chuckled as he headed off to the urinal. On his way out, he grabbed ALL of Relm's spare bellybutton rings and flushed them ALL down the toilet. "Bye bye rings!"
"There is toilet monster in house! GET IT OUT!" the drunken Relm shouted as she heard the toilet flush, engulfing all her bellybutton rings. Claide got Relm up onto his lap and unbuttoned the rear end on Relm's overalls and started to slap his hands up against her rear.
"This is what you get for being whacked out and getting drunk off OUR liquor!" Claide shouted as he started to soundly spank the drunken teenager.
SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK!
Strangely, this time around, Relm did not seem to break out crying. She just seemed to be too drunk to notice her whole surroundings.
"Oh my god, a whomping willow is slapping me around!" Relm said in drunken surprise. "Trying to get it on or something?"
"No, this is your punishment for not eating Paula's wonderful cooking and drinking all of the Sake!" Claide said as he kept spanking.
SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK!
"Weeeee Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!" Relm laughed. "Slap harder Whomping Willow thing!"
"Ummmm.....okay. Whatever!" Claide thought to himself in bemusement. Usually, this would get Relm crying her eyes out, but she did not shed one tear. Instead, she kept laughing and hallucinating.
"I can see the music all right, yes I CAN!" Relm laughed out loud in whimsy as she waved her hands around in the air. She saw various hands following after her own hands, like echoes on the cliffs of the canyons. This time around, Paula and Stragus gotten rather concerned about Relm's self being and decided to check up closer on her. Suddenly, as Paula looked closer at Relms face, the teenage girl turned pale and her cheeks started to puff up.
"Aw shit, I don't like the looks of this!" Paula whispered to herself as she gotten closer to Relm. Stragus tried to pull her away from Relm.
"Paula, I think Relm is gonna....." Stragus said, but it was too late. As Paula got near Relm, her mouth opened all the way up and foul, chunky vomit poured from her mouth.
"UGH!" Paula shouted in disgust. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As Paula ran from the room, Interceptor started to run and Stragus started to follow after her.
"No, Paula, you are dripping everywhere!" cried Stragus as Paula seemed to run and find her way to the bathroom.
"I know, know!" Paula shouted. "Just need to take a shower and get clean clothing!"
Ah yes, the shower. Paula's salvation from the madness of the Magi girl and her escapades. As Paula slipped off her vomit stained clothing, she hopped into the shower and felt the warm water sprinkle all over her. It was such a nice feeling for the foreigner woman, knowing that the showers in this world and planet Earth were identical. Felt like her problems were just melting away under the running water. It seemed like nothing bothered her.
Or that is what she thought.......
As Clide FINALLY stopped spanking Relm, she got herself up and started to stagger around throughout the whole house. The young drunk was so out of her mind and was such a mess. Then Relm noticed a door cracked open and decided to check it out.
"Wow, I see THE light!" Relm shouted gleefully. "The light.......of SALVATION!" Relm suddenly burst into the bathroom and walked into where Paula was bathing, clothed!
"Relm, what the fuck are you doing? GET OUT!" cried out Paula as Relm bursted into the shower.
"But I want you mama! Come to me, mama!" Relm mumbled as she wrapped her arms around Paula's naked body. Paula felt really bemused.
"And I thought she was bad sober?" Paula thought to herself. "HA! I need to think up of a plan....and QUICK!"