After a very ludicrous night (wow I've never used that word before) the
five students have been walking for 2 hours when someone finally breaks the
silence…
Lavender: Were going to die! I'm cold, I'm hungry, and I have no more makeup, dear god has the whole world gone mad!
Hermione slaps her upside her head…
Hermione: Pull yourself together, were no lost…we just don't know where we are…
Harry: Well give me the map, we have to be close to the port key.
Lavender: I don't have the map I thought Malfloy had it!
Malfloy: Oh the map, yeah well see (obviously panicking) it's in, well a man has his needs and I went over there, and ………………toilet paper!
Harry: What? You mean you…
Malfloy: I'm sorry, if it wasn't for Weasly eating the damn toilet paper I wouldn't had have to use it!
Ron: We're screwed!
Malfloy: I can go back and get it, I mean I'm pretty sure that half the forest is visible…
Harry: No way!
Hermione: OK, umm…the compass that's all we need …we're still okay.
Ron: Umm yeah about that…well you know those nice needles and shiny things, well I thought they were game pieces and I kinda…smasheditonarock…
Hermione: You what!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!
Ron: (being choked) I …think…we're…screwed!
Later that day…
Hermione: Ok I remember these trees…so I guess were going the right way…
Harry: Ooo that's good, the trees are reliable, they only look..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Before harry know what's happening he's fell down a steep hill……
Ron: Harry are you okay!?!!?!?!?!??!
Harry: Yeah, the ground broke my fall…holy crap, what the bloody hell?!
Just as the group finds a safe way down the hill Harry points out a strange assortment of sticks spelling the word "grease"…
Malfloy: What the hell is going on…
Lavender: Ahhh look at this!
The group comes up to a rock and it has some kind substance on it…
Hermione: Grease…
Ron: Oh calm down the "witch" won't do anything…
Distant voice: Yes I will….
Ron: No you won't…you don't have the guts…
DV: Just wait big red!
Harry: We're goners!
Hermione: Goodbye mum and dad!
Lavender: I can't die I'm too young and there is so much make-up I haven't put on…
Ron: So much candy I haven't eaten…
Malfloy: In the words of Weasly I think its now safe to say…"WE'RE SCREWED"!
Lavender: Were going to die! I'm cold, I'm hungry, and I have no more makeup, dear god has the whole world gone mad!
Hermione slaps her upside her head…
Hermione: Pull yourself together, were no lost…we just don't know where we are…
Harry: Well give me the map, we have to be close to the port key.
Lavender: I don't have the map I thought Malfloy had it!
Malfloy: Oh the map, yeah well see (obviously panicking) it's in, well a man has his needs and I went over there, and ………………toilet paper!
Harry: What? You mean you…
Malfloy: I'm sorry, if it wasn't for Weasly eating the damn toilet paper I wouldn't had have to use it!
Ron: We're screwed!
Malfloy: I can go back and get it, I mean I'm pretty sure that half the forest is visible…
Harry: No way!
Hermione: OK, umm…the compass that's all we need …we're still okay.
Ron: Umm yeah about that…well you know those nice needles and shiny things, well I thought they were game pieces and I kinda…smasheditonarock…
Hermione: You what!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll kill you!!!!!!!!!
Ron: (being choked) I …think…we're…screwed!
Later that day…
Hermione: Ok I remember these trees…so I guess were going the right way…
Harry: Ooo that's good, the trees are reliable, they only look..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Before harry know what's happening he's fell down a steep hill……
Ron: Harry are you okay!?!!?!?!?!??!
Harry: Yeah, the ground broke my fall…holy crap, what the bloody hell?!
Just as the group finds a safe way down the hill Harry points out a strange assortment of sticks spelling the word "grease"…
Malfloy: What the hell is going on…
Lavender: Ahhh look at this!
The group comes up to a rock and it has some kind substance on it…
Hermione: Grease…
Ron: Oh calm down the "witch" won't do anything…
Distant voice: Yes I will….
Ron: No you won't…you don't have the guts…
DV: Just wait big red!
Harry: We're goners!
Hermione: Goodbye mum and dad!
Lavender: I can't die I'm too young and there is so much make-up I haven't put on…
Ron: So much candy I haven't eaten…
Malfloy: In the words of Weasly I think its now safe to say…"WE'RE SCREWED"!