A/N: In this story, Lex is a senior at Smallville High. Just because it meks it easier on me, and really, shouldn't that be what everything in life is about?





* TRAILER *



NARRATOR:



Clark Kent had a wonderful summer in Metropolis before he started his first year of high school, filled with romance. He met a young man named Lex, and had the time of his life, but eventually had to return to Smallville, Kansas…

…But wait! Now Lex is in Smallville, too, but why isn't he happy to see Clark? Can't they just pick up where they left off? Not if Lex is too concerned about his 'hetero' image as leader of the "Crows." What's a love- sick farm boy to do but enlist the help of the "Green Girls," Chloe and Lana? But they've got their own problems as Lana drops out of school to start her meteor-based cosmetics line and Chloe may be in the family way with Whitney Fordman's love child! And on top of that…EVERYONE is singing!!!



What's that…on fanfiction.net…It's a parody…It's a musical…It's…



GREASY!



(Smallville as Grease)



Clark – Sandy

Lex – Danny

Chloe – Rizzo

Pete – Teen Angel/Vince Fontaine

Lana – Frenchy

Whitney – Kenickie



Oh….the possibilities…..



"A hickey from da' Whitney's like a Hallmark card…."



COMING SOON!