When Mutants and movies collide…
Welcome back true believers to another installment of zaniness and all around romantic mush. This chapter will finish the story about what the others are up to and leave some clues too who the shadowy figure is. Once again I'm forced to ask for more reviews. Just the fact that I know people like/hate the story is enough to get me through the day. That and my girlfriend, and the booze. God I love the Booze…
Disclaimer: I own nothing. With the exception of the idea. I own that and will die for it.
Summary: Summary!? We don't need no stinking summary!
Bayville Multiplex 9:00 P.M
The movie was going well. Well actually the credits went by without a hitch. But the moment Tabitha thought to blow up Fred's popcorn in retaliation for him getting revenge on her for shaving his head, which was a good faith act in which she thought he would look better bald, only to realize that she was wrong and refused to apologized, so he was forced to take all her hair products, which then lead her to go into the boys bathroom and continually bother Toad while he was in the shower. (Confused yet?) Anyhow after she blew up his popcorn, the X-Gee… I mean Men, decide to launch an all out assault on the Brotherhood. Too bad they were out numbers 3 to 5. The theater was now cleared. (Kurt turned off his image inducer and all the non-mutant patrons ran faster then A.J from the Backstreet Boys runs toward a Bar.) (A/N: BURN!!) We now join the fight already in progress.
"Oh my God! You couldn't figure out a Rubic Cube?!?" Scott said trying not to crack up, but failing miserably. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…" He laughed, falling onto his ass in the process.
"I'm never going to live this down, am I?" Pietro said pouting. Scott, Evan and Kurt were all laughing and rolling around on the floor. "Damn it Toad! Why did you have to yell it out loud?"
"Sorry Pietro, but Daniel's was about to run me through… I needed something to help save my ass, so I thought about you." Toad said through a weak smile.
"Cheer up Speedy!" Tabitha said as she playfully hung on his arm, "How about we go out and get some ice cream? My treat!"
"Fine. But I want chocolate!" Pietro said stubbornly. As they left through a huge hole in the wall, Tabitha threw a very large Time Bomb behind her. It landed right where the X-men were still laughing their asses off.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA…oh crap" Kurt was laughing before the Bomb rolled right next to him. "Help?" He said in a weak voice before the bomb went off, destroying the entire multiplex. The Brotherhood walked away with the flaming theater in the back ground, emergency vehicles scrambling all about. On the other side of the chaos, the X-Men emerged, very shaken, with their faces covers in soot and their cloths a mess.
"From now on we order Direct TV" Evan said in a weak voice.
"Agreed." Kurt and Scott said before Kurt telported them back to the mansion, where they promptly collapsed.
Bayville, Make-Out Point, 9:20 P.M
Duncan Matthew's car was parked at the very edge of the lane. With loud moans coming from it. They sound extremely similar to the ones of Miss Perfect Princess of the X. Our Shadowy Figure is crouched in the shadows waiting for his prey.
"That's it, Oh Yea! You're a naughty girl aren't you? Yes you are." He said to himself as he looked through the binoculars that were pointed at Duncan's rocking car. Suddenly a jeep pulled in extremely fast, slamming into him and sending him over the edge. "AHHHHHHHHH..." (Thump)
"Did you, like, here something, Lance." Kitty asked as Lance pulled out a very large Map and began to read it.
"No. Not really Kitty." Lance answered as he looked at the map. "Ahh. Here it is. We should have taken a left on Mabury Street in order to get to the club." He announced as he pulled the jeep out of the place of high teen pregnancy and left.
From down the gully a slight voice was heard. "Why...God? Why..."
Bayville, Xaiver's Institute for the Gifted 9: 34 P.M
Bobby Drake pulled down his facemask as he light his acetylene torch. He evened out the flame and then applied it to the front doors, still not noticing the sign that said, "pull." Before the flame was able to connect to the door, a small spark hit the tank of gas. "Oh Shi..." Bobby began before he was blown thirty feet backwards.
"Did you hear something professor?" Hank asked right after the explosion took place.
"No. Your move." Xaiver said blatantly
"Uh, E-4."
"Damn it you sunk my battleship!" Xaiver cried as he downed another scotch on the rocks.
To be continued...
Well that's all for this chapter, I need to go fish SF out of the gully for his next chapter so please review. Remember that every one helps me out and gets me through. Sorry if its a little weird i'm on high doses of cold medication
Peace out my people
P.S. The hex is still there so review damn it. Thank you!
