^^ Troubles Renting A Video ^^
Jam, Slash and Tommy were all in the vehicle waiting for their girlfriends to arrive so they would all decide to rent a movie together. The girlfriends such as Nancy, Linda and Wendy had all finally got into the vehicle with their boyfriends.
Slash: *Starts driving in the vehicle.*
Jam: So what movie do ya all wanna rent?
Nancy: I'd say it has to do with romance.
Tommy: I would rather want to see Star Wars. Its my favourite movie of all! *Tommy said while hugging a Obi-Whon action figure.*
Linda: That movie is so lame. *Starts putting on make-up.*
Wendy: Lets suggest to see a movie created by artificial intelligence.
Tommy: That what I call sweet.
Jam: Tommy, that is so lame. *He crossed his arms.*
Nancy: You have to be very good at communicating.
Linda: That is like lamo! *She said as she looked at her boyfriend with disappointment.*
Tommy: So what if I can't fit in. At least I am trying!
Slash: *Turns around and starts speaking to Tommy.* Believe me, ya ain't gonna go that far.
Jam: Cause ya have to play by the tune order to stick to the groove.
Wendy: He just wanted to see Star Wars! *Complained Wendy.*
Jam: Wendy, you aren't very good at it either. *Glancing at Wendy in a weird way.*
Slash: I should suggest the movie 'Valentine.'
Nancy: What?
Jam: Huh?
Linda: All right! But what is it about?
Slash: *Glanced at Linda and the rest as he began to tell the summary of the movie.* It's all about a guy who kills several of his enemies because he wants ti get them back on revenge. I'd say the movie is about revenge and killing.
Jam: I don't think we should watch that....
Slash: Why Jam? Are you scared?
Linda: He probably thinks a butcher man is going to come after him.
Jam: *Sweatdrops hanging down from his face.*
Nancy: Leave Jam alone. If he doesn't want to watch that movie then he doesn't have to. *Explained Nancy while holding Jam's hand.*
Tommy: YA! Nancy has a point.
Wendy: We should probably watch a movie that has romance. *Suggested Wendy.*
Nancy: *Glanced at Wendy in a mean way.* I have already suggested that idea.
Wendy: So what it doesn't look like I have committed a dreadful sin.
Tommy: Can't we just all watch Star Wars?
Everyone: Shut up Tommy!
Tommy: *Glares evilly towards everybody else.
Jam: No way! Not ever watching Valentine!
Slash: Jam, you can just say that your scared.
Jam: NO WAY! *Shouting furiously.*
Linda: We can all vote for our movie and whoever wins decides.
Jam: Stupid idea.
Nancy: It only will make the situation worse.
Tommy: Then we can choose something that all of us will like.
Jam: Man, Tommy you are boring.
Linda: Just shut up and let him think for once.
Jam: Sorry, about that. *He says glancing at Nancy.* I have to be a big mouth....so I would suggest for myself to shut up.....cause I am such a nice person.
Nancy: Jam, I'm still a lot more nicer than you.
Jam: I'm still better.
Nancy: You wish. *She said suddenly smirking at him.*
Jam: I bet I am nicer than you.
Nancy: You can't bet your personality.
Jam: Still better.
Nancy: Oh just shut......*Jam grabs Nancy and starts French-kissing her.*
Wendy: *Glances at Nancy and Jam while admiring them.* That is so sweet.
Linda: Ill! *Freaks out.*
Slash: Will you two just stop doing that!
Jam and Nancy: SHUT UP!
Tommy: *Glances at his action figure. He rolls up the window from the vehicle.*
Slash: Tommy, what are you doing? *Complained Slash.*
Tommy: *Didn't reply. He threw his action figure out of the window and it suddenly hits another vehicle.*
Some person: Dam you kids! I'll call your parents!
Linda: *Pops her head out of the window.* Get bent!
Tommy: I think I here your momma calling.
Slash: *Hollered so loudly the rest of the kids quickly plugged their ears.* Fatt Ass!
Tommy and Linda: *Both closed the window as the other vehicle made a right turn hoping that he would've never seen such rude kids in his life again.*
Jam: At least that's over. *He sighed.*
Wendy: At least look on the bright side...all of us are still okay!
Jam: *Shook his head.*
Nancy: Even though were all okay.....WE STILL HAVEN'T DECIDED TO PICK A MOVIE! *She hollered in a voice, which sounded like Bubbles from the Powerpuff girls.*
Tommy: You got that right.
Wendy: What should we pick then.
Linda: It has to be something that has a good sense of humour.
Slash: Like me. *Started to blush.*
Linda: No not you! I meant the fricken movie!
Slash: Sorrrrrrrieee. All you had to do was say that you are an old hag. *Smiling sneerly.*
Linda: What did you call me?!
Jam: Here we go again.
Nancy: This will always be like a never-ending battle.
Wendy: Lets just us four decide.
Tommy: But we have to include everybody or there will be a bigger argument.
Wendy: Your right. *Sighing as she had given up all faith.*
Jam: At least we get to enjoy...... *Pulls out a deck of Italian cards from his pocket.*
Nancy: Oh Jam, you are always thinking for others. *Starts hugging him tightly.*
Jam: I can get used to this.
Tommy: *Interupts.* Can we start?
Jam: Sure, sure. *He said as he gave Nancy a kiss on the cheek and started shuffling the cards.*
Wendy: I called to be on Tommy's team!
