Disclaimer: Roses Are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Me Don't own,
so you don't sue.

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Dear Tom,

Why does Harry hate his own mother? My other question is I really like this guy at school, but so does every other girl! How can I make him notice me?

Yours very evilly,

DA.


Dear D.A.

I have no Idea why he now hate's lily. But I think it's because she didn't leave a statement in her will for Harry never go to the Dursleys. Try telling him how you feel. If that doesn't work... Than transfer to another school. Or you could kill of the competition.

Sincerely,

Tom.




Dear Tom,

Hiya! Outta curiosity, how do dead people like Quirrell, Lily, and James write to you? What's your favorite type of candy? What do you think is the most worthless spell?

Sincerely,

Divine.


Dear Divine,

To tell you the truth... I have no idea how they write. It might even be a prank by some sick person. My fav. type of candy is cow tail's (You Know, Caramel wrapped around a core of pure sugar.) As for the most useless spell. I would have to say the pink toad charm. It turn's the color of a toad to pink.

Love,

Tom.


Dear Dark Lord sir,

I think your cool. You may be the coolestest person on the face of the earth. So, my question is... Can I become one of your Death Eaters? PLEASE!!! I'd be REALLY helpful in getting you to take over the world! PLEASE!!!

Luv ya lots,

Slytherin Princess


Dear S.P.

Um... Have you been in a Coma for the past year? I am retired now! Stop asking whether or not you can join the Death Eaters. Talk to Charles' son about joining. Okay?

Sincerely,

Tom.


Dear Mr. Tom Riddle,

I assure you, I am very hesitant to ask what you did to Bin Laden but I assure you that if it was THAT bad then you must have done a good job. Well, I've told Lockheart that you sent someone to kill him and I'm sure he would have believed me if Mr. Percy Weasley hadn't said something about you being a coward and not killing him yourself.

Well, unfortunately he said this the second before he drank the poison so Lockheart believed that he died from all the fame and beauty he was radiating *gag* so I only went along so his death would be all the better to watch. Well, I am sorry that Mr. Potter will not be coming to my school but I am very delighted to hear that Mrs. Potter has agreed to come! Will their children be attending as well?

Well, I must be going. Please come when you would like to view the grounds. I'm hoping you could taunt Lockheart before he is killed.

-Headmistress Selena Moonlight



Dear Ms. Moonlight,

The American government should be announcing that Osama Is dead, soon. Tell Iccle Lockheart That I'm taking off the hit order and am going to kill him my self. If he need's to know It's me... Then just tell him The Year with The Yeti growl's'. That's what I told him when I almost decided to kill that B******. Mr. Potter will only be teaching at Hogwarts for one year. He said that then he'll come there next year, he also said that he has been offered the job of Potion's Teacher at Akari Magical High. Of course he accepted. But that is only when he graduate's. I'll be there on the tenth of May to kill LockHeart and to view his Victims... Err grounds.

Sincerely,

Tom.


Dear Tom,

Would you like me to teach you Albhed? Maybe I'll help with the Lily issue! What's your favorite type of flower? Have you played FF9? Do you think Vivi and Eiko from FF9 is a cute couple?

-Addy (Home Schooling Witch)


Dear Addy

What's the Albhed... Or is it best that you not tell me? I would take your help on the problem with Mrs. Potter, but I at least deserve to punished a little bit. My fav. Flower is the lily. What those? Muggle game's? Well you can be assured I have no idea what they are.

Sincerely,

Tom.



Dear Tom,

What did I do to you? You made That fat guy kill me for no reason. I know that you're the dark lord and you are s 'posed to kill people, but why me? I was a good student i got good grades. I didn't swear. I didn't annoy people. Well maybe i did annoy people a little, but still I had a good life. Oh well I thank you for making it quick and painless. And I forgive you for my death. And wish you congrats on your new great great grandson. Tell Harry I said HI. and i guess that's all.

P.S. Cho, Get a life you Bitch!

Cedric.


Dear Cedric,

Could you get Lily off Harry's back? He can't take care of Little tom with how tired he is. And you're welcome for the quick and painless death.

Sincerely,m

Tom.



Dear Tomikins,

Are you a werewolf?

From,

R.J.L


Dear Mr. Lupin,

No I am not.

Sincerely,

Tom.

P.S. Never make fun of my name!
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Yes I know. No letter's from Harry. But you did get two chapters in one day.