A/N- Some people love this- some people hate it.....but more people love it
than hate it so I'm going to carry on writing....MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
Chapter 4- The Long Road to Boston
Dr Mike realised about five minutes into the journey that it was a MAJOR mistake to try and bring Coleen to Boston against her will. Mathew wasn't arsed either way. He'd gotten away from Horace's House of Hard-On's and that's all that mattered.
Coleen- ''When are we going back?
Dr Quinn- ''We're not going back Coleen! Mathew, look at that map again. I'm sure we've taken a wrong turning somewhere...''
Mathew- ''Hmm........this isn't a real map. It's one of Brian's joke maps out of his Cornflakes.''
Dr- ''Son of a ******!''
Mathew- ''OK, OK. Calm down. We're stuck in the middle of nowhere, it's boiling hot, and the horse is about to drop dead............we're screwed.''
Coleen- ''Hate to say I told you so, BUT-''
Dr- ''Be quiet! I'll have none of your lip! I'm sick of you kids. I never wanted you, you know. I never wanted any of you. But your Mother didn't think of what was going to happen to you when she selfishly died, did she?! I was going to have a life! A LIFE!''
Mathew and Coleen just stare at Doctor Mike, dumbstruck (A/N- Doctor Quinn's Mental Breakdown starts here!)
Mathew- ''Er.....right. Maybe we should stop for a rest?''
Coleen- ''Good idea.''
Mathew and Coleen get out of the cart. Mathew builds a fire and Coleen makes something to eat. Dr Quinn refuses to leave the cart however, so they leave her there. They eventually fall asleep. Mathew wakes up at some ungodly hour and discovers that Dr Mike is whittling a stick with a penknife, and mumbling-
Dr Mike- ''Everythings gonna be ALLLLLRIIIIGGGGHHHHHHT. The Moon is green and all he cows are dead, but everything will be ALLLLLLLRRRRIIIIGHHHHT.....oh yes. I'm a good doctor, Sully loves me, Brian's a good boy....''
Mathew- ''Erm.....Coleen?''
Coleen- ''What?''
Mathew- ''Is she going mental?''
Coleen- ''We all are.''
Coleen picks up a bottle of water and throws it over Dr Quinn
Coleen-''Snap out of it!''
Chapter 4- The Long Road to Boston
Dr Mike realised about five minutes into the journey that it was a MAJOR mistake to try and bring Coleen to Boston against her will. Mathew wasn't arsed either way. He'd gotten away from Horace's House of Hard-On's and that's all that mattered.
Coleen- ''When are we going back?
Dr Quinn- ''We're not going back Coleen! Mathew, look at that map again. I'm sure we've taken a wrong turning somewhere...''
Mathew- ''Hmm........this isn't a real map. It's one of Brian's joke maps out of his Cornflakes.''
Dr- ''Son of a ******!''
Mathew- ''OK, OK. Calm down. We're stuck in the middle of nowhere, it's boiling hot, and the horse is about to drop dead............we're screwed.''
Coleen- ''Hate to say I told you so, BUT-''
Dr- ''Be quiet! I'll have none of your lip! I'm sick of you kids. I never wanted you, you know. I never wanted any of you. But your Mother didn't think of what was going to happen to you when she selfishly died, did she?! I was going to have a life! A LIFE!''
Mathew and Coleen just stare at Doctor Mike, dumbstruck (A/N- Doctor Quinn's Mental Breakdown starts here!)
Mathew- ''Er.....right. Maybe we should stop for a rest?''
Coleen- ''Good idea.''
Mathew and Coleen get out of the cart. Mathew builds a fire and Coleen makes something to eat. Dr Quinn refuses to leave the cart however, so they leave her there. They eventually fall asleep. Mathew wakes up at some ungodly hour and discovers that Dr Mike is whittling a stick with a penknife, and mumbling-
Dr Mike- ''Everythings gonna be ALLLLLRIIIIGGGGHHHHHHT. The Moon is green and all he cows are dead, but everything will be ALLLLLLLRRRRIIIIGHHHHT.....oh yes. I'm a good doctor, Sully loves me, Brian's a good boy....''
Mathew- ''Erm.....Coleen?''
Coleen- ''What?''
Mathew- ''Is she going mental?''
Coleen- ''We all are.''
Coleen picks up a bottle of water and throws it over Dr Quinn
Coleen-''Snap out of it!''