Tommy: You sure you know how to play Brisk?
Wendy: Yes I do. *Looking at him saracastically.*
Jam: That makes me partners with Nancy! *Smiles at her.*
Nancy: *Smiles back sweetly.*
Jam: *Hands out the cards.*
Jam, Nancy, Wendy and Tommy: *All started to play Brisk with one another while Slash and Linda were arguing. It was always revenge between them two.*
Linda: I said...what did you call me?
Slash: You are an old hag. You should be so proud to even look like one.
Linda: *Deathstares at him. She grabbed his neck which happened to throb the poor guy.*
Slash: Linda.....uh..ggggg...sorry!!! *While struggling to breathe.*
Linda: *Released her grip, but still hung onto him. The vehicle was out of control (since no one was driving) even before Nancy made her first move.*
Nancy: Whats happening?!
Jam: *Lost his balance as he accidentally fell on top of her.*
Tommy: I'd say.........
Wendy: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!! *The four kids fell all on top of each other. They were being shifted around in the vehicle, while Slash and Linda were still arguing.*
Linda: Take that back!
Slash: Linda, I said I was sorry.
Linda: *She glanced at him into the eyes. She released him and quickly gave him a little kiss on the cheek.*
Slash: *Blushed.*
Linda: *Without noticing there was a vehicle heading right towards them.*
Slash: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Linda: Grab the steering wheel!
Slash: Right. *He force the steering wheel in the other direction and after had continued driving.*
Linda: You sometimes crack me up.
Slash: I know......That's why I'm the one with a good sense of humour.
Tommy, Jam, Nancy and Wendy: *Had all awakened as they all sat back on the seat.*
Tommy: I was hoping to play in one piece.
Wendy: At least look on the bright side.
Jam: Don't even think about saying that again!
Wendy: *Crossed her arms as she stuck out her tongue at him.*
Nancy: Since we are all slightly getting along.....
Linda: Oh shoot! *Interupted Linda.*
Everyone: WHAT?!
Linda: We forgot about the movie!
Slash: Okay lets all get this settled. We are almost there now and still haven't decided what movie to pick!
Nancy: Why does everyone always take my idea....or always interrupts me!
Jam: I didn't do nothin. *Starts putting his arms around her.*
Nancy: I mean Wendy and Linda!
Linda and Wendy: *Sweat drops.*
Jam: Don't worry Nancy, I will always be here for you. *Starts comforting her.*
Tommy: I'd suggest now to watch Zoolander.
Slash: That movie doesn't sound great. Daisuke told me that movie had sucked.
Linda: What about American Pie Two? *Everyone agreed all except Wendy.*
Nancy: Why do you have to spoil it? *Shook her head of disappointment.*
Wendy: I just don't like movies that revolve around physical relationships.
Slash: I was hoping to see that.
Jam: How about the Mario Brothers?
Linda: That movie is sooo old.
Slash: It would embrass me for my whole entire life.
Tommy: I'd like to see that.
Nancy: But, not everyone agreed to it.
Tommy: Oh.
Slash: What about Don't Say A Word.
Jam: That movie is really good.
Wendy: When did you ever watch that?
Jam: Well if you put it that way I have never seen it. But Gannondorf told me that it was a really great movie.
Linda: Too much mystery.......Only smart people will get that. *Stares at Wendy and Nancy.*
Tommy: Linda, it's not only about mystery it's about this girl who has a six digit number that her father gave her......The are these people after her and they almost killed her and....
Jam: *Interupts.* Tommy it's bad enough not getting a movie, but you actually telling us what it is all about.......WILL SPOIL IT!
Nancy: I have a great idea!
Wendy: I hope it's something that I could watch.
Linda: It better have to do with some romance.
Jam: No blood or guts.
Slash: Something Jam is scared of.
Jam: *Turns around and smiles at Slash.*
Tommy: There has to be food in it and I want to eat.
Nancy: A WALK TO REMEMBER!
Jam: When did that ever come out?
Slash: Ya....when?
Nancy: *Blushed as she started to explain.* Even though it didn't come out yet...I have an older cousin that works there. He gets all the new releases in quite early.
Tommy: Which allows us to rent the movie!
Nancy: Correct!
Jam: A Walk To Remember it is then. Does it have any blood in it?
Nancy: No silly. *She pats him on the shoulder.* It's about romance where a guy falls in love with a girl.
Tommy: Don't give away that......
Nancy: At least I don't tell what the whole story is about.
Tommy: Oh, you just say the basic idea. Sorry, sorry.
Jam and Nancy: *Stare at him sarcastically.*
Linda: Okay Slash lets get that movie.
Slash: Okay then. *Thinks confusingly for a couple of moments.* What movie was that called again?
Everyone: A WALK TO REMEMBER! *Shouting so loudly it blew Slash almost out of the vehicle.
Slash: Okay then. I heard you guys the first time.
Nancy: I can't believe we had gone through all that trouble seeing a movie............Any ways since were renting that movie for my sleep over I have decided to change a couple of plans.
Jam: What is that. *He put is arm around her shoulder smiling back at her.*
Nancy: You wait and see.
Slash: I see men and wo-men playing on the grass scratching everyone's ass, that's why they wanted to roll on the grass.
Everyone: Slash! *They all laughed.*
To be continued in ^^ The Best Sleep over in History.^^
By: Jam Davis Loadman