Quest for the Key
Chapter four
Chapter author: Sabrina aka piccolosfire
Cheesy funi dub announcer:
Last time on quest our intrepid group of authoress' split up into two groups in an attempt to cover more ground. Sherri, Nak, Piccolo Raper and Sabrina trekked upstairs into the attic while Piccolo, Hana, Utena and Mia boldly searched the catacombs below.
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Sherri, NaK, Piccolo Raper and Sabrina came bounding down the stairs, giggling and carrying on like a group of school girls.
"I'm sooo happy I found my plushie! I can't wait to take a bath tonight!" NaK exclaimed as she tromped ahead of the rest.
Sherri followed a close second - her Piccolo blanket draped over her shoulders while Sabrina and P.R. brought up the rear, Sabrina dragging her life sized Piccolo dress up doll behind her and P.R. poking pins in her sailor moon voodoo doll.
Sherri nudged NaK and whispered to the other two..."Whoa you guys! Check out the rest of the Scooby team....they look like they've seen a ghost!"
"Gah! They're probably just upset that they didn't find the key....bunch o' crybabies." P.R. noted with a look of disgust.
"Crybabies?? Why you little....." Hana jumped up but was immediately pulled back down by Piccolo who gave her a warning glare.
"Don't you dare start another fight Hana....I'm in no mood."
"Hmph. Well for you information, we did happen to find a ghost." Mia stated simply.
Utena nodded gravely, "Yes....it was horrible! I'm not so sure it was a ghost though but whatever it was, it was hideous!"
"Heh. Just what sort of fumes were you four chuckle heads breathing down there?" Sabrina said with a sly grin.
"Look you old fossil...." Hana shot back up and was once again pulled down by Piccolo.
"Fossil?? Why you!"
NaK and Sherri held onto Sabrina while Piccolo kept a firm grip on Hana. P.R. was back in her strangely darkened corner goading them both into a fight while Utena and Mia ran to the kitchen, hoping cookies would calm the angry women. Things began to escalate when suddenly there was a knock at the door...
"Who the hell could that be?"
"Well NaK - why don't you answer the door and find out." Sherri said while rolling her eyes.
"Yes mother..." NaK muttered under her breath.
"Hi, can I help.....oh shit."
NaK opened the door and was greeted with the sight of two angry ladies, Desert Dweller and Demon Lover.
"Uhh...hi guys. Back so soon from your vacations?"
"Oh don't play dumb with us NaK! We've read the first three chapters...and we want in!" Demon Lover pushed her way past NaK and barged into the house. "So where is....OH MY GOD! IT'S REALLY HIM!!"
Her anger quickly forgotten, D.L. lunged at Piccolo and clamped onto his shoulders squealing with delight. Desert Dweller rushed past NaK and immediately got giant anime type hearts in her eyes when she spotted him and glomped our "friendly" namek in much the same fashion.
"I can't believe it! I'm actually touching his cape!"
"Hee hee....I'd like to touch more than that!"
D.L. and Desert Dweller began pushing each other out of the way, trying to get a better hold on their newly discovered prize. Everyone else stared at the two, their mouths hanging open.
Sherri looked at NaK,
NaK looked at Sabrina,
Sabrina looked at Hana,
Hana looked at Mia,
Mia looked at Utena
Utena looked at P.R,
and P.R. looked back to Sherri.
Sherri shrugged and rolled her eyes, "Well I guess we've got to let them in on it...they are members of the group..."
"Damn straight we're in on it! Hell...we've paid our ff.net union dues! Isn't that right D.L.?"
"Right! We are card carrying members of Piccolo Inc. - and we want to search for the key!"
Realizing they're chances have just decreased, the rest of the group resigned themselves to the fact that D.L. and Desert Dweller were now part of the search party.
*Sigh* "All right....sitting around here bickering wont get us very far. Hana, why don't you tell us what happened down in the catacombs." Sabrina said as everyone else grabbed a seat and waited for Hana to begin her tale.
Hana related to the rest of the group what they had discovered down in the catacombs. She told them of the mysterious cloaked figure calling itself the spirit of stupidity, and that it had materialized a hideous beast which looked just like Yajirobie in a pink tutu.
"BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh puleeze! You four can't be serious?" Desert Dweller clutched her sides, while tears of laughter coursed down her cheeks.
Piccolo grumbled and shot her and the others a warning glare, instantly putting a stop to the taunting.
"I know what I saw...and whatever it was, it wasn't human." Utena chipped in.
Everyone grew silent for several moments, each one lost in thought. P.R. emerged from her strangely darkened corner and broke the silence.
"It seems pretty obvious that this so called spirit is hiding something. I say we go down there and find out what it is."
