The Musical Hogwarts
Act 1
Scene 2
(The scene starts on the Quidditch field. It is Slytherin versus Gryffindor. Madam Hooch has the two captains shake hands. The teams stare at each other. Finally Oliver speaks.)
(song)
OLIVER: Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you.
FLINT: No you can't.
OLIVER: Yes I can
FLINT: No you can't
OLIVER: Yes I can, yes I can!
DRACO: Anything you can be I can be greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you.
HARRY: No you're not!
DRACO: Yes I am!
HARRY: No you're not!
DRACO: Yes I am, yes I am!
HARRY: I can catch the snitch, faster than a witch!
DRACO: I could catch it quicker, faster than a flicker!
FRED & GEORGE: Any ball you can hit, we can hit harder, we can hit anything harder than you.
SLYTHERIN BEATER # 1: No you can't!
FRED: Yes we can!
SLYTHERIN BEATER # 2: No you can't!
GEORGE: Yes we can, yes we can!
KATIE, ALICIA, AND ANGELINA: Any quaffle you score we can score more of, we can score many more points than you!
SLYTHERIN CHASERS: No you can't!
KATIE, ALICIA, AND ANGELINA: Yes we can! SLYTHERIN CHASERS: No you can't!
KATIE, ALICIA, AND ANGELINA: Yes we can, yes we can!
GRYFFINDORS: Anything you can do, we can do better, we can do anything better than you!
SLYTHERINS: No you can't!
GRYFFINDORS: Yes we can!
SLYTHERINS: No you can't!
GRYFFINDORS: Yes we can! SLYTHERINS: No you can't!
(song ends)
(Oliver turns to Harry)
OLIVER: Harry, you've gotta get the snitch! We've just gotta win! Please Harry!
HARRY: I'll try my best, Oliver.
NARRATOR: The Quidditch game begins. It goes on for awhile. Both teams score with the Quaffle. It's tied, 30-30, when Harry suddenly spots the Snitch. He makes a dive for it. Suddenly the crowd all notice what's going on.
(song)
ALL (EXCEPT SLYTHERINS): Go go go Harry, you know what they say!
Hang on now Harry, you'll catch it some day!
Sha la la Harry, you're doing fine!
You and your broomstick ahead of your time!
Go go go Harry!
(song ends)
(Harry catches the Snitch. The crowd goes wild. Oliver comes over to Harry, very excited and happy.)
OLIVER (song): We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting to the end!
Cause we are the champions, we are the champions,
No time for losers, cause we are the champions:
Of the world!
(song ends)
GEORGE: Uh, not quite, Oliver.
(the focus goes to the other side of the stage, where Ron is standing alone. He watches as everyone praises and congratulates Harry.)
RON: It's just not fair. Harry gets all the attention, just because he's famous and can play Quidditch so well. But I'm special too. It's just that nobody realizes it.
(song)
Going to class and working all day,
Is not my idea of a perfect day
When you're extraordinary, you need to do extraordinary things.
I'm not the type that loses sleep
Over the size of my homework heap!
When you're extraordinary, you think about extraordinary things.
That's the reason I'll never be the kind of man who dwells
On how pixies got into the castle cells, or why the dungeon smells.
If the moat won't stop leaking and the skrewts won't stop shrieking
And the Griffin keeps losing it's hair.
If the best food is rotting and the best drinks are clotting
Well I'm terribly sorry, but I don't care!
I gotta be someone who lives
All of his life to superbitive
When you're extraordinary, you gotta do extraordinary things.
The fact that I'm different is easy to see
So why doesn't anybody know it but me?
I'm extraordinary, I need to do extraordinary things
Every so often a man has a day he truly can call his.
Well here I am to seize my day- if someone would just tell me when the hell it is!
Oh, give me my chance, and give me my wings,
And don't make me think about everyday things!
They're unnecessary to someone who is very extra ordinary like me!
(song ends)
I suppose I will just wait until my day comes. I guess I should go congratulate Harry. He is my best friend.
(set changes to the Gryffindor Common Room.)
NARRATOR: All the Gryffindors go back to their room to celebrate their success.
