Don't want to read the entire fanfic? Well, this sums it up in about 60 seconds!
Chrono Trigger
Wake up Crono, the game can't start without you!
I'm going to bump into to you now! Find my pendant!
Candy! Singing Robots! *giggle*
Try my lethal invention!
Huh? My pendent? *pop*
Go save her!
*giggle* I feel weird.... BANG!
Look, cannibal nuns!
Lower thine guard and thou art letting the enemy in
Ick! A frog!
Save the Queen!
I'm back! *giggle*
I hath disgraced thee *ribbit*
Off with his head!
Your innocent!
In that case.... Off with his head!
Screw you dad, I'm leaving!
This place is so advanced.... *Twilight Zone Theme*
Hello, I'm Robo, Human Cyborg relations.
Ohhhh... a shiny red button!
*LAVOS THEME PLAYS*
We're all gonna die! *giggle* Let's change history!
CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!
Hey, a pimp at the end of time.
I am the Master of War!
Go kill Magus!
I'm the wind! Wooosh!
Fighting GOOD!
Let's party! Drink soup!
Reptites! RUN AWAY
We got the Masamune!
I cannot face mine past.
(Wayne's World flash back wiggle)
C- Glenn.
G - Cyrus.
C - Magus!?!
M - Cyrus.
G - Magus...!
M - Glenn...
C- Magus!
M - Cyrus!
*fizzle*
G - CYRUS!
M - Glenn!
*ribbit*
(end flashback)
I shall avenge thee!
*Wizard of Oz "oh ee oh" music*
I'm a guy!
No way!
Way!
Ozzie's in a pickle...
The dark wind howls...
DIETH!
*clank*
Oh no! The summoning of Lavos caused a spacel time rift resulting in a massive overload of opposite Gate properties!
Huh?
Where all screwed.
Oh....Ahhhhhhh! *giggle*
Fighting Good!
Humans suck! Tyrano, eat them!
*Pathetic roar*
Lavos is falling to the earth. (Who'd a thunk it?)
Look, A floating island in the ice age!
One of you will soon parish.
Ohhh...foreshadowing!
I shall rule the world!
Oh yeah?
Yeah! Die!
Mother no!
Nus are swell. Take my time machine!
88 miles an hour at 1.28 Gigawatts?! Great Scott!
*Wooooosh!*
I have come to kill you Lavos! *bang bang* darn.
Crono no!
*die*
I'm so sad.... *giggle*
Fighting good!
Time for mini quests!
Cronos Okay!
Hurray!
Insert final battle sequence.
*Lavos Scream*
We saved the world, let's get drunk!
It's Hottie Glenn!
*giggle*
The End
Next up, Chrono Cross!
Serge, make me a necklace from the bloody scales of dead lizards!
Hey, another world!
Oi!
Bob joins your party!
*fade out*
Chrono Trigger
Wake up Crono, the game can't start without you!
I'm going to bump into to you now! Find my pendant!
Candy! Singing Robots! *giggle*
Try my lethal invention!
Huh? My pendent? *pop*
Go save her!
*giggle* I feel weird.... BANG!
Look, cannibal nuns!
Lower thine guard and thou art letting the enemy in
Ick! A frog!
Save the Queen!
I'm back! *giggle*
I hath disgraced thee *ribbit*
Off with his head!
Your innocent!
In that case.... Off with his head!
Screw you dad, I'm leaving!
This place is so advanced.... *Twilight Zone Theme*
Hello, I'm Robo, Human Cyborg relations.
Ohhhh... a shiny red button!
*LAVOS THEME PLAYS*
We're all gonna die! *giggle* Let's change history!
CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!
Hey, a pimp at the end of time.
I am the Master of War!
Go kill Magus!
I'm the wind! Wooosh!
Fighting GOOD!
Let's party! Drink soup!
Reptites! RUN AWAY
We got the Masamune!
I cannot face mine past.
(Wayne's World flash back wiggle)
C- Glenn.
G - Cyrus.
C - Magus!?!
M - Cyrus.
G - Magus...!
M - Glenn...
C- Magus!
M - Cyrus!
*fizzle*
G - CYRUS!
M - Glenn!
*ribbit*
(end flashback)
I shall avenge thee!
*Wizard of Oz "oh ee oh" music*
I'm a guy!
No way!
Way!
Ozzie's in a pickle...
The dark wind howls...
DIETH!
*clank*
Oh no! The summoning of Lavos caused a spacel time rift resulting in a massive overload of opposite Gate properties!
Huh?
Where all screwed.
Oh....Ahhhhhhh! *giggle*
Fighting Good!
Humans suck! Tyrano, eat them!
*Pathetic roar*
Lavos is falling to the earth. (Who'd a thunk it?)
Look, A floating island in the ice age!
One of you will soon parish.
Ohhh...foreshadowing!
I shall rule the world!
Oh yeah?
Yeah! Die!
Mother no!
Nus are swell. Take my time machine!
88 miles an hour at 1.28 Gigawatts?! Great Scott!
*Wooooosh!*
I have come to kill you Lavos! *bang bang* darn.
Crono no!
*die*
I'm so sad.... *giggle*
Fighting good!
Time for mini quests!
Cronos Okay!
Hurray!
Insert final battle sequence.
*Lavos Scream*
We saved the world, let's get drunk!
It's Hottie Glenn!
*giggle*
The End
Next up, Chrono Cross!
Serge, make me a necklace from the bloody scales of dead lizards!
Hey, another world!
Oi!
Bob joins your party!
*fade out*