The Quest For The Key
Another slice of quality insanity brought to you by the lovely ladies of Piccolo Inc.
Episode II - The Quest Begins!
Written by namek kaia
Voice of Narrator:
On the previous episode of Quest For The Key, all our divine women of Piccolo Inc. were inside headquarters doing what they do best. All the girls... save one.
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Utena poked her head out of the kitchen. "Hey, has anyone seen Hana today?" she asked the others.
"Say..." Sherri turned away from the computer, looking suspicious. "You don't think..."
"NAHHHH!!" they all chorused, turning back to their activities. A loud knock then sounded at the front door, making them all jump.
"Holy shit, it's PICCOLO!!" Sherri shouted, standing up to get a better look.
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Yes, indeed it was Piccolo. However, this visit was no ordinary occurrence. The girls were about to happen upon some rather shocking, yet hilarious news.
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"Hana said the key was here, and one of you," his eyes swept over the women, making them all shudder, "would know where to find it."
Another woman stepped into view, wiggling her fingers at the astonished group. "Hi guys," Hana greeted.
"Can we get back to the problem?" Piccolo asked irritably.
He pulled his right arm into clear view, dragging Hana along. A gleaming silver ring was clamped firmly around his right wrist. A short length of chain joined it to a matching ring on Hana's left wrist. "These are the re-enforced, extra durable, unbreakable handcuffs that Sabrina stocks in the Toy Room," Hana explained.
"Did you forget to take the keys?" Sabrina asked, unable to quit grinning.
"No, I remembered them," Hana said, getting slightly annoyed. "I've just... misplaced them somewhere. That's all!"
NaK jumped up and struck a dramatic pose. "A quest!" she declared. "A quest, comrades!!" Everyone else face faulted. "What??"
"Look," Piccolo growled, staring at each of them in turn. "Let's just find the damn keys, okay?"
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Will the girls find the key? Will Piccolo ever get out of this humiliating situation? And what of the quest? Will it go on? Or is it just another one of NaK's crazy ideas? Find out on today's episode of Quest For The Key!!
* Insert theme music and clips from the show for thirty seconds *
Warning: This episode of Quest For The Key may contain slight sexual humor and/or suggestive dialogue. Immature audiences only.
"Will you please just hurry and find those STUPID keys so that I can get out of these things and we may all go on about our businesses?" Piccolo shouted, but not harshly, at the girls. The look of constantly building annoyance was portrayed in the deep curves of his gorgeous green face. Each girl stood staring at him, not really acknowledging the question, nor really hearing it at all.
"Ah yes," NaK spoke as she was starting to come back to reality. "The Quest!! I declare a contest," she added, smiling wildly, but hesitated in the revealing of her declaration.
"Well... what is it!!! I haven't got all day you know!" he asked casting a sideways glare toward Hana, their wrists still chained (although quite contently in Hana's case) by the unbreakable handcuffs. Hana merely smiled back in response, not fully caring how uncomfortable he was in the predicament.
"I say that whosoever finds the keys to the handcuffs and frees Piccolo will get a whole day with 'His Gorgeousness'!!" she squealed in excitement, clapping her hands together and jumping up and down. Everyone else, including Piccolo, face faulted.
"You know I'm not going to agree to such terms!!" he nearly shouted as he recovered, dragging Hana by the arm as he rose.
"Oh yes you will," NaK uttered in her sly voice.
"That is..." Sherri added, knowing what NaK was thinking, "if you wanna get out of those handcuffs," she finished, crossing her arms and adding a smirk to her face.
Piccolo clenched his fist tightly; sweat starting to mist his face. "FINE! I won't need your help. I'll find the damn keys myself," he yelled and stalked off, dragging an amused Hana along with him.
"Alright," Mia added in a mock agreement. She sat back down and called most of her attention back to her sketchpad. "But you're never going to find those keys without our help."
Piccolo halted in his stride and remained still for a few moments. He knew she was right. In this place, it would take forever to find the keys. And the sooner he could get out of this situation, the better. "Alright, fine. I agree. But you will only get one hour."
"Twenty four!!" NaK argued.
"Three"
"Eighteen"
"Six"
"Twelve," they debated one after the other.
"Deal," he finally agreed, but not letting his grunt of disapproval go unnoticed. "BUT," he interrupted them from their mad dashes to the toy room, the most obvious place for the keys. "If I find the keys, the deal's off. Got it?" Everyone knew he was dead serious and that there was no way of negotiating his decision. They all nodded in response.