FRED: Hey, we've got food from the kitchen!
HERMIONE: You shouldn't have stolen it!
HARRY: Thanks, Fred and George!
GEORGE: Come on, dig in!
HERMIONE: It's wrong!
GINNY: Those two are always getting into trouble.
FRED: Oh well, shame on us. We can't help it if we're just so sneaky, can we George?
GEORGE: Of course not.
(song)
I sleep with one eye open, One foot on the floor
And when I see that the coast is clear
I slip right out the door
FRED: Well, some folks think we're trouble
GEORGE: Bad with a capital B
BOTH: But if I bust your bubble, Shamey, shamey shame on me.
FRED: I keep one hand in my pocket
The other in the cookie jar
I'm one step ahead, give me an inch
I'll take the whole nine yards
GEORGE: Well some folks think we're trouble
GRYFFINDORS: Trouble!
FRED: Bad with a capital B
BOTH: But if I bust you're bubble
GRYFFINDORS: They're trouble!
BOTH: Shamey, shamey shame on me.
Well I was innocent as I can be
I little bent on triggery
FRED: A little hide and sneak,
GEORGE: A little tongue and cheek!
ALL: Oh, yeah!
BOTH: Well, some folks think I'm trouble
GRYFFINDORS: Trouble!
BOTH: Bad with a capital B
But if I bust your bubble
GRYFFINDORS: They're trouble!
GEORGE: Shamey, shamey shame
FRED: Shamey, shamey, shame
BOTH: Shamey, shamey shame on me!
(song ends)
GEORGE: Well, what do ya think of that, girls?
FRED: yeah, what do you think of us?
GINNY:
(song)
Fred and George have ginger hair, They're very tall and thin
You'd know them if you saw them, for their eyes are sunken in.
GEORGE (spoken): Hey!
HERMIONE: Their brows are deeply lined in thought, their heads are highly domed
Their robes are dusty from neglect, their hair remains uncombed.
LAVENDER: They sway their heads from side to side with movements like a snake
And when you think they're half asleep, they're always wide awake!
ALL THREE: Fred and George, oh Fred and George
There's no one like Fred and George
There never was two boys of such deceitfulness and suavity
They've always got an alibi, and one or two to spare
For when they crime's discovered, then the Weasley twins aren't there!
GINNY: You may meet them in Diagon Alley
HERMIONE: You may see them in the square
LAVENDER: But when the crime's discovered
ALL THREE: Fred and George weren't there!
(song ends)
(after the song ends, the Gryffindors go back to the party, eating and hanging out. Ginny is congratulating Harry about the Quidditch game, they are holding hands and talking. Fred and George are nowhere to be seen. They have secretly sneaked out of the party. Suddenly Professor Snape bursts in)
SNAPE: Where are they?
HERMIONE: Where are who, Professor?
SNAPE: You know who I'm talking about!
RON (muttering): No, we really don't.
SNAPE: Quiet, Weasley! Now where have those twin brothers of yours gone? Well, never mind. Now everyone get to bed. No more partying! And 50 points from Gryffindor!
(the common room slowly empties of people, leaving Snape alone in the room.)
SNAPE:
(song)
Little wizards, little wizards, everywhere I turn I can see them.
Little wizards, little wizards, night and day I eat sleep and breath them.
Some wizards are dripping with Galleons
Some wizards are dripping with Sickles
Lucky me, lucky me, look at what I'm dripping with: Little wizards!
Someday I'll land in the nut house! With all the nuts, and the squirrels!
There I'll stay, tucked away, till the prohibition of little wizards!
(end of scene 2)
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A/N: That scene was so fun to write! The next scene will too. I won't give it away, but You-Know-Who will be in it. And I've got the perfect song for him! I know this chapter was longer than the last one- I'm not sure about chapter 3, but it will probably be shorter. Please review!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine, it's JK Rowling's.
Anything You can do- Annie Get Your Gun
Go, go, go Joseph- Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
We Are The Champions- Queen
Extraordinary- Pippin
Shamey, Shamey, Shame- Billy Gilman
Macavity- Cats
Little Girls- Annie
Act 1
Scene 2
(The scene starts on the Quidditch field. It is Slytherin versus Gryffindor. Madam Hooch has the two captains shake hands. The teams stare at each other. Finally Oliver speaks.)
