1 Things Han Solo would never say





Hey Imperials, I'm over here. Shoot me!!!

Chewie, you take Leia and go back to the ship, I'll stay here with C3P0 to keep him company.

Luke, can I ask you a question about love?



I am Indiana Jones!!!

Crack that whip, licorice whip!!!

Leia, I want to marry you and her so I'll marry both!!

I am going to strafe that cluster of 5 Imperial Star Destroyers. I might die. Bye Bye.

Wedge, I love you!

Leia, you are the ugliest woman in the world.

Luke, you don't need to do me a favor for saving your life and the battle. I don't hold friends to that principle.

Millennium Falcon. 0 to 200,000,000,000,000 in 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 seconds. Oh yeah.

Yes Master C3P0!!