A/N- Two people actually found this funny.....amazing. I am not gay in
reply to one review. Why does writing a fan fic about Dr Quinn make me
gay?! I just said in the Author's Note.....I was DROOLING OVER CHAD ALLEN!
But he's turned out to be a big fat homosexual, so now my life's over
anyway......
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Next Day.....
Sully was walking around the town, smoking his pipe and waving his cane around to look cool. He decided to get his mullet cut so that he's look like a PROPER gentleman (He was actually jealous of Mr Bray's hair and wanted to look like him). Sully strolled into Jake's barber shop. He found Coleen reading a copy of 'The Advocate' magazine in the corner, and Jake sharpening up his knives
Coleen- ''Hello Sully. I no longer have an obsession with you and think we should be togther. Your welcome to the doctor and all her mangey posessions. Jake now fufils all my sexual and non-sexual needs.''
Sully- ''That's nice. Cut and blow-dry please.''
Jake starts to cut Sully's doggy hair
Jake- ''You been to see the show at Horace's club yet Sully? Mathew's got a starring role as the one who stays naked longest.''
Sully- ''He is 18 years old. He can do whatever he wants.''
Jake- ''Where's Brian these days?''
Sully- ''Dr Mike thinks he's ran off with the circus....but I actually sent him off to a boarding school! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!''
Suddenly the door flies open and Brian falls into the shop. He's covered in mud and half dead
Sully- ''YOU!''
Brian- ''I want my Ma!''
(He starts bawling like a baby)
Coleen- ''Don't look at me, I'm not the hired help anymore!''
Sully grabs Brian by the scruff and marches him out of the barber's and into Horace's gay club where rehearsals are taking place for the night's show. The first thing Brian sees is Mathew......stark bollock naked except for a pot plant that was strapped to his head.
Brian- ''MATHEW!?!''
Mathew- ''Brian?!''
Sully- ''That's right Brian. Mathew is a big fat homosexual stripper, Coleen is shagging Jake, and I am a sixteenth century English nightmare! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!''
Brian runs screaming from the town and dissapears into the sunset
Sully- ''HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.....Oh shit! I forgot to beat him before I let him go!''
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Next Day.....
Sully was walking around the town, smoking his pipe and waving his cane around to look cool. He decided to get his mullet cut so that he's look like a PROPER gentleman (He was actually jealous of Mr Bray's hair and wanted to look like him). Sully strolled into Jake's barber shop. He found Coleen reading a copy of 'The Advocate' magazine in the corner, and Jake sharpening up his knives
Coleen- ''Hello Sully. I no longer have an obsession with you and think we should be togther. Your welcome to the doctor and all her mangey posessions. Jake now fufils all my sexual and non-sexual needs.''
Sully- ''That's nice. Cut and blow-dry please.''
Jake starts to cut Sully's doggy hair
Jake- ''You been to see the show at Horace's club yet Sully? Mathew's got a starring role as the one who stays naked longest.''
Sully- ''He is 18 years old. He can do whatever he wants.''
Jake- ''Where's Brian these days?''
Sully- ''Dr Mike thinks he's ran off with the circus....but I actually sent him off to a boarding school! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!''
Suddenly the door flies open and Brian falls into the shop. He's covered in mud and half dead
Sully- ''YOU!''
Brian- ''I want my Ma!''
(He starts bawling like a baby)
Coleen- ''Don't look at me, I'm not the hired help anymore!''
Sully grabs Brian by the scruff and marches him out of the barber's and into Horace's gay club where rehearsals are taking place for the night's show. The first thing Brian sees is Mathew......stark bollock naked except for a pot plant that was strapped to his head.
Brian- ''MATHEW!?!''
Mathew- ''Brian?!''
Sully- ''That's right Brian. Mathew is a big fat homosexual stripper, Coleen is shagging Jake, and I am a sixteenth century English nightmare! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!''
Brian runs screaming from the town and dissapears into the sunset
Sully- ''HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.....Oh shit! I forgot to beat him before I let him go!''