**Disclaimer** Gundam Wing is in no way credited to me. I'm just a hopeless fan. So don't sue me for I am poor. ^^;;

Grocery Shopping

Trowa: We're out of food, guys. We need to restock. I'm going to the store now, so anyone who wants to join me can.

Duo: I'M COMING!!!

Trowa: Please don't cause any trouble, Duo...

Duo: *gives a sly grin* What trouble? I'm no trouble...

Trowa: *rolls eyes* Please... you're nearly the epitome of trouble.

Duo: *looks innocent* I'll be good! I promise!

Trowa: Fine, fine... Anyone else care to join?

Heero: *shrugs* Why not?

Quatre: Sure! *smiles warmly*

Wufei: Grocery shopping is onna work... *scowls*

Trowa: *shrugs* Then stay.

Wufei: Pick me up some more hair elastics...

Quatre: You just bought some last week! Where'd they all go?

Heero: He broke half of them trying to get his ponytail so tight...

Trowa: Why don't you just come? You always complain that we buy the wrong thing...

Wufei: Fine. *scowls*

All: *hop in car and drive off to the grocery store*

~At The Grocery Store

Quatre: *scrutinizes the grocery list*

Trowa: *selects a cart and starts down the produce section*

Heero: *follows everyone else and looks around, not looking for anything in particular*

Wufei: *heads off to find his hair elastics*

Duo: Alright! Carts! *grabs a cart and starts zipping down the aisles* WEEEE!!!

Trowa: //_-;; I knew it...

Quatre: *shakes head*

Heero: *considers purchasing some Power Bars...*

Trowa: Duo, you promised you'd be good...

Duo: What are ya talking about? I AM being good... ^_^

Trowa: *sighs* Stop messing with the carts.

Duo: Ohhh, that. Ok, ok...

Quatre: *searches for some decent apples*

Heero: *messes with the toy guns*

Wufei: *reads hair elastic labels* "No clasp, no snags" or "Classic elastics"? *blinks*

Trowa: *begins piling in cereal, cookies, chips, soda... into cart*

Quatre: Trowa! We need healthy stuff too! Vegetables, fruit, meats... *starts putting back some of the junk food*

Heero: *tries to decide on Chicken or Shrimp Ramen...*

Trowa: *sighs* Fine, Quatre, but the marshmallows stay!

Quatre: Ok. ^_^

Duo: I want ice cream!!!

Quatre: Ok, Duo. Ice cream it is.

Duo: Woohoo!!! *sits in cart and is pushed by Trowa*

Trowa: Duo, get out of the cart. We can't put food in it if you're taking up all the space.

Duo: Giddyup! WOOWEE!!! *grabs a toy horse nearby* Ride 'em cowboy! *opens the lima beans and starts 'shooting' them* Bang bang!

Trowa: //_-;; Oh, boy... Get out of the cart, Duo. NOW!

Duo: Geez, ok. Mr. Serious, I'm only trying to have a little fun... Phooey.

Trowa: More like trying to get us kicked out. :-/

Duo: *gets out of cart and starts running down the aisles screaming* SHINIGAMI IS BACK FROM HELL!!! MUH HAHAHA!!! *psychotic, evil glare in eye*

Child nearby: *starts to cry* Mommy, that man scares me!

Mother of child: It's ok, sweetie... *moves child away from Duo* *whacks Duo with her purse* You should be ashamed of yourself! *walks away annoyed*

Duo: Ow... *rubs back of head* *joins the other guys*

Quatre: Oh, Duo...

Duo: What? What'd I do?

Trowa: Serves you right...

Heero: Hn...

Duo: I didn't hurt the kid, just scared him a bit, that's all. *grins*

Trowa: Yeah yeah...

Heero: *finally decides on the Shrimp ramen* I'm ready to leave whenever you guys are done. I'll go find Wufei... *walks off*

Quatre: Alright. We're almost done anyway. *checks list* All we need now is milk and bread.

Duo: I'll get the bread!!! *runs off*

Trowa: Good Lord, watch him come back with donuts... //_-;;

Quatre: Duo knows what bread looks like... I think. ^_^;;

Duo: *comes back with bread* I didn't know whether to get wheat or white, so I got both. ^_^

Quatre: See? I told you he could do it. ^_^ *grabs a gallon of milk*

Duo: Do what?

Trowa: Nothing.

Heero: I found Wufei... ready to go now?

Quatre: Yeah. Let's pay. *gets in line*

Wufei: I've had enough of this place... don't even have the elastics I use... *scowls*

Duo: Oh, I need some more gum! *grabs like 10 packs of Bubblicious*

Quatre: Duo, that's way too much gum. One pack is enough.

Duo: No it's not! I like to blow BIG bubbles...

Trowa: //_-;;

Quatre: Fine, two packs. But no more. We're on a tight budget. *pays cashier*

Cashier: Have a nice day! ^_^

Quatre: You too! ^_^ Help with the bags, guys...

All: *pick up a few bags* *load bags into car*

Duo: *shuts trunk*

All: *pile into car*

Groceries: *start flying out the trunk...*

Trowa: *hears a splatter* What was that?

Heero: *shrugs* I dunno.

Wufei: Hn...

Duo: *turns around* Hey! All our groceries are flying out of the trunk!

Everyone to Duo: DUO!!!

Duo: ^_^;; Hey, guys, I must've not closed the trunk tight enough...

All: *look like they're about to strangle Duo...*

Duo: Umm... guys?

The End...? ^_^;;