(song)
OLIVER: Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do anything better than you.
FLINT: No you can't.
OLIVER: Yes I can
FLINT: No you can't
OLIVER: Yes I can, yes I can!
DRACO: Anything you can be I can be greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you.
HARRY: No you're not!
DRACO: Yes I am!
HARRY: No you're not!
DRACO: Yes I am, yes I am!
HARRY: I can catch the snitch, faster than a witch!
DRACO: I could catch it quicker, faster than a flicker!
FRED & GEORGE: Any ball you can hit, we can hit harder, we can hit anything harder than you.
SLYTHERIN BEATER # 1: No you can't!
FRED: Yes we can!
SLYTHERIN BEATER # 2: No you can't!
GEORGE: Yes we can, yes we can!
KATIE, ALICIA, AND ANGELINA: Any quaffle you score we can score more of, we can score many more points than you!
SLYTHERIN CHASERS: No you can't!
KATIE, ALICIA, AND ANGELINA: Yes we can! SLYTHERIN CHASERS: No you can't!
KATIE, ALICIA, AND ANGELINA: Yes we can, yes we can!
GRYFFINDORS: Anything you can do, we can do better, we can do anything better than you!
SLYTHERINS: No you can't!
GRYFFINDORS: Yes we can!
SLYTHERINS: No you can't!
GRYFFINDORS: Yes we can! SLYTHERINS: No you can't!
(song ends)
(Oliver turns to Harry)
OLIVER: Harry, you've gotta get the snitch! We've just gotta win! Please Harry!
HARRY: I'll try my best, Oliver.
NARRATOR: The Quidditch game begins. It goes on for awhile. Both teams score with the Quaffle. It's tied, 30-30, when Harry suddenly spots the Snitch. He makes a dive for it. Suddenly the crowd all notice what's going on.
(song)
ALL (EXCEPT SLYTHERINS): Go go go Harry, you know what they say!
Hang on now Harry, you'll catch it some day!
Sha la la Harry, you're doing fine!
You and your broomstick ahead of your time!
Go go go Harry!
(song ends)
(Harry catches the Snitch. The crowd goes wild. Oliver comes over to Harry, very excited and happy.)
OLIVER (song): We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting to the end!
Cause we are the champions, we are the champions,
No time for losers, cause we are the champions:
Of the world!
(song ends)
GEORGE: Uh, not quite, Oliver.
(the focus goes to the other side of the stage, where Ron is standing alone. He watches as everyone praises and congratulates Harry.)
RON: It's just not fair. Harry gets all the attention, just because he's famous and can play Quidditch so well. But I'm special too. It's just that nobody realizes it.
(song)
Going to class and working all day,
Is not my idea of a perfect day
When you're extraordinary, you need to do extraordinary things.
I'm not the type that loses sleep
Over the size of my homework heap!
When you're extraordinary, you think about extraordinary things.
That's the reason I'll never be the kind of man who dwells
On how pixies got into the castle cells, or why the dungeon smells.
If the moat won't stop leaking and the skrewts won't stop shrieking
And the Griffin keeps losing it's hair.
If the best food is rotting and the best drinks are clotting
Well I'm terribly sorry, but I don't care!
I gotta be someone who lives
All of his life to superbitive
When you're extraordinary, you gotta do extraordinary things.
The fact that I'm different is easy to see
So why doesn't anybody know it but me?
I'm extraordinary, I need to do extraordinary things
Every so often a man has a day he truly can call his.
Well here I am to seize my day- if someone would just tell me when the hell it is!
Oh, give me my chance, and give me my wings,
And don't make me think about everyday things!
They're unnecessary to someone who is very extra ordinary like me!
(song ends)
I suppose I will just wait until my day comes. I guess I should go congratulate Harry. He is my best friend.
(set changes to the Gryffindor Common Room.)
NARRATOR: All the Gryffindors go back to their room to celebrate their success.
