A/N- OK, me and Cheggers are in GCSE computer class and I'm going to get
her to generate some ideas so that I can write the next chapter to Dr
Quinn. Hopefully, it should appear below before too long, but this may take
a little longer than expected, because Cheggers has gotten all excited over
the fact that Sean Bean has gotten his ugly mug into the Moby video- We Are
All Made of Stars. She was heard to quote- ''He looks just like James Dean,
but, you know..........sexier.''
(Cheggers punches The Evenstar in the head and takes obver the computer)
Cheggers- I love Sean Bean! Woo-Hoo! I had just have to express my love through The Evenstar's author notes!
(The Evenstar re-appears)
Evenstar- That little outburst roughly translates into- ''I love Sean Bean. I want to marry him, have his babies, die in his arms and live with him in heaven forver.''
(Cheggers is in denial)
Reviews are, as usual, welcomed with great big bear hugs. Any advise for Cheggers about how to deal with her Sean Bean obsession will also be brilliant, as it's starting to annoy me after, like, 4 months
On with the story........
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Chapter 3- Mathew Gets the Chop
Welcome back to the sleepy backwater town of Colarado Springs (or whatever it's called) which isn't actually very sleepy anymore. Horace is enjoying renound success with his strip club, Sully is still convinced that he's a 19th century Englishman, Coleen is still bumping uglies with Jake, Brian is still A.W.O.L, and the Doc has been forced (by Sully) to close the practise because she isn't being ladylike enough apparently......
Scene opens in Horace's strip club one night. Mathew is pole dancing for Mr Bray, Jake and the Vicar (who has come out as a Satanist), and Horace is stood at the bar sniffing $100 bills. Dr Quinn is at home baking cakes for Sully (she's a homemaker)
Mr Bray- ''You sure get your money's worth out of Mathew. He's a $5 special this week.'
Vicar- ''It's amazing all the things I've missed, just by being a vicar! I think I'll go out and murder someone tonight.''
Jake- ''Good for you. It'll keep this town's bad-ass standards up.''
Mr Bray- ''To right.''
Horace- ''Any of you boys seen Sully?''
Mathew stops dancing to I Want You Bad by The Offspring
Mathew- ''He's at home.''
Horace- ''Shut your hole boy! I don't pay you 2p an hour just to stand there and yap, now get dancing.''
Mathew- ''But-''
Horace- ''Don't make me get the whip Mathew.''
Mathew starts dancing again
After a few more minutes of pointless dancing, the doors of the club flew open and Doctor Quinn was stood in the doorway carrying bin bags full of clothes, and carrying Coleen under one arm. After a few seconds, Sully appears behinf her, gasping for breath
Sully- ''Now (pant) look hear (pant) you cannot (pant) leave me in that house alone (pant).''
Dr Quinn- ''I'm sick of my life Sully! I'm taking Coleen and Mathew and moving to the city to start a new life. If I bump into Brian along the way, I'll take him too. Mathew! Get your stuff, we've leaving, and for god's sake boy put some clothes on.''
Mathew- ''Yes ma'am.''
(he scuttles off)
Sully- ''But darling! How will I survive? I don't know how to make meals or wash clothes. I am incapable!''
Dr Quinn- ''Sorry Sully. Your on your own, and another thing.....I'm filing for divorce!''
Horace- ''Bloody hell it's all happening!''
Mathew appears (clothed) carrying his bag and wearing his cowboy hat
Dr Quinn- ''Lets go!''
They begin to walk out, but Mr Bray blocks their path
Mr Bray- ''Oh no. Your not going anywhere young lady. Your going to go home and make Sully's meals and cook for him.''
Just when Dr Quinn thought she would never escape the wrath of Sully, a side wall of the gay club collapses and Cheggers and Sean Bean drive into the club in a Cadillac, almost killing the vicar and Jake
Jake- ''But Coleen! I thought you loved me?!''
Coleen- ''I do!''
Dr Quinn- ''No you don't! And YOU Jake, will be hearing from my lawyer!''
Jake- ''Oh shite.''
Now that Cheggers and Sean Bean have created a diversion, Dr Quinn, Mathew and Coleen make their escape from the gay club and jump into a carraige that's headed for Boston.
Sully and the others look out of the gay club just in time to see the carraige and the cadillac dissapear into the horizon........
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Gasp! A cliffhanger! What in the name of Brian's buck-teeth will happen?
Will Sully be able to cope? Or Jake for that matter, without a woman around the house? Where will Dr Quinn, Mathew and Coleen go when they get to Boston? WILL THEY FIND BRIAN?????!!!!!!!
