I donÕt own Harry Potter.
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Hey Tom,
You're really cool! So I was wondering,could you hook me up with Severus please!?
I love you!
Thanks!
Dear Isis,
I thought I put a restraining order on you!
Sincerely,
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Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
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Dear Tom,
Yes! He turned as white as a sheet and then he turned blue! Thank you very much for agreeing to come kill him yourself. Will Mr. Potter be coming to my school until he graduates? That would be wonderful. I am anxiously awaiting your arrival here to view the grounds since many are eager to see if I have gone quite out of my mind. It seems that Fudge has been sending the American Ministry of Magic information on how terrible you are. No one cares so we all sent him Howlers. The students are dyeing to meet you and I had to tell several of them more then once that you are not taking Death Eaters anymore but that you have retired. I'm sure they will idolize you in my school.
I hope all is going well with Mr. Potter, Mrs. Potter, and their son Tom correct? I hope things go well. Oh, and I have another question for you please. Lockheart (I know, again) has decided that he does not want the Potions class anymore so he has gone to the Hospital Wing. He thinks that you will not dare to look for him there. The password is 'Sugar Plums' so please make little work of him soon. I dare say he shall become a ghost and haunt us. Do you know how to get rid of unwanted ghosts?
-Headmistress Selena Moonlight.
Dear Ms. Moonlight,
Ahhhh. DonÕt you just just love how violent you americanÕs are? TheyÕll all be going to your school when they can. I am afraid that IÕll have to step up my visit to tomorrow. The best way to get rid of an un wanted ghost would be to put a drop of dragonÕs breath in an oil lamp that was charmed for ghosts to live in it. Then open it, all the ghost's in the room shall be sucked in and destroyed.
See you tomorrow,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
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Sh*t (Amanda what's wrong) labor can you write the letter Siri (Sure)
~this is now Sirius writing normally~
Hey we were wondering what you think we should name our son. The girl's gonna be named Faith and Harry and Ginny got to chose the boy's name but they can't agree.
Please chose one of two
1. Luke
2. Nicholi (Nek-o-li)
Dear Sirius,
I thought you were going to name the boy Kyle. Well. A.O.D. has an uncle named Luke. So he sayÕs use that.
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
(ü.á'«(ü.á'«*¡è*`'á .ü)`'á.)
Dear Tom,
My last letter as rather mean... so I apologize. Anyway... can I get my dark mark soon??? I hate Dumbledore, and he's messed up anyway. After all, he DID duplicate Pansy's stupid Draco doll for Hermione, and she still passed while playing with the stupid doll instead of actually copying notes in class that I depend on for her to explain to me. You don't need a glamour potion though. I stole the Moste Potente book from the library and found a variation of the Poly juice. I managed to poison Cho, and she died! I hope that gives me qualifications to become a death eater. I'm willing to spy for you. How's Ginny and Harry by the way?
Sincerely,
Ron.
Dear Ron,
Have you been in a seven year Coma. I. Am. Retired. I thought that you were there when your family went to visit the PotterÕs? I shall force Charles to take you on as a high ranking Death Eater.
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
(ü.á'«(ü.á'«*¡è*`'á .ü)`'á.)
Dear Tommy Wommy Bo-Bommy,
Can I have your permission to kill charles and his son and become The new dark lord of Europe? You are me idol and I want to be like you, You were the best Dark Lord. Can we meet In brazil and you could give me a few pointers?
Your Number One Fan,
Dark Lord of the Caribbean.
Dear Dark Lord of the Caribbean,
I am hosting a Dark lord convention on august 26. IÕll be giving tipÕs and C.D. with all my tipÕs will be for sale at the price of $12.00. Sure, yeah, whatever. Kill each other off. Maybe then Ron could get his Dark Mark. There will be a notice given at the next union meeting.
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
(ü.á'«(ü.á'«*¡è*`'á .ü)`'á.)
Dear Tom Marvolo Riddle,
Albhed is a language!! It'll probably help Lily think your weird and she'll scamper away!!!
Just tell me what you want to tell her and I'll tranlate it into Albhed!
-Addy (Home Schooling Witch)
Dear Addy,
Just tell her what me and Harry have been doing all the time.
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
(ü.á'«(ü.á'«*¡è*`'á .ü)`'á.)
Dear Great and wondrous lord, the one whose name we tremble under, the sight of which sends muggles and wizards alike scuttering, the name that is spoken in whispers only in the bravest of houses, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, the darkest of Dark Lords, the descrimator of light and the destroyer of innocent,
I have a question:
What colored socks do you wear?
Love,
Muffy.
Dear Muffy,
There lace rimmed pink sockÕs (ÒÅÓ)
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
(ü.á'«(ü.á'«*¡è*`'á .ü)`'á.)
Dear Tom,
I think that you are the greatest Dark Lord ever. What should I give to you so that I can own the chocolate factories in this world and my home country if you take over the world. And congrats to your great grandson.
P.S. Can you pls. kill all the annoying terrorists and tell them that you are way better than them.
PPS How'd you get to be so popular?
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è* Mika*¡è...᫬`È
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Dear Mika,
Talk to Charles. I have retired, Okay? IÕll tell Harry you give your congratÕs.
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
(ü.á'«(ü.á'«*¡è*`'á .ü)`'á.)
Dear Dad,
When are you going to visit me. Here is the address of the nursing home I work at.
Sincerely,
SnapeÕs Mom.
P.S. I would visit ÔyouÕ. But I canÕt get a day off this year that isnÕt booked.
Dear Daughter,
IÕll come for Easter Dinner.
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
(ü.á'«(ü.á'«*¡è*`'á .ü)`'á.)
Dear Tom,
Chibi Tom is now ten Lb.'s and gaining rather fast. IÕll see you in two monthÕs. Till then, I rock. LOL.
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Harry*¡è...᫬`È
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Dear Harry,
My, my. ThatÕs quite a big Ego you are growing there. But I guess that is just some thing that is hereditary. IÕll see you when you get back.
Sincerely,
`'á.ü(`'á.ü*¡è*ü.á'«)ü.á' «)
Ç«¬á...¡è*Tom*¡è...᫬`È
(ü.á'«(ü.á'«*¡è*`'á .ü)`'á.)