Jerry enters the stage through the left and walks over to the mike.
"Hey, don't ya just hate it when your car breaks down? You go over to
the gas station and they say they'll do the job. So you go to the cafe
get a bite to eat and you return. But when that does happen, the guy's
chargin ya twice the original price! You cant complain, cause if ya do,
he'll spray wax in your eyes and beat you with a spanner!''
The word 'Sienfeld' appears and we go to George's apartment.
There is a women sitting on his bed, watching tv and eating popcorn,
she can hear George screaming,
"Ouch! My leg! My damn leg! OW!" and a loud crash.
"George, you ok?"
"Yeah, yeah im fine!" At this he walks out with shaving cream on his hands,
and a banana in his mouth. The women blinks a few times and George explains
to her he needs some time, she understands and leaves.
Next day:
George and Jerry are sitting in the coffee shop eating sandwiches,
"Jerry, i gotta tell ya: it aint working!"
"You mean your phone?"
"NO! MY..."
"You think its the cheetos?"
"What, my breath smells?"
"No isnt" JErry starts
"HELL NO!" George screams, i just think my relationship with her is
kaput!"
"Why do you think that?" Jerry inquires.
"Well, i dont feel any emotions towards her!"
"you my friend" Jerry takes a bite of his sandwich, "are" he smirks,
"Gay!" He finishes.
"Gay?! No way, you happen to be looking at a sex machine, they asked
me if i could jon the Baywatch crew!"
"They say only gay guys are cute..."
"Go to hell" George mutters some rude words under his breath.
Jerry's apartment:
Jerry: Im telling ya Elaine, he told me himself!
Elaine: YOu think he's gay?
Jerry: Can you fix him?
Elaine: watch.
Elaine walks over to Kramer's apartment and starts dancing
Kramer: Hubba hubba, come to Cosmo!
A slap is heard and Elaine returns.
Jerry: You can fix him.
George walks in,
George: Hey, watcha talking about?
Jerry: Here's the man himself!
To be continued...
"Hey, don't ya just hate it when your car breaks down? You go over to
the gas station and they say they'll do the job. So you go to the cafe
get a bite to eat and you return. But when that does happen, the guy's
chargin ya twice the original price! You cant complain, cause if ya do,
he'll spray wax in your eyes and beat you with a spanner!''
The word 'Sienfeld' appears and we go to George's apartment.
There is a women sitting on his bed, watching tv and eating popcorn,
she can hear George screaming,
"Ouch! My leg! My damn leg! OW!" and a loud crash.
"George, you ok?"
"Yeah, yeah im fine!" At this he walks out with shaving cream on his hands,
and a banana in his mouth. The women blinks a few times and George explains
to her he needs some time, she understands and leaves.
Next day:
George and Jerry are sitting in the coffee shop eating sandwiches,
"Jerry, i gotta tell ya: it aint working!"
"You mean your phone?"
"NO! MY..."
"You think its the cheetos?"
"What, my breath smells?"
"No isnt" JErry starts
"HELL NO!" George screams, i just think my relationship with her is
kaput!"
"Why do you think that?" Jerry inquires.
"Well, i dont feel any emotions towards her!"
"you my friend" Jerry takes a bite of his sandwich, "are" he smirks,
"Gay!" He finishes.
"Gay?! No way, you happen to be looking at a sex machine, they asked
me if i could jon the Baywatch crew!"
"They say only gay guys are cute..."
"Go to hell" George mutters some rude words under his breath.
Jerry's apartment:
Jerry: Im telling ya Elaine, he told me himself!
Elaine: YOu think he's gay?
Jerry: Can you fix him?
Elaine: watch.
Elaine walks over to Kramer's apartment and starts dancing
Kramer: Hubba hubba, come to Cosmo!
A slap is heard and Elaine returns.
Jerry: You can fix him.
George walks in,
George: Hey, watcha talking about?
Jerry: Here's the man himself!
To be continued...