Things Qui-Gon Jinn Would Never Say



Obi-wan, I will die soon. I'm depressed get me a 500 pack of beer.

We are so stupid, who has dashes in their names??

I don't like green lightsabers, they're out of style.

Hold it Maul, lets get along. Pass me the suntan lotion.

Obi-wan, kill the kid.

Master Yoda, one thing. @#$@ you!!!!

I'm going to jump off the skyscraper. Yippe!!!