I don't not own Harry Potter no matter how much a genius of 333 I.Q. try's, he can't own it. Okay folk's. My mom made me rewrite certain part's of this chapter. So enjoy the new chapter one.

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Dear Tom,

There's this boy that I have fallen In Love with. But at this moment he is stuck with his Abusive Aunt and her family. We'll any way, I want to find a way to keep him from falling into a very deep depression, and at the same time make him fall in love with me too? Also why exactly did you chose me three years back to be your stooge?

An old friend from the Chamber of Secrets.

Ginny Weasley.


Dear Ginny,

Nice to hear from you again. To your question,I used you because you remind me of Lilly Evans, who I had a crush on. But as to your request for advise. I suggest that you just tell him how you feel. Knowing him, he'll talk a little bit and then start to go out with you.

Sincerely

Voldemort.

P.S. I think that will work.


Dear Tomikins,

I have been having nightmare's about when you used my blood to bring yourself back to life. So instead of sleeping, I have been searching through my feeling's and realized that I am in love with my best friends little sister. How should I tell her?

Sincerely

Harry Potter.


Dear Harry,

Ask her to be your steady Girlfriend. Trust me. She is also in love with you.

Tom,

P.S. never call me Tomikins again.


Dear Tom,

Thanks for the advise, me and Ginny are really happy together. But now we both have a problem, and one we both share. First mine, about five minuets after your letter came in reply, I got a letter from Draco Malfoy declaring his Undying Love (A/N. The last two words were written with a shaky hand) for me. It wasn't a joke by him, what should I do. How do let him down with out breaking his heart? Now for Ginny's problem, The Dursleys say they'll release her in a week. But then she has to tell her family, and she wants to know the best way to tell them about me and her. And to the third problem, what should we do about the Dursleys locking us in the Cupboard under the stairs with nothing but the clothes on our back's. Well we wanted to know what the best way to get back at them that WOULDN'T be against the law?

Not so sincerely

Harry Potter And Ginny Weasley.


Dear Harry, and Ginny,

Who cares about hurting his feeling's, but since you are so weak when it comes to matter's of the heart. Okay send him a letter telling him that your not Gay, and that if he starts stalking you you'll have him arrested. Ginny's problem, don't tell them Just elope to Brazil. Now as to your shared problem, I'll come there and kill them for you. I'm on a break from trying to kill you since I am still not up to full power.

Sincerely

Tom.


Dear All seeing Lord Who shall some day Rule all,

I have several problems, (1. There's this boy that I am in love with, but he's not Gay. Do you know any charms to make him so. (2. How do I tell my father that I'm Gay. (3. and finally, will I still be allowed to join the Death-Eaters even though I'm Gay?

Sincerely

A Slytherin Gay guy, AKA, Draco Malfoy.


Dear Malfoy's Gay son,

(1. I don't know any spells to do that, and even if I did I wouldn't tell you because I want Ginny to be Happy. (2. You don't have to worry your little brain about that, I was going to kill him soon Anyway. (3. Sorry but I doubt that you could carry out missions that involve killing.

Sincerely

Tom.


Dear Tom,

Why is the sky blue? Why is it that when I punch the wall my hand goes through it. Why does my Cousin get to be a wizard and not me? Can you hook me up with any Not so nice to Potter' Gay guys? And why does my chest hurt and then I pass out right after I exercise?

Potter's Cousin.


Dear Dudley, (I know your name because Potter sent me a letter as a joke about you.)

It's blue because of a Prism affect. Either the wall is to thin or you just have too much fat behind that arm of yours. He gets to be a wizard because he had two parents that weren't Muggle's, both of yours are. I'll send Draco Malfoy your way. Finally, you better get your name on a heart downer list.

Sincerely

Tom Riddle


Dear (And I use this term lightly) Tom,

I enrolled in a Animagus Class at Hogwarts, but my form is so big that they expelled me from the school, (it could also be the fact that I ate my best friend.) What should I do to get back at them?

Harry Smith.


Dear Harry Smith,

Just kill them all and let god sort them out.

Your great GrandFather,

Tom.


Dear Dad,

When are you going to get me out of this orphanage? Mrs. Crinkle hit me every day. I have no friends, and they just killed my pet snake. :( How can I get back at them. Or can you do it?

Sincerely,

Jery Riddle.


Dear Jery,

I'm very sorry that I couldn't get you out any sooner, but I had a little problem with being a bodyless shadow. Don't worry, I killed the mean old lady.

Love,

Dady.

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okay you know the drill send me letters to Tom and I reply.