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Dear Tom

Would you ever consider marring a muggle-born? Why do you suddenly love Harry
Will you please kill Professor Sprout for me? She gave me an F on my exam.

Tysha.

Dear Tysha,

Absolutely not. Why wouldn't anyone like Harry, with those big animie eye's. An how he kill's bug's with Serpent's breath. I wish my killing's were that original. And after all I have to make up for fourteen years of trying to kill my great grandson. Sorry, I am going to retire soon. But I will let Charles Lestrange kill her when he inherits my throne. Sorry to hear that you have to go to a summer, class on the subject's.

Sincerely,

Tom.



Dear Tom Marvolo Riddle,


Yes home schooling is a bummer! Er.. Why does it sound like you hate Snape and why did you have a crush on someone he had a child with. If I were to be animagus what would I be? Would you please kill Rita Skeeter she is an annoying roach woman that is still spreading bad rumors of Harry. And last question Where or when did you find out that Snape was his dad?

-Addy (Home Schooling Witch)

P.S. Would you kill me If you were to rule the world?

Dear Addy,

It sounds like I hate him because he stole the girl I liked. First off, I had a crush on Lily way before Servus and Lily were going out. I mean, she was HOT. Judging by the fact that you ask way to many question's, you seem hyper, are defiantly not social, it all points to the Chetah. And it would be my pleasure to kill that B****. How do I know that Snape is Harry's father? Well just before I killed her, Petunia screamed that Harry wasn't in fact, a Potter. That she had talked to her sister shortly before Lily had died.

Sincerely,

Tom.


 Hi Tom!

Thankies for the magnas, you're the coolest! (I still think they're mangas.) I'm though very sorry that you have a bad history with the name 'Tommy'.(Dang, that's such a cute name too!) I have successfully mailed the drawing, I'm just not sure when it'll get to your place. What is your favorite food? I like ravioli, they be yummy... And can I help you fry Osama's a- I mean, But? Ack, I refuse to use profanity...

Best wishes,

Rinoa Toki Moro Lockheart.

Dear Rinoa Toki Moro Lockheart,

I always love to have another set of print's... You didn't hear that! Got it. Why bother prevent yourself from using my fav. word's in the english dictionary. Like I told my Mum, all I eat is candy, and Burger King Burger's with extra saturated Fat. (I know that's impossible, eh?)

Sincerely,

Tom.


Dear Tom,

I'm a muggle born witch, so I hope you'll have no bias toward me, but anyway, do you now any good permanent potions or spells that can make a certain gay Slytherin to like me?

Sincerely,

The girl with dentists for parents.

P.S. Could you kill Ron first?

P.P.S. I completely support Harry's and Ginny's eloping.


Dear Hermione,

Sorry but 1) There are no potions to change a person's sexuality. 2) I killed Draco. 3) The plot of the story will become, this is talking about the book's by J.K.; R/Hr. 4) You are a mudblood and even if he did like girls, and was still alive along with his father. Lucius, wouldn't hear of his son with a MudBlood.

Sincerely,

Tom.

P.S. Next time you try asking advise about love talk to Harry Potter and his wife, okay Lavender?

P.P.S. next time you try to send a letter using some one else's name use Muggle foraging forms.

P.P.P.S. I also like my Great daughter-in-law.


Dear Tom,

I have a former student who is trying to take over the world and get rid of all Muggle Born, and muggle's in the world. What should I do?

Best Wishes,

?????????.


Dear Albus,

Don't worry have decided to retire from the Dark lord business. And Lestrange should be easy enough to defeet.

With up most hate,

Voldemort.


Dear Tom,

Me and Ginny, (her stumache is ton big for her to write properly, pluss the baby started kicking.) would like to have you presant at the birth. After all you did to get us together. I have enclosed a longer lasting vertion of poly juice potion that I cmae up with. Albus has expelled me for some reson (Hmm, could it be that he wants me to be there for Tom's Birth. We now live in America, I shall be attending public magic school here.) As you can see we also decided to name him after you.

Sincerely,

Mr. and Mrs. Harry Potter.

Dear Harry,

I woulld be honured to come.

See You there,

Tom.