It's the next day and the five students have arrived at a forest

Harry: OK we have a compass, a map, the cameras, food and water.

Hermione: OK the map says we go straight ahead.

Ron: What a load of crap we go to the right!

Lavender: What the hell are you talking about? You don't even have the map!

Ron: I know but I felt let out of the map plotting.

Malfloy: If Weasly guides us then we will be lost in 5 minutes!

Ron: I'm never wrong, now follow me!

Harry: Umm Ron the forest is this way…

Ron: Oh yeah!

Hermione: Well okay we go this way, I'm never wrong…

5 minutes later…

Lavender: Great were lost!

Malfloy: I think we were better off with Weasly guiding us!

Harry: Well we might as well eat.

Ron: Oh what the bloody hell? This stuff tastes like toilet paper!

Hermione: Ron that is the toilet paper…

Ron: Mmm tasty!

All give him strange looks

Ron: Oh well turn the camera off.

Lavender: Ron you're recording…

Ron: Right.

Malfloy: Well I guess we set up camp now…who's sleeping in what tent?

Lavender: Oh Draco…(gives suggesting pose) I can bunk with you…

Draco: Dear lord help me…