"Well, I don't know about you losers, but I'm gonna find those keys first!!" Piccolo Raper announced and led the rest of the race to the Toy Room. Everyone arrived at the small door at the same time and tried to cram their selves in, attempting to be the first to the keys. Utena, using her small size to her advantage, managed to squeeze past the jam and caused everyone else to go stumbling forward into the floor. Utena clamped a hand over her mouth, trying to stifle the laughter at the site of her friends trying to regain their statures, and not to mention Piccolo's annoyed expression that so easily graced his face.
"Utena!!" Hana called, still struggling to make her way to her feet.
"Sorry," she replied, laughing nervously as a sweat drop made its appearance.
The search for the key had begun. Piccolo, along with Hana and Sherri, searched through the many boxes on the shelves of the far wall. Inside were handcuffs and keys, old and new. As she placed another box back in its place on the shelf, Sherri noticed that a set of keys had been dropped on the floor. Why she hadn't noticed them before didn't bother to cross her mind. She quickly scooped them up and held them over her head. "I think I found them!" she cried happily.
Sherri rushed over to Piccolo, almost knocking him over in the process. She placed her keys in the lock of the handcuffs and turned... only to find that nothing happened. They weren't the right keys. With a sad and disappointed face, Sherri continued her search.
Hana and Piccolo searched through more boxes of handcuffs, only finding several sets of keys that were obviously not the ones they were looking for.
Meanwhile, Mia and Utena rummaged through the huge toy box where things were often thrown to be gotten out of the way or in case of a quickly needed hiding place. There was only a slight chance that they would find the keys there, but no one was leaving the Toy Room until every inch was searched.
Sabrina, NaK, and Piccolo Raper searched through a large bureau with various drawers. In these drawers were whips, outfits/uniforms, and other kinky items that were sometimes needed. Piccolo Raper became distracted with all the toys she had forgotten about. Sabrina was throwing the contents of one drawer in all directions. When she finally reached the bottom of one, she would close it, open the next, and do the same. NaK was pulling the drawers completely out of the bureau, turning them upside down and scrambling through the contents on the floor.
At the bottom of one pile that NaK scattered around was none other than a pair of leopard-print thongs. She picked them up by the band and studied them with squinted eyes.
"Alright, who's been stealing my underwear!?!?!?" she called, standing and holding up the garment in question. "I've been looking for these for weeks and I wanna know who's the perv that stole them," she continued, eyeing everyone suspiciously.
Everything was silent for several moments. Piccolo began to blush furiously. After the initial embarrassment passed over the others, they all burst out laughing at once.
"Um... NaK. You put those there yourself, remember?" Sabrina explained after catching her breath from her laughter.
"Oh yeah! Now I remember!!" NaK exclaimed and stuffed the panties in her pocket, going on with her business as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.
Despite everyone's hard efforts, nothing was found.
"Well, Hana are you sure you don't have an idea of where you left the keys?" Sherri asked.
"If I knew where the keys were, then we'd already be out of this mess," she replied.
"Sure you would," Sabrina commented and winked at Hana.
As everyone exited the room, they decided that splitting up and finding the key that way would be better. Every person went into a different wing of headquarters in hopes of finding the place where Hana left the key. NaK noticed that Hana was leading Piccolo in the direction of her quarters and quickly ran after them.
"Wait up you guys!" she called after them. "Mind if I come along? Three heads are better than two you know."
"That's okay. You don't have to," Hana replied somewhat agitated.
"Oh, but I insist," NaK assured, knowingly imposing herself. Hana didn't really like it, but knew that there was no stopping her. Piccolo was somewhat relieved now that he didn't have to be alone with Hana. But her along with NaK could prove to be an even worse situation.
As they all entered Hana's room, Piccolo and Hana moved toward the nightstand beside the bed, preparing to look through the drawers. But NaK interrupted them once again, asking the question that had been rolling around in her mind for hours.
"So... what did you two do exactly?" she asked without even the slightest hint of nervousness or hesitation.
"That's none of your business!!" Piccolo quickly responded.
"Well I was just asking! Excuuuse me," NaK mocked.
While Piccolo and NaK were arguing over what was whose business, Hana noticed something out of the corner of her eye. It was a set of keys! They were "hiding" behind a picture of Piccolo Inc. that someone had taken at a party, which she kept on the nightstand. Not knowing if they were actually the keys they were looking for, and quickly deciding that she had no time to argue with herself, she swiftly scooped them up and dropped them in her pocket, her actions going unnoticed by the arguing pair.
