The Musical Hogwarts
Act 1
Scene 5
(the scene starts outside of Hogwarts school. Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione are all sitting together talking. Suddenly Draco comes up to them.)
DRACO: Hey, Herm, baby, I know ya miss me!
GINNY: Why should she miss I big oaf like you?
DRACO (mockingly): Oh, am I an oaf? The horror.
RON: Just leave Hermione alone, okay?
DRACO: Oh, and are you the macho boyfriend now? She could do much better.
HERMIONE: I could do just fine without you, Draco!
DRACO: Oh, could you?
HERMIONE:
(song)
What a fool I was! What a dominated fool!
To think you were the earth and sky!
What a fool I was! What an addlepated fool!
What a mutton headed dolt was I!
No, my reverberating friend! You are not the beginning and the end.
There'll spring every year without you, England still will be here without you
There'll be fruit on the trees and a shore by the sea, there'll crumpets and tea without you!
Art and music will thrive without you, somehow keats will survive without you
And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain even that will remain without you!
I can do without you!
HARRY: What plain in Spain?
HERMIONE: You dear friend who talk so well
You can go to Hartford, Heresford and Hampshire!
They can still rule the land without you- Windsor Castle will stand without you
And without much ado we can all muddle through without you!
Without your pulling it the tide comes in, without your twirling it the earth can spin
Without your pushing them the clouds roll by-
If they can do without you ducky, so can I!
RON: Ducky?
HERMIONE: I shall not feel alone without you
I can stand on my own without you
So go back in your shell I can do bloody well without you!
(song ends)
DRACO: Hmmm... I guess I get the message. Sure, you're happier with the weasel. But, you know, maybe you'd like him better if he had some cash... know what I mean? I'm sure you're tired of paying for all your dates!
(with that, Draco exits.)
RON: Is he right, Hermione? Would you like me better if I had money?
HERMIONE: Don't listen to him Ron. Of course I don't care about that.
HARRY: Hey, we have to get to singing rehearsal, part of the new musical program Dumbledore put in the school.
GINNY: Oh yeah, are you coming, Ron, Hermione?
HERMIONE: Yes, of course!
RON: Give me a minute, I'll catch up with you guys later.
HERMIONE: All right, bye!
(Hermione, Harry, and Ginny exit.)
RON: God, I know you made many, many poor people. I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor. But it's no great honor either. So what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?
(song)
If I were a rich man daidle deedle daidle digguh digguh deeble daidle dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work hard, daidle deedle daidle digguh digguh deedle daidle dum,
If a were a biddy biddy rich, digguh digguh deedle daidle man.
Lord, who made the lion and the lamb
Would it spoil some vast, eternal plan
If I were a wealthy man?
(song ends)
I guess I'd better get to singing rehearsal now.
(scene changes to a class room where they're having rehearsal. Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Susan, George, and Fred are there. Everyone is acting very silly, and Ron has taken Harry's pencil. Hermione is leading the rehearsal.)
HARRY: Ron, give me my pencil!
RON: No!
HARRY: If you don't give me my pencil, I'll tell Ginny what you said about her!
GINNY: What'd you say about me, Ron?
HARRY: He said...
RON: Harry!
HERMIONE: Quiet! Remember, this is a mood piece. We must paint a picture with music and words. And concentrate! Remember... adagio con brio.
ALL: Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
HARRY: Give me my pencil!
ALL: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
RON: Not on your life!
ALL: And the skies are not cloudy all day.
GINNY: If you don't tell me what you told Harry I'm just going to scream!
ALL: Home on the range
HARRY: Give me my pencil!
ALL: Where the deer and the antelope play. RON: No! Not until you promise
not to tell her!
HARRY: What are you trying to do stifle my ALL: Where seldom is heard a freedom of speech! discouraging word
ALL: And the skies are not cloudy all day.
GINNY: What pencil?
ALL: Oh give me a land
GINNY: Ron, it just isn't fair!
ALL: Where the bright diamond sand flows leisurely down the stream
HERMIONE: Sing!
SUSAN: (whispers to Ron) Why did you take Ginny's pencil?
RON: Augh!
(Ron stomps off the stage in frustration)
ALL: Where the graceful white swan goes gliding along
GINNY: What did he call me?
HARRY: He said- ALL: Like a maid in a heavenly dream.
He said you were- an enigma!
GINNY: An enigma?
SUSAN: An enigma?
FRED: An enigma?
GINNY: Boy that makes me ALL: Home, home on the range
What a terrible thing to call a... where the deer and the antelope play
what's an enigma? Never mind!
(Ginny stomps off)
HARRY: (to Susan) What's an enigma?
SUSAN (to George): What's an enigma?
GEORGE (to nobody): What's an en...?
HARRY: Hey, she's still got my pencil!
(Harry exits, Susan follows)
ALL: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
(Fred and George sneak off)
HERMIONE: And the skies are not cloudy all day.
(the curtain closes. end of Act 1)
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A/N: Yay! I finished Act 1! I decided that I'm going to make Act 2 five scenes as well. I hope you've enjoyed the show so far! Please review!
nycgal- hope you like the Charlie Brown!
Ice Princess- I don't know if I know you- maybe we just have a lot in common!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling- why do I keep writing this every chapter? You'd think I could stop, wouldn't you?
Without You- My Fair Lady
If I Were A Rich Man- Fiddler On The Roof
Glee Club Rehearsal- You're A Good Man Charlie Brown
Act 1
Scene 5
(the scene starts outside of Hogwarts school. Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione are all sitting together talking. Suddenly Draco comes up to them.)