"Good idea P.R. - but this creature may be dangerous. We are going to have to prepare...TO THE BAT CAVE!" *ahem* "I mean....let's suit up ladies!" Mia lead the way to the armory room which, oddly enough, had materialized right next to the toy room.
Everyone eagerly followed her in, while Hana and an unwilling Piccolo brought up the rear. Once inside the room, the group looked around and stared open mouthed at what lay before them.
"Holy shit! Where did all this come from?" D.L. exclaimed as she let out a low whistle.
"We needed it for the story..." Sabrina shrugged.
Lining the walls of the room as an impressive array of guns, knives and beautiful katanas (for Hana), along with a massive supply of ammo. Hanging neatly on pink silk covered hangers were nine skin tight black leather uniforms.
"Oh hell yeah!! Just like Charlie's Angels!!" NaK ran to the uniforms and pulled one off the hanger.
P.R. ran to the wall 'o knives and began drooling while she fondled the blades. Everyone else stood where they were....ogling the guns.
"Well come on you guys....let's get ready." Sabrina headed for the suits and grabbed one off the hanger. "Uhh...Hana....do you think Piccolo could, you know, cover his eyes or something while we all change?"
"Sure...but how am I supposed to change? I wanna wear a Angels uniform!!" Hana pouted.
"Sorry chicka....guess your stuck with your street clothes."
Hana grabbed a katana and drug Piccolo out of the room, noting the slight look of disappointment on his face as they left. "We'll be waiting...hurry it up."
Several minutes passed while Hana and Piccolo waited out in the living room, listening to the giggles and squeals of delight coming from the armory room. Hana glared at the door and tapped her fingers impatiently on the arm of the couch while Piccolo looked longingly toward the door.
Just when she thought her patience had completely run out Hana could hear the door creak open. Standing up and dragging Piccolo behind her, she hurried to the door as the rest of the crew came striding out.
*cheesy action movie music starts*
Eight women stood before them, a gust of wind coming out of nowhere - blowing their hair back....making it look like they were shooting a shampoo commercial. All were dressed in tight leather uniforms, black high heeled boots with enormous amounts of weapons strapped around their waists. P.R. strode to the head of the group, took out a knife and licked the blade wickedly.
"All right.....let's rock and roll!"
Announcer: And so the ladies of Piccolo Inc. set off for the catacombs in search for the key, their numbers increased by two. Ready and willing to take down any spirits or fat men in pink tutu's that may get in their way. What will happen? Find out next time on QUEST FOR THE KEY!
Chapter four
Chapter author: Sabrina aka piccolosfire
Cheesy funi dub announcer:
Last time on quest our intrepid group of authoress' split up into two groups in an attempt to cover more ground. Sherri, Nak, Piccolo Raper and Sabrina trekked upstairs into the attic while Piccolo, Hana, Utena and Mia boldly searched the catacombs below.
_____________________________________________________________________
Sherri, NaK, Piccolo Raper and Sabrina came bounding down the stairs, giggling and carrying on like a group of school girls.
"I'm sooo happy I found my plushie! I can't wait to take a bath tonight!" NaK exclaimed as she tromped ahead of the rest.
Sherri followed a close second - her Piccolo blanket draped over her shoulders while Sabrina and P.R. brought up the rear, Sabrina dragging her life sized Piccolo dress up doll behind her and P.R. poking pins in her sailor moon voodoo doll.
Sherri nudged NaK and whispered to the other two..."Whoa you guys! Check out the rest of the Scooby team....they look like they've seen a ghost!"
"Gah! They're probably just upset that they didn't find the key....bunch o' crybabies." P.R. noted with a look of disgust.
"Crybabies?? Why you little....." Hana jumped up but was immediately pulled back down by Piccolo who gave her a warning glare.
"Don't you dare start another fight Hana....I'm in no mood."
"Hmph. Well for you information, we did happen to find a ghost." Mia stated simply.
Utena nodded gravely, "Yes....it was horrible! I'm not so sure it was a ghost though but whatever it was, it was hideous!"
"Heh. Just what sort of fumes were you four chuckle heads breathing down there?" Sabrina said with a sly grin.
"Look you old fossil...." Hana shot back up and was once again pulled down by Piccolo.
"Fossil?? Why you!"
NaK and Sherri held onto Sabrina while Piccolo kept a firm grip on Hana. P.R. was back in her strangely darkened corner goading them both into a fight while Utena and Mia ran to the kitchen, hoping cookies would calm the angry women. Things began to escalate when suddenly there was a knock at the door...
"Who the hell could that be?"
"Well NaK - why don't you answer the door and find out." Sherri said while rolling her eyes.
"Yes mother..." NaK muttered under her breath.
"Hi, can I help.....oh shit."
NaK opened the door and was greeted with the sight of two angry ladies, Desert Dweller and Demon Lover.
"Uhh...hi guys. Back so soon from your vacations?"