All these questions (and more) answered in the next chapter of Doctor Quinn Has A Mental Breakdown.........
(Please R & R)
(Cheggers punches The Evenstar in the head and takes obver the computer)
Cheggers- I love Sean Bean! Woo-Hoo! I had just have to express my love through The Evenstar's author notes!
(The Evenstar re-appears)
Evenstar- That little outburst roughly translates into- ''I love Sean Bean. I want to marry him, have his babies, die in his arms and live with him in heaven forver.''
(Cheggers is in denial)
Reviews are, as usual, welcomed with great big bear hugs. Any advise for Cheggers about how to deal with her Sean Bean obsession will also be brilliant, as it's starting to annoy me after, like, 4 months
On with the story........
*********************************************************************
Chapter 3- Mathew Gets the Chop
Welcome back to the sleepy backwater town of Colarado Springs (or whatever it's called) which isn't actually very sleepy anymore. Horace is enjoying renound success with his strip club, Sully is still convinced that he's a 19th century Englishman, Coleen is still bumping uglies with Jake, Brian is still A.W.O.L, and the Doc has been forced (by Sully) to close the practise because she isn't being ladylike enough apparently......
Scene opens in Horace's strip club one night. Mathew is pole dancing for Mr Bray, Jake and the Vicar (who has come out as a Satanist), and Horace is stood at the bar sniffing $100 bills. Dr Quinn is at home baking cakes for Sully (she's a homemaker)
Mr Bray- ''You sure get your money's worth out of Mathew. He's a $5 special this week.'
Vicar- ''It's amazing all the things I've missed, just by being a vicar! I think I'll go out and murder someone tonight.''
Jake- ''Good for you. It'll keep this town's bad-ass standards up.''
Mr Bray- ''To right.''
Horace- ''Any of you boys seen Sully?''
Mathew stops dancing to I Want You Bad by The Offspring
Mathew- ''He's at home.''
Horace- ''Shut your hole boy! I don't pay you 2p an hour just to stand there and yap, now get dancing.''
Mathew- ''But-''
Horace- ''Don't make me get the whip Mathew.''
Mathew starts dancing again
After a few more minutes of pointless dancing, the doors of the club flew open and Doctor Quinn was stood in the doorway carrying bin bags full of clothes, and carrying Coleen under one arm. After a few seconds, Sully appears behinf her, gasping for breath
Sully- ''Now (pant) look hear (pant) you cannot (pant) leave me in that house alone (pant).''
Dr Quinn- ''I'm sick of my life Sully! I'm taking Coleen and Mathew and moving to the city to start a new life. If I bump into Brian along the way, I'll take him too. Mathew! Get your stuff, we've leaving, and for god's sake boy put some clothes on.''
Mathew- ''Yes ma'am.''
(he scuttles off)
Sully- ''But darling! How will I survive? I don't know how to make meals or wash clothes. I am incapable!''
Dr Quinn- ''Sorry Sully. Your on your own, and another thing.....I'm filing for divorce!''
Horace- ''Bloody hell it's all happening!''
Mathew appears (clothed) carrying his bag and wearing his cowboy hat
Dr Quinn- ''Lets go!''
They begin to walk out, but Mr Bray blocks their path
Mr Bray- ''Oh no. Your not going anywhere young lady. Your going to go home and make Sully's meals and cook for him.''
Just when Dr Quinn thought she would never escape the wrath of Sully, a side wall of the gay club collapses and Cheggers and Sean Bean drive into the club in a Cadillac, almost killing the vicar and Jake
Jake- ''But Coleen! I thought you loved me?!''
Coleen- ''I do!''
Dr Quinn- ''No you don't! And YOU Jake, will be hearing from my lawyer!''
Jake- ''Oh shite.''
Now that Cheggers and Sean Bean have created a diversion, Dr Quinn, Mathew and Coleen make their escape from the gay club and jump into a carraige that's headed for Boston.
Sully and the others look out of the gay club just in time to see the carraige and the cadillac dissapear into the horizon........
*********************************************************************
Gasp! A cliffhanger! What in the name of Brian's buck-teeth will happen?
Will Sully be able to cope? Or Jake for that matter, without a woman around the house? Where will Dr Quinn, Mathew and Coleen go when they get to Boston? WILL THEY FIND BRIAN?????!!!!!!!
All these questions (and more) answered in the next chapter of Doctor Quinn Has A Mental Breakdown.........
(Please R & R)