But when Hana brought her attention back to the argument between Piccolo and NaK, things had gone from bad to worse... at least in Hana's opinion. NaK was slyly inching her way over to Piccolo, a smirk spreading across her lips. "So what do you say? I get next, right?" she asked and attempted to slink her arm around his waist, only to be smacked away by Hana. Piccolo could only stand with an awful look of dread on his face.
"Back off! He's mine, and he'll stay that way until we're out of these handcuffs, got it?" she hissed.
"I am no one's to claim! I'm not some 'thing' you just play around with!" Piccolo shouted at both the girls.
"SHUT UP!!" they cried in unison and returned to their dispute.
"You've had him all to yourself for long enough. It's someone else's turn, wouldn't you say?" said NaK.
"No! And even if it WAS your turn, you couldn't very well have it while we're still handcuffed together like this now can you?" Hana retorted.
"I'll take my turn when I say it's my turn!" NaK yelled.
"You will not!"
"I will too!"
They argued for a few more moments before NaK suddenly tackled Hana, bringing her to the floor... and Piccolo along with her. Somehow, Piccolo ended up at the bottom of the pile with the two girls pushing and shoving above him. He tried to throw them off without harming them, but it was useless. Nevertheless, he continued to try and get himself out of the current situation.
Just as he was thought he was about to have to knock one of them unconscious, thinking it was his only alternative, the door to Hana's room suddenly swung open. The remaining five girls stood in shock at the scene before them.
"HANA!!! NAK!!!" they all called in unison, causing the shovefest to come to a halt. NaK now had Hana pinned down on Piccolo's left side, her arm somewhat twisted from the position.
"Um... hi guys," they replied with sweatdrops of embarrassment forming.
Voice of Narrator:
And so... the quest has begun. Who will receive the prize of a whole twelve hours with Piccolo? Will anyone ever find the keys? And what of the keys that Hana has managed to sneak into her pocket? Are those even the right keys? What other crazy antics will the ladies of Piccolo Inc. encounter before it all ends? Find out the answer to these questions and more on the next episode of Quest For The Key!
* Ending theme and clips *
Another slice of quality insanity brought to you by the lovely ladies of Piccolo Inc.
Episode II - The Quest Begins!
Written by namek kaia
Voice of Narrator:
On the previous episode of Quest For The Key, all our divine women of Piccolo Inc. were inside headquarters doing what they do best. All the girls... save one.
~
Utena poked her head out of the kitchen. "Hey, has anyone seen Hana today?" she asked the others.
"Say..." Sherri turned away from the computer, looking suspicious. "You don't think..."
"NAHHHH!!" they all chorused, turning back to their activities. A loud knock then sounded at the front door, making them all jump.
"Holy shit, it's PICCOLO!!" Sherri shouted, standing up to get a better look.
~
Yes, indeed it was Piccolo. However, this visit was no ordinary occurrence. The girls were about to happen upon some rather shocking, yet hilarious news.
~
"Hana said the key was here, and one of you," his eyes swept over the women, making them all shudder, "would know where to find it."
Another woman stepped into view, wiggling her fingers at the astonished group. "Hi guys," Hana greeted.
"Can we get back to the problem?" Piccolo asked irritably.
He pulled his right arm into clear view, dragging Hana along. A gleaming silver ring was clamped firmly around his right wrist. A short length of chain joined it to a matching ring on Hana's left wrist. "These are the re-enforced, extra durable, unbreakable handcuffs that Sabrina stocks in the Toy Room," Hana explained.
"Did you forget to take the keys?" Sabrina asked, unable to quit grinning.
"No, I remembered them," Hana said, getting slightly annoyed. "I've just... misplaced them somewhere. That's all!"
NaK jumped up and struck a dramatic pose. "A quest!" she declared. "A quest, comrades!!" Everyone else face faulted. "What??"
"Look," Piccolo growled, staring at each of them in turn. "Let's just find the damn keys, okay?"
~
Will the girls find the key? Will Piccolo ever get out of this humiliating situation? And what of the quest? Will it go on? Or is it just another one of NaK's crazy ideas? Find out on today's episode of Quest For The Key!!
* Insert theme music and clips from the show for thirty seconds *
Warning: This episode of Quest For The Key may contain slight sexual humor and/or suggestive dialogue. Immature audiences only.