"Oh don't play dumb with us NaK! We've read the first three chapters...and we want in!" Demon Lover pushed her way past NaK and barged into the house. "So where is....OH MY GOD! IT'S REALLY HIM!!"
Her anger quickly forgotten, D.L. lunged at Piccolo and clamped onto his shoulders squealing with delight. Desert Dweller rushed past NaK and immediately got giant anime type hearts in her eyes when she spotted him and glomped our "friendly" namek in much the same fashion.
"I can't believe it! I'm actually touching his cape!"
"Hee hee....I'd like to touch more than that!"
D.L. and Desert Dweller began pushing each other out of the way, trying to get a better hold on their newly discovered prize. Everyone else stared at the two, their mouths hanging open.
Sherri looked at NaK,
NaK looked at Sabrina,
Sabrina looked at Hana,
Hana looked at Mia,
Mia looked at Utena
Utena looked at P.R,
and P.R. looked back to Sherri.
Sherri shrugged and rolled her eyes, "Well I guess we've got to let them in on it...they are members of the group..."
"Damn straight we're in on it! Hell...we've paid our ff.net union dues! Isn't that right D.L.?"
"Right! We are card carrying members of Piccolo Inc. - and we want to search for the key!"
Realizing they're chances have just decreased, the rest of the group resigned themselves to the fact that D.L. and Desert Dweller were now part of the search party.
*Sigh* "All right....sitting around here bickering wont get us very far. Hana, why don't you tell us what happened down in the catacombs." Sabrina said as everyone else grabbed a seat and waited for Hana to begin her tale.
Hana related to the rest of the group what they had discovered down in the catacombs. She told them of the mysterious cloaked figure calling itself the spirit of stupidity, and that it had materialized a hideous beast which looked just like Yajirobie in a pink tutu.
"BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh puleeze! You four can't be serious?" Desert Dweller clutched her sides, while tears of laughter coursed down her cheeks.
Piccolo grumbled and shot her and the others a warning glare, instantly putting a stop to the taunting.
"I know what I saw...and whatever it was, it wasn't human." Utena chipped in.
Everyone grew silent for several moments, each one lost in thought. P.R. emerged from her strangely darkened corner and broke the silence.
"It seems pretty obvious that this so called spirit is hiding something. I say we go down there and find out what it is."
"Good idea P.R. - but this creature may be dangerous. We are going to have to prepare...TO THE BAT CAVE!" *ahem* "I mean....let's suit up ladies!" Mia lead the way to the armory room which, oddly enough, had materialized right next to the toy room.
Everyone eagerly followed her in, while Hana and an unwilling Piccolo brought up the rear. Once inside the room, the group looked around and stared open mouthed at what lay before them.
"Holy shit! Where did all this come from?" D.L. exclaimed as she let out a low whistle.
"We needed it for the story..." Sabrina shrugged.
Lining the walls of the room as an impressive array of guns, knives and beautiful katanas (for Hana), along with a massive supply of ammo. Hanging neatly on pink silk covered hangers were nine skin tight black leather uniforms.
"Oh hell yeah!! Just like Charlie's Angels!!" NaK ran to the uniforms and pulled one off the hanger.
P.R. ran to the wall 'o knives and began drooling while she fondled the blades. Everyone else stood where they were....ogling the guns.
"Well come on you guys....let's get ready." Sabrina headed for the suits and grabbed one off the hanger. "Uhh...Hana....do you think Piccolo could, you know, cover his eyes or something while we all change?"
"Sure...but how am I supposed to change? I wanna wear a Angels uniform!!" Hana pouted.
"Sorry chicka....guess your stuck with your street clothes."
Hana grabbed a katana and drug Piccolo out of the room, noting the slight look of disappointment on his face as they left. "We'll be waiting...hurry it up."
Several minutes passed while Hana and Piccolo waited out in the living room, listening to the giggles and squeals of delight coming from the armory room. Hana glared at the door and tapped her fingers impatiently on the arm of the couch while Piccolo looked longingly toward the door.
Just when she thought her patience had completely run out Hana could hear the door creak open. Standing up and dragging Piccolo behind her, she hurried to the door as the rest of the crew came striding out.
*cheesy action movie music starts*
Eight women stood before them, a gust of wind coming out of nowhere - blowing their hair back....making it look like they were shooting a shampoo commercial. All were dressed in tight leather uniforms, black high heeled boots with enormous amounts of weapons strapped around their waists. P.R. strode to the head of the group, took out a knife and licked the blade wickedly.
"All right.....let's rock and roll!"
Announcer: And so the ladies of Piccolo Inc. set off for the catacombs in search for the key, their numbers increased by two. Ready and willing to take down any spirits or fat men in pink tutu's that may get in their way. What will happen? Find out next time on QUEST FOR THE KEY!