Things Darth Vader Would Never Say

Forget you Emperor, I'm using the force as a lawyer!

Luke, I am your mother!!

Yum, this blue lightning tastes like chicken!!!

I'm going to be a clown! My force powers will help me make balloon animals!!

Use the Swartz!!

I am Dark Helmet.

I am Batman!!!!

Chewy, pass me a beer.

Hey, Rebel Boy, get on this staircase they'll edit out later and pretend that I'm crushing your windpipe!!

Lets see if I can still podrace. Crash. Guess not. Owwww.