Welcome back true believers to another installment of zaniness and all around romantic mush. This chapter will finish the story about what the others are up to and leave some clues too who the shadowy figure is. Once again I'm forced to ask for more reviews. Just the fact that I know people like/hate the story is enough to get me through the day. That and my girlfriend, and the booze. God I love the Booze…
Disclaimer: I own nothing. With the exception of the idea. I own that and will die for it.
Summary: Summary!? We don't need no stinking summary!
Bayville Multiplex 9:00 P.M
The movie was going well. Well actually the credits went by without a hitch. But the moment Tabitha thought to blow up Fred's popcorn in retaliation for him getting revenge on her for shaving his head, which was a good faith act in which she thought he would look better bald, only to realize that she was wrong and refused to apologized, so he was forced to take all her hair products, which then lead her to go into the boys bathroom and continually bother Toad while he was in the shower. (Confused yet?) Anyhow after she blew up his popcorn, the X-Gee… I mean Men, decide to launch an all out assault on the Brotherhood. Too bad they were out numbers 3 to 5. The theater was now cleared. (Kurt turned off his image inducer and all the non-mutant patrons ran faster then A.J from the Backstreet Boys runs toward a Bar.) (A/N: BURN!!) We now join the fight already in progress.
"Oh my God! You couldn't figure out a Rubic Cube?!?" Scott said trying not to crack up, but failing miserably. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…" He laughed, falling onto his ass in the process.
"I'm never going to live this down, am I?" Pietro said pouting. Scott, Evan and Kurt were all laughing and rolling around on the floor. "Damn it Toad! Why did you have to yell it out loud?"
"Sorry Pietro, but Daniel's was about to run me through… I needed something to help save my ass, so I thought about you." Toad said through a weak smile.
"Cheer up Speedy!" Tabitha said as she playfully hung on his arm, "How about we go out and get some ice cream? My treat!"
"Fine. But I want chocolate!" Pietro said stubbornly. As they left through a huge hole in the wall, Tabitha threw a very large Time Bomb behind her. It landed right where the X-men were still laughing their asses off.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA…oh crap" Kurt was laughing before the Bomb rolled right next to him. "Help?" He said in a weak voice before the bomb went off, destroying the entire multiplex. The Brotherhood walked away with the flaming theater in the back ground, emergency vehicles scrambling all about. On the other side of the chaos, the X-Men emerged, very shaken, with their faces covers in soot and their cloths a mess.
"From now on we order Direct TV" Evan said in a weak voice.
"Agreed." Kurt and Scott said before Kurt telported them back to the mansion, where they promptly collapsed.
Bayville, Make-Out Point, 9:20 P.M
Duncan Matthew's car was parked at the very edge of the lane. With loud moans coming from it. They sound extremely similar to the ones of Miss Perfect Princess of the X. Our Shadowy Figure is crouched in the shadows waiting for his prey.
"That's it, Oh Yea! You're a naughty girl aren't you? Yes you are." He said to himself as he looked through the binoculars that were pointed at Duncan's rocking car. Suddenly a jeep pulled in extremely fast, slamming into him and sending him over the edge. "AHHHHHHHHH..." (Thump)
"Did you, like, here something, Lance." Kitty asked as Lance pulled out a very large Map and began to read it.
"No. Not really Kitty." Lance answered as he looked at the map. "Ahh. Here it is. We should have taken a left on Mabury Street in order to get to the club." He announced as he pulled the jeep out of the place of high teen pregnancy and left.
From down the gully a slight voice was heard. "Why...God? Why..."
Bayville, Xaiver's Institute for the Gifted 9: 34 P.M
Bobby Drake pulled down his facemask as he light his acetylene torch. He evened out the flame and then applied it to the front doors, still not noticing the sign that said, "pull." Before the flame was able to connect to the door, a small spark hit the tank of gas. "Oh Shi..." Bobby began before he was blown thirty feet backwards.
"Did you hear something professor?" Hank asked right after the explosion took place.
"No. Your move." Xaiver said blatantly
"Uh, E-4."
"Damn it you sunk my battleship!" Xaiver cried as he downed another scotch on the rocks.
To be continued...
Well that's all for this chapter, I need to go fish SF out of the gully for his next chapter so please review. Remember that every one helps me out and gets me through. Sorry if its a little weird i'm on high doses of cold medication
Peace out my people
P.S. The hex is still there so review damn it. Thank you!