DRACO: Hey, Herm, baby, I know ya miss me!
GINNY: Why should she miss I big oaf like you?
DRACO (mockingly): Oh, am I an oaf? The horror.
RON: Just leave Hermione alone, okay?
DRACO: Oh, and are you the macho boyfriend now? She could do much better.
HERMIONE: I could do just fine without you, Draco!
DRACO: Oh, could you?
HERMIONE:
(song)
What a fool I was! What a dominated fool!
To think you were the earth and sky!
What a fool I was! What an addlepated fool!
What a mutton headed dolt was I!
No, my reverberating friend! You are not the beginning and the end.
There'll spring every year without you, England still will be here without you
There'll be fruit on the trees and a shore by the sea, there'll crumpets and tea without you!
Art and music will thrive without you, somehow keats will survive without you
And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain even that will remain without you!
I can do without you!
HARRY: What plain in Spain?
HERMIONE: You dear friend who talk so well
You can go to Hartford, Heresford and Hampshire!
They can still rule the land without you- Windsor Castle will stand without you
And without much ado we can all muddle through without you!
Without your pulling it the tide comes in, without your twirling it the earth can spin
Without your pushing them the clouds roll by-
If they can do without you ducky, so can I!
RON: Ducky?
HERMIONE: I shall not feel alone without you
I can stand on my own without you
So go back in your shell I can do bloody well without you!
(song ends)
DRACO: Hmmm... I guess I get the message. Sure, you're happier with the weasel. But, you know, maybe you'd like him better if he had some cash... know what I mean? I'm sure you're tired of paying for all your dates!
(with that, Draco exits.)
RON: Is he right, Hermione? Would you like me better if I had money?
HERMIONE: Don't listen to him Ron. Of course I don't care about that.
HARRY: Hey, we have to get to singing rehearsal, part of the new musical program Dumbledore put in the school.
GINNY: Oh yeah, are you coming, Ron, Hermione?
HERMIONE: Yes, of course!
RON: Give me a minute, I'll catch up with you guys later.
HERMIONE: All right, bye!
(Hermione, Harry, and Ginny exit.)
RON: God, I know you made many, many poor people. I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor. But it's no great honor either. So what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?
(song)
If I were a rich man daidle deedle daidle digguh digguh deeble daidle dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work hard, daidle deedle daidle digguh digguh deedle daidle dum,
If a were a biddy biddy rich, digguh digguh deedle daidle man.
Lord, who made the lion and the lamb
Would it spoil some vast, eternal plan
If I were a wealthy man?
(song ends)
I guess I'd better get to singing rehearsal now.
(scene changes to a class room where they're having rehearsal. Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Susan, George, and Fred are there. Everyone is acting very silly, and Ron has taken Harry's pencil. Hermione is leading the rehearsal.)
HARRY: Ron, give me my pencil!
RON: No!
HARRY: If you don't give me my pencil, I'll tell Ginny what you said about her!
GINNY: What'd you say about me, Ron?
HARRY: He said...
RON: Harry!
HERMIONE: Quiet! Remember, this is a mood piece. We must paint a picture with music and words. And concentrate! Remember... adagio con brio.
ALL: Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam
Where the deer and the antelope play
HARRY: Give me my pencil!
ALL: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
RON: Not on your life!
ALL: And the skies are not cloudy all day.
GINNY: If you don't tell me what you told Harry I'm just going to scream!
ALL: Home on the range
HARRY: Give me my pencil!
ALL: Where the deer and the antelope play. RON: No! Not until you promise
not to tell her!
HARRY: What are you trying to do stifle my ALL: Where seldom is heard a freedom of speech! discouraging word
ALL: And the skies are not cloudy all day.
GINNY: What pencil?
ALL: Oh give me a land
GINNY: Ron, it just isn't fair!
ALL: Where the bright diamond sand flows leisurely down the stream
HERMIONE: Sing!
SUSAN: (whispers to Ron) Why did you take Ginny's pencil?
RON: Augh!
(Ron stomps off the stage in frustration)
ALL: Where the graceful white swan goes gliding along
GINNY: What did he call me?
HARRY: He said- ALL: Like a maid in a heavenly dream.
He said you were- an enigma!
GINNY: An enigma?
SUSAN: An enigma?
FRED: An enigma?
GINNY: Boy that makes me ALL: Home, home on the range
What a terrible thing to call a... where the deer and the antelope play
what's an enigma? Never mind!
(Ginny stomps off)
HARRY: (to Susan) What's an enigma?
SUSAN (to George): What's an enigma?
GEORGE (to nobody): What's an en...?
HARRY: Hey, she's still got my pencil!
(Harry exits, Susan follows)
ALL: Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
(Fred and George sneak off)
HERMIONE: And the skies are not cloudy all day.
(the curtain closes. end of Act 1)
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A/N: Yay! I finished Act 1! I decided that I'm going to make Act 2 five scenes as well. I hope you've enjoyed the show so far! Please review!
nycgal- hope you like the Charlie Brown!
Ice Princess- I don't know if I know you- maybe we just have a lot in common!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling- why do I keep writing this every chapter? You'd think I could stop, wouldn't you?
Without You- My Fair Lady
If I Were A Rich Man- Fiddler On The Roof
Glee Club Rehearsal- You're A Good Man Charlie Brown