Disclaimer: I don't own anything even myself, and yes me and my sister do
talk like this, and if any of you are offended don't blaim me, you didn't
have to read
Robert: I'm hingry.
Terri:*looks away from screen long enough to get Raziel killed by Kain*Whts hingry meen?
Robert:Oh, that's the authors fault, I met hungry.
Terri: I figured as much.*looks back at screen* Damn it!!!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!No. that aint gawd damn fair!!!!!!!!!!I just almost beat the game for the first time!!!!!!!!!! Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly**dun, dun, dunn**the phone rings.
Terri grabs the phone, and says: Hello, this is the daughter of Satan, may I ask who's calling.
Person on the phone: Do you like Scary Movies.
Terri: Fuck off, ass breath.*hangs up phone**
*guy at the movie theatre*I just wanted to give her a servay.
But wait, the phone rings again.
::ring:ring::
Robert picks up the phone.
Robert: Hey, Damien your boyfriends on the phone
*Terri is heard laughing in the background*
Damien:*looks up from play girl magazine*Roger!! I mean I don't have a boyfriend, but put 'em on any way.
Terri: Hey that magazines mine, where'd you get it.
Damien:*ignoring Terri* No
Damien: Yeah
Damien: Okay, sure, Luv ya bye.
Robert: Did I just hear what I thought I heard?
Terri: I think you did, here*tosses Damien anime playgirl* you can have it I got this months issue with Vincent Valentine, anyways.
Damien: *gasps*Not fair! Oh well.*sighs* This one has the poster of SSJ Vegeta training anyways.
Terri: That one may but my friend Danielle has the life size poster of that.
Damien:*scowls and walks away muttering incoherent profanities.*
Robert: Tell Rogers sister that I say hi.
**Phone rings again.** Terri picks up the phone.
Terri: What the hell do you want ass breath!
Person: Who is this?
Terri: Terri.
Person: Oh, wrong number sorry, bye.
Terri: Bye.*mutters*ass breath.
Robert: Hey, you should've been more polite.
Terri: Yeah, right.
Immediatly Robert and Terri start laughing. Even Damien stops drooling over the magazine long enough to get in a few ha's.
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Robert: I'm hingry.
Terri:*looks away from screen long enough to get Raziel killed by Kain*Whts hingry meen?
Robert:Oh, that's the authors fault, I met hungry.
Terri: I figured as much.*looks back at screen* Damn it!!!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!No. that aint gawd damn fair!!!!!!!!!!I just almost beat the game for the first time!!!!!!!!!! Fuck this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly**dun, dun, dunn**the phone rings.
Terri grabs the phone, and says: Hello, this is the daughter of Satan, may I ask who's calling.
Person on the phone: Do you like Scary Movies.
Terri: Fuck off, ass breath.*hangs up phone**
*guy at the movie theatre*I just wanted to give her a servay.
But wait, the phone rings again.
::ring:ring::
Robert picks up the phone.
Robert: Hey, Damien your boyfriends on the phone
*Terri is heard laughing in the background*
Damien:*looks up from play girl magazine*Roger!! I mean I don't have a boyfriend, but put 'em on any way.
Terri: Hey that magazines mine, where'd you get it.
Damien:*ignoring Terri* No
Damien: Yeah
Damien: Okay, sure, Luv ya bye.
Robert: Did I just hear what I thought I heard?
Terri: I think you did, here*tosses Damien anime playgirl* you can have it I got this months issue with Vincent Valentine, anyways.
Damien: *gasps*Not fair! Oh well.*sighs* This one has the poster of SSJ Vegeta training anyways.
Terri: That one may but my friend Danielle has the life size poster of that.
Damien:*scowls and walks away muttering incoherent profanities.*
Robert: Tell Rogers sister that I say hi.
**Phone rings again.** Terri picks up the phone.
Terri: What the hell do you want ass breath!
Person: Who is this?
Terri: Terri.
Person: Oh, wrong number sorry, bye.
Terri: Bye.*mutters*ass breath.
Robert: Hey, you should've been more polite.
Terri: Yeah, right.
Immediatly Robert and Terri start laughing. Even Damien stops drooling over the magazine long enough to get in a few ha's.
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Will Damien ever stop being gay? Will I ever get to the Soul Reaver part?
Find out these and many more next time on Nosgothic.