"Will you please just hurry and find those STUPID keys so that I can get out of these things and we may all go on about our businesses?" Piccolo shouted, but not harshly, at the girls. The look of constantly building annoyance was portrayed in the deep curves of his gorgeous green face. Each girl stood staring at him, not really acknowledging the question, nor really hearing it at all.
"Ah yes," NaK spoke as she was starting to come back to reality. "The Quest!! I declare a contest," she added, smiling wildly, but hesitated in the revealing of her declaration.
"Well... what is it!!! I haven't got all day you know!" he asked casting a sideways glare toward Hana, their wrists still chained (although quite contently in Hana's case) by the unbreakable handcuffs. Hana merely smiled back in response, not fully caring how uncomfortable he was in the predicament.
"I say that whosoever finds the keys to the handcuffs and frees Piccolo will get a whole day with 'His Gorgeousness'!!" she squealed in excitement, clapping her hands together and jumping up and down. Everyone else, including Piccolo, face faulted.
"You know I'm not going to agree to such terms!!" he nearly shouted as he recovered, dragging Hana by the arm as he rose.
"Oh yes you will," NaK uttered in her sly voice.
"That is..." Sherri added, knowing what NaK was thinking, "if you wanna get out of those handcuffs," she finished, crossing her arms and adding a smirk to her face.
Piccolo clenched his fist tightly; sweat starting to mist his face. "FINE! I won't need your help. I'll find the damn keys myself," he yelled and stalked off, dragging an amused Hana along with him.
"Alright," Mia added in a mock agreement. She sat back down and called most of her attention back to her sketchpad. "But you're never going to find those keys without our help."
Piccolo halted in his stride and remained still for a few moments. He knew she was right. In this place, it would take forever to find the keys. And the sooner he could get out of this situation, the better. "Alright, fine. I agree. But you will only get one hour."
"Twenty four!!" NaK argued.
"Three"
"Eighteen"
"Six"
"Twelve," they debated one after the other.
"Deal," he finally agreed, but not letting his grunt of disapproval go unnoticed. "BUT," he interrupted them from their mad dashes to the toy room, the most obvious place for the keys. "If I find the keys, the deal's off. Got it?" Everyone knew he was dead serious and that there was no way of negotiating his decision. They all nodded in response.
"Well, I don't know about you losers, but I'm gonna find those keys first!!" Piccolo Raper announced and led the rest of the race to the Toy Room. Everyone arrived at the small door at the same time and tried to cram their selves in, attempting to be the first to the keys. Utena, using her small size to her advantage, managed to squeeze past the jam and caused everyone else to go stumbling forward into the floor. Utena clamped a hand over her mouth, trying to stifle the laughter at the site of her friends trying to regain their statures, and not to mention Piccolo's annoyed expression that so easily graced his face.
"Utena!!" Hana called, still struggling to make her way to her feet.
"Sorry," she replied, laughing nervously as a sweat drop made its appearance.
The search for the key had begun. Piccolo, along with Hana and Sherri, searched through the many boxes on the shelves of the far wall. Inside were handcuffs and keys, old and new. As she placed another box back in its place on the shelf, Sherri noticed that a set of keys had been dropped on the floor. Why she hadn't noticed them before didn't bother to cross her mind. She quickly scooped them up and held them over her head. "I think I found them!" she cried happily.
Sherri rushed over to Piccolo, almost knocking him over in the process. She placed her keys in the lock of the handcuffs and turned... only to find that nothing happened. They weren't the right keys. With a sad and disappointed face, Sherri continued her search.
Hana and Piccolo searched through more boxes of handcuffs, only finding several sets of keys that were obviously not the ones they were looking for.
Meanwhile, Mia and Utena rummaged through the huge toy box where things were often thrown to be gotten out of the way or in case of a quickly needed hiding place. There was only a slight chance that they would find the keys there, but no one was leaving the Toy Room until every inch was searched.
Sabrina, NaK, and Piccolo Raper searched through a large bureau with various drawers. In these drawers were whips, outfits/uniforms, and other kinky items that were sometimes needed. Piccolo Raper became distracted with all the toys she had forgotten about. Sabrina was throwing the contents of one drawer in all directions. When she finally reached the bottom of one, she would close it, open the next, and do the same. NaK was pulling the drawers completely out of the bureau, turning them upside down and scrambling through the contents on the floor.
At the bottom of one pile that NaK scattered around was none other than a pair of leopard-print thongs. She picked them up by the band and studied them with squinted eyes.
