Will It Be Us?
I don't own the original song (Barenaked Ladies) nor do I own the characters implied within this parody (JK Rowling). But if JK wanted to give them to me for my birthday, I wouldn't object.
I met you
On the train in our first year
And I thought you
Were a pain in the rear
Saved your life
Made you cry
Played some chess
And almost died
Will it be us?
Will it be us?
Will it be us, at all?
Second year
You looked in a snake's eyes
And I fought spiders
'Cause you were Petrified
Snape and Sprout, they
Woke you up
And I knew I
Was in love
Will it be us?
Will it be us?
Will it be us, at all?
And then you got that stupid cat
And then I thought it ate my rat
And then you saved a killer's soul
So I woke up and said
Will it be us?
Will it be us?
Will it be us, at all?
Stupid Ball
I wanted to be your date
But Krum asked first
And I got there too late
Asked to go
Sounded bad
But you're cute
When you're mad
Will it be us?
Will it be us?
Will it be us, at all?