TITLE: Early Morning
AUTHOR: Asgard
RATING: G
CATEGORY: Humour
PAIRING: None
SEASON: Take your pick!
SPOILERS: None!
DISCLAIMER: Not mine! Need I say more?
A/N: Okay, this is just a stupid little fic that I dreamed, so if you can't make sense out of it, it's not my fault 'cause my dreams never make sense. Woo! I just decided to type it up. In real life I used to get up at 06:30 to watch Stargate, which I presume is where the dream came from. (Okay, so I'm sad, you don't need to make comments!) Enjoy. Please review!
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Half past six. Another morning, another school day, another nightmare. But before that, Stargate!
Zoe led awake waiting patiently for the click of her stereo alarm to go off, and jumped up to turn it off before any sound came out of it. She switched on the TV, grabbed the remote and climbed back into bed. Today's episode: Window of Opportunity. Just like yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that, and the day before that…
Zoe kept the volume down so as not to wake anyone, and settled down to watch her favourite episode for the fifty-somethingth time. Just as she was getting into it, there was a gust of air through the room and the curtains by the window shook. Two figures emerged from behind the curtain. The first one spoke.
"Right, Daniel? Where do we start?"
"Actually, Jack, I don't think this is P3X…"
"So?" Jack interrupted.
Daniel shrugged. "Yeah I guess…"
"OOOH! SCIENCE!!" Yelled Jack, and sat down at Zoe's desk in the corner of the room, staring at her science homework. He read out the first line. "Acid plus alkaline hydroxide solution equals. Ooh I know this one!!" Jack pushed a pile of messiness out of his way and grabbed a pen and began to write. " Acid plus alkaline hydroxide solution equals big boom."
Daniel was leaning over Jack's shoulder trying to get a better view of the paper. "Uh, Jack I don't think that's right."
"Shut up, Daniel" was the only reply. Daniel pulled the page out from under Jack's nose and looked at it, keeping it out of Jack's grabbing hands.
By this time, Zoe was getting rather annoyed at the intrusion and turned up the volume on the TV. Jack responded by glaring at her. Zoe glared back and Jack quickly looked away and shut up. "You know, Jack, I think I'm gonna take this for Sam, she might find it terribly challenging." Jack hit Daniel around the back of the head.
"Don't be stupid! She's got enough to deal with without you messing her up. That met a confused stare from Daniel, and Jack pulled the page back.
"Hey! That's mine!" yelled Daniel.
Zoe's glares weren't working anymore, so she turned the volume up again. Jack and Daniel continued arguing as the volume slowly moved to full blast. When the two men could no longer hear each other's insults, Jack spun around and looked at the TV, then at Zoe, yelling as loud as he could, "FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD WILL YA TURN THAT DAMNED THING OFF?!"
A/N: It's crazy, I know, but review if you like. Thanks!