"Alright, who's been stealing my underwear!?!?!?" she called, standing and holding up the garment in question. "I've been looking for these for weeks and I wanna know who's the perv that stole them," she continued, eyeing everyone suspiciously.
Everything was silent for several moments. Piccolo began to blush furiously. After the initial embarrassment passed over the others, they all burst out laughing at once.
"Um... NaK. You put those there yourself, remember?" Sabrina explained after catching her breath from her laughter.
"Oh yeah! Now I remember!!" NaK exclaimed and stuffed the panties in her pocket, going on with her business as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.
Despite everyone's hard efforts, nothing was found.
"Well, Hana are you sure you don't have an idea of where you left the keys?" Sherri asked.
"If I knew where the keys were, then we'd already be out of this mess," she replied.
"Sure you would," Sabrina commented and winked at Hana.
As everyone exited the room, they decided that splitting up and finding the key that way would be better. Every person went into a different wing of headquarters in hopes of finding the place where Hana left the key. NaK noticed that Hana was leading Piccolo in the direction of her quarters and quickly ran after them.
"Wait up you guys!" she called after them. "Mind if I come along? Three heads are better than two you know."
"That's okay. You don't have to," Hana replied somewhat agitated.
"Oh, but I insist," NaK assured, knowingly imposing herself. Hana didn't really like it, but knew that there was no stopping her. Piccolo was somewhat relieved now that he didn't have to be alone with Hana. But her along with NaK could prove to be an even worse situation.
As they all entered Hana's room, Piccolo and Hana moved toward the nightstand beside the bed, preparing to look through the drawers. But NaK interrupted them once again, asking the question that had been rolling around in her mind for hours.
"So... what did you two do exactly?" she asked without even the slightest hint of nervousness or hesitation.
"That's none of your business!!" Piccolo quickly responded.
"Well I was just asking! Excuuuse me," NaK mocked.
While Piccolo and NaK were arguing over what was whose business, Hana noticed something out of the corner of her eye. It was a set of keys! They were "hiding" behind a picture of Piccolo Inc. that someone had taken at a party, which she kept on the nightstand. Not knowing if they were actually the keys they were looking for, and quickly deciding that she had no time to argue with herself, she swiftly scooped them up and dropped them in her pocket, her actions going unnoticed by the arguing pair.
But when Hana brought her attention back to the argument between Piccolo and NaK, things had gone from bad to worse... at least in Hana's opinion. NaK was slyly inching her way over to Piccolo, a smirk spreading across her lips. "So what do you say? I get next, right?" she asked and attempted to slink her arm around his waist, only to be smacked away by Hana. Piccolo could only stand with an awful look of dread on his face.
"Back off! He's mine, and he'll stay that way until we're out of these handcuffs, got it?" she hissed.
"I am no one's to claim! I'm not some 'thing' you just play around with!" Piccolo shouted at both the girls.
"SHUT UP!!" they cried in unison and returned to their dispute.
"You've had him all to yourself for long enough. It's someone else's turn, wouldn't you say?" said NaK.
"No! And even if it WAS your turn, you couldn't very well have it while we're still handcuffed together like this now can you?" Hana retorted.
"I'll take my turn when I say it's my turn!" NaK yelled.
"You will not!"
"I will too!"
They argued for a few more moments before NaK suddenly tackled Hana, bringing her to the floor... and Piccolo along with her. Somehow, Piccolo ended up at the bottom of the pile with the two girls pushing and shoving above him. He tried to throw them off without harming them, but it was useless. Nevertheless, he continued to try and get himself out of the current situation.
Just as he was thought he was about to have to knock one of them unconscious, thinking it was his only alternative, the door to Hana's room suddenly swung open. The remaining five girls stood in shock at the scene before them.
"HANA!!! NAK!!!" they all called in unison, causing the shovefest to come to a halt. NaK now had Hana pinned down on Piccolo's left side, her arm somewhat twisted from the position.
"Um... hi guys," they replied with sweatdrops of embarrassment forming.
Voice of Narrator:
And so... the quest has begun. Who will receive the prize of a whole twelve hours with Piccolo? Will anyone ever find the keys? And what of the keys that Hana has managed to sneak into her pocket? Are those even the right keys? What other crazy antics will the ladies of Piccolo Inc. encounter before it all ends? Find out the answer to these questions and more on the next episode of Quest For The Key!
* Ending theme and clips *