Chapter 4: Golem Galore
Then I tried to make a golem out of clay. It said I had to mold a piece of clay into a golem but I
couldn't find any. So I decided to go onto the next golem which was the Blood Golem.
It required me to get a hold of some blood. So I went on a killing spree and gathered a bowl full
of pigs, cows, pigeons, fallen, zombie, and corrupted Rogue blood. Before I could even begin
the ceremony that would make a blood Golem, the earth trembled and opened up. A bunch of
ghost came into our world followed by Diablo himself. Turns out that the blood that I mixed
together produced some portal which allowed those evil things from the great beyond, I mean
from hell to come into our world.
[[So it was you who brought Diablo into this world? I think you should hide because the whole
human race would like to have your blood.]]
That's just the thing. In order to make a Blood Golem I had to use my own blood.
(So he cut himself crying like a little baby and a little drop of blood fell to the ground but
nothing happened. You can relax now, because nothing "came alive".)
Besides I eventually killed Diablo and sent him to the great beyond, I mean to the confinement
of the soul stone, which was eventually destroyed. Who knows where he went from there.
Then since I failed at producing both a clay and blood golem I decided to skip those and produce
an Iron Golem. I had to find a lot of iron and melt it on order to "animate it" so I melted all my
armor and my sword but it didn't work either.
[[That's because it was made out of copper. Gheed sold you copper armor stupid, I mean,
Diputs.]]
So I thought I would just skip learning that and learn how to raise the strongest golem around . . .
The Fire Golem. After burning myself on a bomb fire, nothing happed so I decided to give up on
raising Golems all together. Then for some reason after the fire had gone out and for a reason I
can't explain a golem did come out of the ashes and I became the first person to ever create a
Ash Golem! Of course he died by one hit from a quill rat, but you don't need to know that. I
named him Ashy. We were good friends for the whole half hour he was alive. He, he.
Then I tried to make a golem out of clay. It said I had to mold a piece of clay into a golem but I
couldn't find any. So I decided to go onto the next golem which was the Blood Golem.
It required me to get a hold of some blood. So I went on a killing spree and gathered a bowl full
of pigs, cows, pigeons, fallen, zombie, and corrupted Rogue blood. Before I could even begin
the ceremony that would make a blood Golem, the earth trembled and opened up. A bunch of
ghost came into our world followed by Diablo himself. Turns out that the blood that I mixed
together produced some portal which allowed those evil things from the great beyond, I mean
from hell to come into our world.
[[So it was you who brought Diablo into this world? I think you should hide because the whole
human race would like to have your blood.]]
That's just the thing. In order to make a Blood Golem I had to use my own blood.
(So he cut himself crying like a little baby and a little drop of blood fell to the ground but
nothing happened. You can relax now, because nothing "came alive".)
Besides I eventually killed Diablo and sent him to the great beyond, I mean to the confinement
of the soul stone, which was eventually destroyed. Who knows where he went from there.
Then since I failed at producing both a clay and blood golem I decided to skip those and produce
an Iron Golem. I had to find a lot of iron and melt it on order to "animate it" so I melted all my
armor and my sword but it didn't work either.
[[That's because it was made out of copper. Gheed sold you copper armor stupid, I mean,
Diputs.]]
So I thought I would just skip learning that and learn how to raise the strongest golem around . . .
The Fire Golem. After burning myself on a bomb fire, nothing happed so I decided to give up on
raising Golems all together. Then for some reason after the fire had gone out and for a reason I
can't explain a golem did come out of the ashes and I became the first person to ever create a
Ash Golem! Of course he died by one hit from a quill rat, but you don't need to know that. I
named him Ashy. We were good friends for the whole half hour he was alive. He, he.