Dear Tom Riddle,

Thank you very much! The treatment worked very nicely. Of course Lockheart removed the poor child's SKIN before this! Needless to say, all of this madness got worse. If your great grandson hadn't come to bring the potion I swear I would have killed Lockheart myself. I suppose you must be very proud of him for his wonderful skills. And thank God you have killed that creep Osama BinLaden! He deserved whatever you did to him. Thank you for considering Mr. and Mrs. Potter to my school. We have many choices for them so please feel free to set up a time for visiting if you'd like. Lockheart is becoming stranger every day.

As for your previous comment, yes, Lockheart DID loose his memory. Unfortunately he got it back but the second he saw Mr. Potter, he relapsed but returned to normal afterwards. I thank you for assigning a hit man to kill him. I think he was saying something about scaring you off when you stopped being the Dark Lord. Needless to say he became very frightened when I mentioned you would be coming for his job. He thought I was joking.

Well, I must be off now. I think I've heard an explosion and it can only be one person.

-Headmistress Selena Moonlight

P.S. No, our Potions class room is in the fifth Tower, very far from the dungeons. Please come soon to make suggestions and please send my regards to Mr. and Mrs. Potter on their new child. Also, a certain Percy Weasley has asked for a job at my school for checking the thickness of cauldron bottoms. What's the best thing to do with Him?

Dear Ms. Moonlight,

Slip some of the left over poison from the cure to the infection into Percy glass. He will not live through the hour. By that time poison will be all but out of his system. I'll tell them what you said. Ginny has already decided to go there next year. Harry though, well. Servus is going to be spying for Albus. So He'll be teaching potion's at Hogwart's. He'll be the second youngest teacher ever at Hogwarts. Alfred Malfoy should be there to kill Lockheart any time now. I don't think you want to know what I did to BinLaden. Well maybe you do, but I'm not going to tell. Talk about a egotist, thinking he can scare me. Make sure to rub it in his face that his life will be ending soon.

Sincerely,

Tom.


D-dear M-M-master

I HATE YOU BASTARD!! IT WAS YOUR FAULT HARRY KILLED ME!!!!

Quirell

P.S. I Thought what we had was special! I thought you loved me the way I loved you!!


Dear Quirell,

How exactly are you writing to me? I let you die because you expendable.

Sincerely,

Tom


Dear Thomas,

Hi Tom last night was a blast, I never knew Yoga could be so fun!! Anyway, What's the best way to Kill an annoying little rat that keeps telling me that
I turned my back on the Dark Lord? Can I call you Tim?

S. Snape

P.S. Harry is the best son I could ask for!! We play catch and we make snow men and we do all sorts of manly father, son stuff!

P.S.S. Are you mad at me for telling steve that Ben and John were going out with a donkey?


Dear Servus,

I have no idea what you are talking about. But I did get really drunk the other night. I have no idea who you are talking about.

How many drink's did I have?

Tom.


Hiya Tom!

Oh. Heart attacks scare me... O.o Anyway, do you think today is a lovely day? I think it is. Also, what colored socks are you wearing right now? I have white ones on.

Ummm... Toodles,

Rinoa Toki Moro Lockheart.


Dear Rinoa Toki Moro Lockheart,

Yes, it is a beautiful. The sun is shining, the bird's chirping, and I have a Great Great Grandson. Sock's. I have green one's on at the moment. And Heart attack's are something to be scared of. Don't go on the diet I'm on. Because if you do, YOU SHALL DIE.

Sincerely,

Tom.



Dear Tom,

We're going to bring Your name sake home soon. He has your Hair, and eye's. (Flat, jet black hair. And blood red Eye's.) But he has my dad's nose and Ginny's blue eye's around the center. What should I do about him not looking one bit like James Potter. Also, could keep an eye on Ginny and Little Tom while I'm in Britain showing the seventh, sixth, and fifth year classes what a proper Dragon's Breath is like. Finally, were is a good place to get about thirty Gold Cauldrons, for the Dragon's Breath? The seventh years will be making it.

Sincerely,

Harry.


Dear Harry,

It's good to hear that he's out of intensive care. With your potion's talent you could easily make a Glamour Potion of some sort. I would be glad to keep an eye on them. Even though Sirius and Amanda live across the street from them. Have fun back home in Britain. Try Knockturn Alley for that many Golden Cauldrons. Although you can't be sure if they aren't stollen. Try not to let the Gryffindor's mess up the potion.

Love,

Tom.


Dear Tom,

Make my son go to my grave!

Hate,

Lily Evans/ Potter.


Dear Lily,

Harry told me to tell you this.

Bite Me!

Love,

Tom.