FRED: Hey, we've got food from the kitchen!
HERMIONE: You shouldn't have stolen it!
HARRY: Thanks, Fred and George!
GEORGE: Come on, dig in!
HERMIONE: It's wrong!
GINNY: Those two are always getting into trouble.
FRED: Oh well, shame on us. We can't help it if we're just so sneaky, can we George?
GEORGE: Of course not.
(song)
I sleep with one eye open, One foot on the floor
And when I see that the coast is clear
I slip right out the door
FRED: Well, some folks think we're trouble
GEORGE: Bad with a capital B
BOTH: But if I bust your bubble, Shamey, shamey shame on me.
FRED: I keep one hand in my pocket
The other in the cookie jar
I'm one step ahead, give me an inch
I'll take the whole nine yards
GEORGE: Well some folks think we're trouble
GRYFFINDORS: Trouble!
FRED: Bad with a capital B
BOTH: But if I bust you're bubble
GRYFFINDORS: They're trouble!
BOTH: Shamey, shamey shame on me.
Well I was innocent as I can be
I little bent on triggery
FRED: A little hide and sneak,
GEORGE: A little tongue and cheek!
ALL: Oh, yeah!
BOTH: Well, some folks think I'm trouble
GRYFFINDORS: Trouble!
BOTH: Bad with a capital B
But if I bust your bubble
GRYFFINDORS: They're trouble!
GEORGE: Shamey, shamey shame
FRED: Shamey, shamey, shame
BOTH: Shamey, shamey shame on me!
(song ends)
GEORGE: Well, what do ya think of that, girls?
FRED: yeah, what do you think of us?
GINNY:
(song)
Fred and George have ginger hair, They're very tall and thin
You'd know them if you saw them, for their eyes are sunken in.
GEORGE (spoken): Hey!
HERMIONE: Their brows are deeply lined in thought, their heads are highly domed
Their robes are dusty from neglect, their hair remains uncombed.
LAVENDER: They sway their heads from side to side with movements like a snake
And when you think they're half asleep, they're always wide awake!
ALL THREE: Fred and George, oh Fred and George
There's no one like Fred and George
There never was two boys of such deceitfulness and suavity
They've always got an alibi, and one or two to spare
For when they crime's discovered, then the Weasley twins aren't there!
GINNY: You may meet them in Diagon Alley
HERMIONE: You may see them in the square
LAVENDER: But when the crime's discovered
ALL THREE: Fred and George weren't there!
(song ends)
(after the song ends, the Gryffindors go back to the party, eating and hanging out. Ginny is congratulating Harry about the Quidditch game, they are holding hands and talking. Fred and George are nowhere to be seen. They have secretly sneaked out of the party. Suddenly Professor Snape bursts in)
SNAPE: Where are they?
HERMIONE: Where are who, Professor?
SNAPE: You know who I'm talking about!
RON (muttering): No, we really don't.
SNAPE: Quiet, Weasley! Now where have those twin brothers of yours gone? Well, never mind. Now everyone get to bed. No more partying! And 50 points from Gryffindor!
(the common room slowly empties of people, leaving Snape alone in the room.)
SNAPE:
(song)
Little wizards, little wizards, everywhere I turn I can see them.
Little wizards, little wizards, night and day I eat sleep and breath them.
Some wizards are dripping with Galleons
Some wizards are dripping with Sickles
Lucky me, lucky me, look at what I'm dripping with: Little wizards!
Someday I'll land in the nut house! With all the nuts, and the squirrels!
There I'll stay, tucked away, till the prohibition of little wizards!
(end of scene 2)
************************************************************************
A/N: That scene was so fun to write! The next scene will too. I won't give it away, but You-Know-Who will be in it. And I've got the perfect song for him! I know this chapter was longer than the last one- I'm not sure about chapter 3, but it will probably be shorter. Please review!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine, it's JK Rowling's.
Anything You can do- Annie Get Your Gun
Go, go, go Joseph- Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
We Are The Champions- Queen
Extraordinary- Pippin
Shamey, Shamey, Shame- Billy Gilman
Macavity- Cats
Little Girls- Annie